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Police Brains by kinglarry(m): 2:42pm On Apr 26, 2006
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.

The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000."

The client asked, "What? How's that possible?"

The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."
Re: Police Brains by Z4M4eva(f): 2:46pm On Apr 27, 2006
l.o.l cheesy cheesy

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Re: Police Brains by micklplus(m): 3:03pm On Apr 27, 2006
imagine shocked shocked shocked
Re: Police Brains by doshbass(m): 5:35pm On Apr 27, 2006
wow, thats funny
Re: Police Brains by Zahymaka(m): 10:03pm On Apr 27, 2006
I know of one that goes like"

A shop sells brains. Physicist brains go for $50 dollars per pound, Engineers for $10 and scientists for $200. Politicians brains went for $10 000!

When someone walked in and enquired why politician brains were so expensive, the seller replied, "Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a politicain with brains? Even when you get one, it's very little."
Re: Police Brains by hotangel2(f): 11:06pm On Apr 27, 2006
Funny joke. Zah i like dat one. cheesy cheesy
Re: Police Brains by actoor(m): 4:43pm On May 28, 2008
dats cool,
Re: Police Brains by ohilebo(m): 4:54pm On May 28, 2008
Well, you used $, and that means it was an American cop brain, grin

This can never be true about the Nigerian Police, their brains are totally used grin cos they always calculate and think too fast and come up with various things to put you in more trouble grin grin grin

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Re: Police Brains by Jeovy(m): 7:12pm On May 28, 2008
True word ohilebo
Re: Police Brains by kene20(m): 7:30pm On May 28, 2008
U re damn right cheesy
Re: Police Brains by krama(m): 12:41am On May 29, 2008
Cool grin
Re: Police Brains by clemcykul(f): 11:25am On May 30, 2008
eg provide ur tire licence, and your passengers birth cert,

lol ohilebo ure ryte first in history grin
Re: Police Brains by mykali(m): 11:33am On May 30, 2008
politics and lies.
Re: Police Brains by Nobody: 3:09pm On May 31, 2008
huh

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