Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

when i saw the title, i thought you were talking of da show on FX

i sure like an answer to that too

furlee:

"So why is the groom wearing black?"

l.o.l    

how is that mama going to answer that? kids and their ways of reasoning ! that mama has been put in a tight corner.

Nice Joke !
Cheers

Z4M4eva:


l.o.l

Now, let me answer that question:
The man is wearing black b'cos that is the last time he will laugh or smile again in his life (unless the wife dies before him or he divorces her).

Ladies, see your hand work

Yeah that must be the ugliest day in that mans life.

the man is wearing black coz he's going to deflower the lady and in doing so being dat he's in black the stains are not going to be visible am on my own

The poster above me has just posted a whole load of crap!!!!!
If I type in more than I want to express, the world will spoil.
[sub][/sub]I am mad at you, clemcykul, whoever you are

the girl wld be dancin wit d followin tot - thank god im married at last

the man wld be dancin wit d followin tot - i burrowed money to marry, how will i pay

NO answer to that queston yet?

clemcykul:

the man is wearing black because he's going to deflower the lady and in doing so being that he's in black the stains are not going to be visible am on my own

*shouts* deflower kini?


wen the road is trying to beat third mainland bridge in width.

make una tell the guy to hold sumthing as im dey enter.