I've always had an admiration for good use of euphemism - packaging (in words) not-so-pleasant things or situations in a cute manner such that makes it look less embarrasing or unpleasant. I like these:

- Intellectually impaired (Stupid)
- Aesthetically disadvantaged (Ugly)
- A person of immense proportions (fat/big person)

Get creative with words! Or do you recall any you've read and would like to share? Let's hear it!

Sure does . Thanx. More, more, more,

education consultant- - - - -teacher

Posh Spice- - - - - -Victoria Adams

This is so much fun

Nubian Princess- - - - - - -Very Black Person

flirtatious- - - - - - -Slut

Down-sizing : Massive retrenchment ([sub][/sub]made to sound as simple as a table clearing exercise)

Light fingered ------------------------ thief
Tight fist ------------------------ Stingy

love rebound ---- betrayal

pleasurable idiot ---- clown


@Doyin13
I agree babes , this is so much fun

@Chigotex

I thought sticky fingers was thief?

sweet nothing - flattering

wonderful nonsense - flattering

physically awkward---------Disabled

NaJa HaJe:



pleasurable idiot ---- clown
Nice one

@Doyin13
I agree babes , this is so much fun

Sure is!

Just for the fun of it, let's include business and political euphemisms in our posts:

- Ethnic Cleansing : Gross intolerance/ massacre of other ethinic groups (_{May God forgive the individual who invented this phrase!)}

NaJa HaJe:

@Chigotex

I thought sticky fingers was thief?

It is, so is light fingered

friendly fire- - - - -american murder

necking - smooching
making out - f**king
tripping - infactuated
emotionally attached - sexual attraction
the moon that shines for all - bitch on heat
in too deep- too far gone
F.F.F (aka fasi fayo fashi) - hit and run

education consultant?euphemism?na wa o
olulu, this aint a place for rotten minded pple like u,this is for the intellectuals please not perverts!u shld try out d "special retard forum",am sure u will feel at home

tolulat:

education consultant?euphemism?na wa o
olulu, this aint a place for rotten minded people like u,this is for the intellectuals please not perverts!u shld try out d "special retard forum",am sure u will feel at home

Ouch!!!

Tolulat - intellectually deficient and M.U.M.U certified individual

tolulat:

education consultant?euphemism?na wa o
olulu, this aint a place for rotten minded people like u,this is for the intellectuals please not perverts!u shld try out d "special retard forum",am sure u will feel at home

Ouch!!!

Tolulat - intellectually deficient and MUMU certified individual

Tolulat + Olulu = Short-fused

up and coming: virtually unknown _{i see that on ben tv all the time}

not easy on the eye - ugly
in a financial coma - damn broke

second hand motor ------------------Tokunbo

olulu:








Ouch!!!

Tolulat - intellectually deficient and MUMU certified individual

lami4life:

Tolulat + Olulu = Short-fused

Short Fused? Nay, have no issues with positive criticism. but if u use "choice" words for me, i have a few of my own too.


lami4life? hope its not d lami dats starts with an "o" and has "k" at d start of d following word,


Flabber-whelmed = extremely surprised
Over-gasted = extremely surprised
suffering from Diarrhoea of the mouth = Talkative
koko of the matter = crux of the matter
koko= , hmm, well, ask D'Banj
Simply Olulu = Naughty fellow

olulu:


Short Fused? Nay, have no issues with positive criticism. but if u use "choice" words for me, i have a few of my own too.


lami4life? hope its not d lami that is starts with an "o" and has "k" at d start of d following word,

Can someone help me out here? Was that latin or what?

lami,pls i think u should go thru wat this is about again,it will save us the stress of reading some really retarded posts by, u know who!

lami4life:

Can someone help me out here? Was that latin or what?

its plain english, and its not even coded

tolulat:

lami,please i think u should go through what this is about again,it will save us the stress of reading some really retarded posts by, u know who!

glad it is not only MUMU certified individuals like u we have in this world.

there's no need to fight!!!!!!!!

@topic

hungry and tired --- men

day after tommorrow --- next tommorrow

Playing hard to get ---- stupidity