To be a good Satanist means submitting wholly to the will of our Almighty Lord, Lucifer, The Great Prince of Light and Darkness.
However we do not do nonsensical christian beliefs of having pacts with or selling souls to our Master.

From the Satanic Bible:

To the Satanist, it is unnecessary to sell your soul to the Devil or make a pact with Satan. This threat was devised by Christianity to terrorize people so they would not stray from the fold. With scolding fingers and trembling voices, they taught their followers that if they gave in to the temptations of Satan, and lived their lives according to their natural predilections, they would have to pay for their sinful pleasures by giving their souls to Satan and suffering in Hell for all eternity. People were led to believe that a pure soul was a passport to everlasting life.

This means no useless rituals or incantations or repetitive prayers. You need to look inside yourself and see the force of darkness inside you and acknowledge that this darkness is powerful. You need to harvest these powers as no other person or institution can help you do it. This force is in you. This force has been subdued by the godly but your time is now!

From the Satanic Bible:

Satanists do not accept Satan as an anthropomorphic being with cloven hooves, a barbed tail, and horns. He merely represents a force in nature—the powers of darkness which have been named just that because no religion has taken these forces out of the darkness. Nor has science been able to apply technical terminology to this force. It is an untapped reservoir that few can make use of because they lack the ability use a tool without having to first break down and label all the parts which make it run. It is this incessant need to analyze which prohibits most people from taking advantage of this many faceted key to the unknown—which the Satanist chooses to call “Satan.”

Harnessing this force will give you physical and mental gratification of the highest order called "Nirvana". The godly refer to this force as "evil".

'So, if “evil” they have named us, evil we are—and so what! The Satanic Age is upon us! Why not take advantage of it and LIVE!' -Anton LaVey

hahahahaha... I know na wetin boredom dey cause, lol... Long live jesus christ

R2bees: hahahahaha... I know na wetin boredom dey cause, lol... Long live jesus christ

it is only a lazy fool that would depend on a dead jew for his prosperity.

If you dnt mind can u answer these question?

1) At what point did u felt the need to worship satan?
2) Why do you love satan so much?
3) What have you gained since you started worshipping him?
4) Why did you neglect God and go for satan?
5) Have you seen satan before?...

Just curious cos u sound like his right hand man.

advocate666:

it is only a lazy fool that would depend on a dead jew for his prosperity.

repent bro, some have gone and come back