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Here Is How GEJ'S 60 Billion Naira Phones Will Benefit 10 Million Farmers by pheesayor(m): 11:52am On Jan 04, 2013
N60b phones will benefit 10m farmers, here are a few tips.


"How do telephones enhance farming? Ok here are my suggestions.

1) There is an app in the apple store it's called iFARM,this app helps the farmer to know when and how to improve cultivation of crops.

2) the phone has a camera which will enable the farmer to upload pictures on Instagram and Facebook, so that he can easily tag his customers.

3) for those farmers that will receive blackberry phones, pinging will help them reduce the cost of making phone calls.

4) There is an app iFertilizer, it helps the crops to grow, just keep the phone closer to the farmland, it will do the trick.

5) Farmers need to tweet, e:g [size=16pt]farming things on point!!![/size] grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

6) There is an app, iTractor which helps the farmers to clear the farmland and harvest crops.

7) There is an app iDRIVE, this app helps the farmers to dodge all the pot holes and successfully transport their goods to the market.

cool There is an app iFirst aid, which helps recuse the farmers incase of accidents in the farm work.

9) There is an app iCANAL, this app helps to water the crops in the dry seasons.

10) There is an app i-info, this helps the farmers to be updated with new methods of improving farm output and other new technologies.

11) There is an app iPower, this provides 24/7 stand by electricity for those farmers who rear livestocks.

Re: Here Is How GEJ'S 60 Billion Naira Phones Will Benefit 10 Million Farmers by Chanchit: 11:56am On Jan 04, 2013
Foolish man..
Re: Here Is How GEJ'S 60 Billion Naira Phones Will Benefit 10 Million Farmers by Nobody: 12:02pm On Jan 04, 2013
my president is confused.... T.B. Joshua why cant u give GEJ deliverance
Re: Here Is How GEJ'S 60 Billion Naira Phones Will Benefit 10 Million Farmers by Osiris211: 12:07pm On Jan 04, 2013
Crap! Foolish people with kain-kain ideas.
Re: Here Is How GEJ'S 60 Billion Naira Phones Will Benefit 10 Million Farmers by GARRIx7(m): 12:10pm On Jan 04, 2013
undecided

Re: Here Is How GEJ'S 60 Billion Naira Phones Will Benefit 10 Million Farmers by siriyke(m): 1:12pm On Jan 04, 2013
I honestly do not see any sense in dis. Buh ama sit back n see how it goes!
Re: Here Is How GEJ'S 60 Billion Naira Phones Will Benefit 10 Million Farmers by AnodaIT(m): 4:31pm On Jan 04, 2013
I just hope all the farmers won't join 2Go and start posting "weather for 2" when it's raining instead of planting yams.
Re: Here Is How GEJ'S 60 Billion Naira Phones Will Benefit 10 Million Farmers by pheesayor(m): 6:17am On Jan 05, 2013
cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy
AnodaIT: I just hope all the farmers won't join 2Go and start posting "weather for 2" when it's raining instead of planting yams.

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