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Akpostic Advice/football Mathematics! by Laitesmart(m): 6:01pm On Jan 05, 2013
Akpostic Advice....

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OCHUKO : Tommorrow is my girlfriend's birthday... I want to surprise her hugely. What is the highest level of surprise i can give her?

AKPOS : That one simple now. Just introduce her to your wife.
Re: Akpostic Advice/football Mathematics! by Laitesmart(m): 6:06pm On Jan 05, 2013
Answer and win!
1. How many Fernando Torres makes one Demba ba?
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2. What Percentage of Demba ba's body is equivalent to Fernando Torres body?
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3. If it takes Demba ba just 60mins to score 2 goals? How many seasons will it take Fernando Torres?
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4. How many seasons will fernando torres use on the bench if Demba ba keeps travelling to Senegal every two weeks?
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Good luck!
Re: Akpostic Advice/football Mathematics! by carzola(m): 6:33pm On Jan 05, 2013
how many rounds did ur dad tek to pregnant ur mum to gv birth to a dry waccko like u? sexual mathematics
Good luck!..
Re: Akpostic Advice/football Mathematics! by Laitesmart(m): 8:06pm On Jan 05, 2013
carzola: how many rounds did ur dad tek to pregnant ur mum to gv birth to a dry waccko like u? sexual mathematics
Good luck!..
Is your dad still alive? I doubt it!!! Cos he will neva allow a stupid ignoramus 4rm maiduguri to have a spanish name.
Re: Akpostic Advice/football Mathematics! by Valiantvaliant(m): 5:34pm On Jan 06, 2013
Laitesmart:
Is your dad still alive? I doubt it!!! Cos he will neva allow a stupid ignoramus 4rm maiduguri to have a spanish name.
Young man, respect yourself, don't you insult maiduguri again.
Re: Akpostic Advice/football Mathematics! by realsammie(m): 8:37pm On Jan 06, 2013
carzola: how many rounds did ur dad tek to pregnant ur mum to gv birth to a dry waccko like u? sexual mathematics
Good luck!..

kids on rampage in NL. SMH
Re: Akpostic Advice/football Mathematics! by eaemmy(m): 6:50pm On Jan 28, 2013
grin grin tongue
carzola: how many rounds did ur dad tek to pregnant ur mum to gv birth to a dry waccko like u? sexual mathematics
Good luck!..

funny ha ha ha .Lol

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