1. He Has A "Gym Membership But No Interest In Sports"

2. He Has A "Love Of Pop Culture" Including "'Glee' And 'The Golden Girls'. "It’s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm." Is your husband a fan of shows that DON'T appear on the Sci Fi or History channel? SOUND THE ALARM.

3. He "Travels Frequently To Big Cities and other countries eg south africa



"Big cities offer indulgence of every kind. From gay bars and clubs to prostitutes and sex bathhouses, a man seeking encounters can find them easily if he’s so inclined. Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit Thailand or San Francisco without his wife" Ladies, if your man's job takes him to San Fran or Thailand or SA on business, watch out. He's probably definitely having a gay rendezvous

4. He's "Extroverted About His Bare Chest In Public"



"Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around? Does he wear a Speedo at the beach? Does it seem like he’s purposely standing right in the middle of a crowd to show off his chest and arm muscles, peppering people with questions about how strong he looks?" Standing shirtless in a crowd and 'peppering' people? That last example sounds less like the behavior of a homosexual man and more like the actions of a mentally-disturbed vagrant.

5. He Wears "Clothes That Are Too Tight And Too 'Trendy'"



"Gay men don’t need words to communicate their availability for sex 'hook ups.' They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels. If your husband owns skinny jeans and looks at his buttocks in the mirror, it is probably worthwhile to pay more attention to his private activities." Wait, so gay men have a secret telepathic connection? Like ESP? Also, it's 2010. You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone who doesn't own skinny jeans or check themselves out occasionally.

6. He's "Sassy, Sarcastic And Ironic Around His Friends"



"A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group. In a sense, he has “let his hair down” and this will be seen in excessive back talk and speaking with one’s hands." We had no idea that 'excessive back talk' or 'speaking with one's hands' was reason enough to think that someone is secretly gay.

7. More Interested in the men than the women in pornographic films"



"If you have gone down this road and find that your man perks up at the sight of the men in these sorts of videos, you should be concerned. If he selects films because of specific male actors, this is an obvious sign that he is suffering from a crisis of ego and desire." If your man expresses his love for other men while engaging in sexual activities, then yeah - he's probably into guys in some capacity. But a 'crisis of ego and desire?' Nah...

8. He Takes On "Sudden, Heavy Drinking"



"Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cell phone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?" Yes, because all men who drink, smoke, use gel, or cry are secretly gay.

9. He's "Overly Fastidious About His Appearance And The Home"



"Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers?" So "natural" men are all lumberjacks, and if your husband's face is dry and he uses lotion, he's gay. That totally makes sense. And if he cleans the house, forget about it! He's sleeping with another man!

Another wasted space.

seedord247: Another wasted space.

seriously! But on a second thought if might have a point you know

seedord247: Another wasted space.

hmmmm. Are you gay? Cos as far as I'm concerned, its not a wasted space.

Smh

How can a husband be 'gay'?
I think 'bi-sex-ual' is an appropriate term since MOST MEN IN NIGERIA SWING BOTH WAYS!

In that case. . . .we thank 'GOD'! With 'im. . . H-ALL TINS ARE POSSIBOOOOOOH!
I will not be surrendering this my a-nus anytime soon! I DON'T PLAY WITH SHYTE!

ATMC: seriously! But on a second thought if might have a point you know

pls dont fall my hand ooo.... so, those business tycoon that their business require moving from place to another are "G@Y".

Or those Agbero nigga's that hardly go a day without 4 bottles of beer are "Gay"..

Steupidity start from the moment you see what is right before as wrong

Chanchit:

hmmmm. Are you gay? Cos as far as I'm concerned, its not a wasted space.

Like seriously.. You need to ask your school for refund

^i go even fall your leg join. Lol. You may disagree with him on those two but look again, he may not be totally wrong

Gambrosia:
I think 'bi-sex-ual' is an appropriate term since MOST MEN IN NIGERIA SWING BOTH WAYS!

Please speak for yourself. They may swing both ways in your neck of the woods but that should not be a yardstick of judging the rest of us who live in normal surroundings.

Toto Licker:

Please speak for yourself. They may swing both ways in your neck of the woods but that should not be a yardstick of judging the rest of us who live in normal surroundings.

Thou protest too much.
That was what some of you swore by, till we entered the "LONDON" hotel room and BIG GALLONS OF VASELINE fell out of your gym bags!LOOKING FOR SOMEBARRY'S VIRGIN AN-US to devour! After SCATTERING the ones all over Nigeria and the UK!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
Or we h-entered the bath tub and your fingers wandered to my 'a-nus' side!
It even caused MAJOR break-ups in some of my ONLINE ROMANCES! Till you found some 'HOLY ANU-SES' TO HELP YOUR SICK FETISHES ONLINE!

Shioooooooooooooooooooooooor!!!

I begggi!!! Make I hia word. The thing wey Nigerian governors dey take do breakfast. . .e come be 'broke azzze' likey you!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!

MOVE JOR! MAKE I SEE ROAD!

Don't just bring back those NIGHTMARES! I have banished them for ever and ever! AMEN!

Nothing wrong with if you wanno phock an AN-US or h-inside the 'ear' or 'nose'! JUST DREEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS COMOT FROM MY IKEBE. . . . . GO MEET THOSE WEY SABI DO ALL THOSE KAIN TINS!

Not innerestid! Period!

Gambrosia:

Thou protest too much.
That was what some of you swore by, till we entered the hotel room and BIG GALLONS OF VASELINE fell out of your gym bags!
Or we h-entered the bath tub and your fingers wandered to my 'a-nus' side!
It even caused MAJOR break-ups in some of my ONLINE ROMANCES! Till you found some 'HOLY ANU-SES' TO HELP YOUR SICK FETISHES ONLINE!

Shioooooooooooooooooooooooor!!!

I begggi!!! Make I hia word. The thing wey Nigerian governors dey take do breakfast. . .e come be 'broke azzze'likey you!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!

MOVE JOR! MAKE I SEE ROAD!

Don't just bring back those NIGHTMARES! I have banished them for ever and ever! AMEN!

Nothing wrong with if you wanno phock an AN-US or h-inside the 'ear' or 'nose'! JUST DREEEEEEEEEEEEESE GO MEET THOSE WEY SABI DO ALL THOSE KAIN TINS!

Not innerestid! Period!

Lwkmd @breakfast