1. If you work for 30days and got fired without salary.
2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails at 99%.
3. If you tell armed robbers u don't have a phone and your phone starts ringing immediately.
4. If you are signed to a European Club and your first task is to mark Lionell Messi.
5. If you break up with your boyfriend and he wins 200M UGX the next day.
6. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k and the price drops to 14k the next day.
7. If you mistake Super Glue for eye drop.
8. If a rat eats only your name outta your important documents.
9. If your only child joins the Nigeria Police Force.
10. If you get to the exam hall with cheating material and can't understand your own handwritting.
11. If you're earning 100k per month and resigned because you got poly admission.
12. If your car spends more time with the mechanic than on the road.
13. If the person you were insulting in traffic turns out to be the person interviewing you the next day.
14. If you scope girl, take her to bed and junior doesn't stand.
15. If you use a heavy perfume and your body odour remains.
16. After photoshoping you still look ugly.
17. If you don't pass both maths and english at your final exams.
18. You work for a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary.
19. You go to a resturant on a first date and after eating fish the bone chokes you!. . Lmao
20. You got to the exam hall and couldn't remember your first name.

feel free to add yours. . . Lets keep the fun alive!