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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 3:52pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
The way my siblings and I fought with each other, one would think a third world war was going on in my house each time we fought, we were brutal. Mum: JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH!! what is going on? Why can't I have peace in this house? Am I the only person in this estate with kids? You people are turning into rascals and God knows that this is not what I have been training you to be. God knows I'm trying my best to make you good children, God knows. Sheesh ma'am, we get it jor |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 3:53pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
"Every time I beat you, you say thank you ma. Shey o gbo (do you understand)?!" 1 Like |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 3:56pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
Or when my mum beats me and I cry like sh-it, and I start sobbing like crazy.. Mum: If I hear PIM!! Don't let that catarrh drop o, cos you'll lick it...you better suck in that sob. 3 Likes |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 3:56pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
Ki lo se iwo omo yi to fe ya eleti didi (You this child, why are you so rebellious). Amo sa ko to ya garawa, emi gan ya paanu fun e ( Before you turn to a bucket, I'll become aluminium first). Just another one of her many phrases. At the time, I used to wonder why she thinks I wanna turn to a bucket of all things 2 Likes |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 3:57pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
ItsModella: Or when my mum beats me and I cry like sh-it, and I start sobbing like crazy.. LMFAOOOO You should hear the way I'm laughing. Hahahaha My mum used to say that to us too. |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
Oh my Gosh!! Y'all are killing me. naijababe thanks for the translation, I for lost. Lol, ur mum is creative. @ItsModella: ur house seem like much fun. |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
Whenever she was eating or snacking, I'd beg for some by looking at her. She'd eye me for some minutes before giving me some, this will then be followed with shouts of 'Ko lo wa abimo ma jeun wa, hmph!!!' (Go and find a mother who does not eat because she has kids, hmph!!!) At other times, she'd say 'Gba lowo mi o ko ye ka ounje simi lofun'. (Take it and stop counting food into my throat). |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
Shollypopz: Oh my Gosh!! Y'all are killing me. naijababe thanks for the translation, I for lost. Lol, ur mum is creative.yeah, we were craaazzzzzyyyyyyyy!!! My dad even used to threaten to send us to a home for stubborn children |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by SAFO(m): 5:46pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
Haha there's so much WIN in this thread, i literally can't stop laughing. My pop's used to always remind us about that 10 mile walk to school and how fortunate we are |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by firestar(f): 6:13pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
Slowly drags herself....onto the chair..... hah, eyin sisi yi ehn... maa pa miiiiiiiii! Ejo o! Sometimes our mother muddles our names when one of us did the unthinkable.... Iwo... fire, wa...wa n bi...I warily move towards her sun mo mi jare! Ki lo se yin?! Wa, ta lo j'eran to wa nbe ehn? I better come up with something creative before I take medicine for someone else.... |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Blyss: 9:57pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
Damn, you all have it easy. Our (BA)parents, especially the mothers.. cuss you the hell out, and I mean real cussing, like calling you a motherfuucker, nigga, biatch so on and so forth, and getting whooped ain't shiat with a lot of them. You piss them off enough, and you and them are gonna be fighting, and I mean duking it out for real, especially if you're about their size or bigger than them. I remember me and my pops once got into fist fight over some dumb shiat I once did back in the day. My mother once knocked the shiat out of one of my older sisters with a pop, for standing up to her once. BA parents get violent. I think this is part of the reason a lot of BA kids act so violent out on the streets, they learned it at home from their parents. |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 8:42pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
I saw this image and I just couldn't resist. Every Nigerian knows what I'm talking about 2 Likes |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Blyss: 9:30pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Shollypopz: I saw this image and I just couldn't resist. Every Nigerian knows what I'm talking about You sure about that, popzy? |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by seunny4lif(m): 2:03pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
Dad,i want to a football,ehhh,with a slap,are u mad not in my house and not under my root...U are hungry and ur father,mistaken make the dish...Seun!seun!!seun!!!how many times,do i have to called u?are u deaf?must i shout all in yoruba language...Take ur food over there...U can see am better than ur mother in the kitchens...i was like wetin self?If,fine girl greet me,in front of my mum,ooh boy na problem,so u too,has started having omoge?mum she just greeted me,nothing more,ah,will u shut up over there b4 i give u backhand...lol |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 1:01pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
abiL: Sholly: Daddy can I go to Lauren’s house? So so dry. |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 3:40pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
FXKing2012:Ode! "why so pained"? |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 3:46pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by JallowBah(f): 3:54pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 7:39pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
Shollypopz:Do you mind writing correct English grammar for obvious reasons |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 7:46pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
FXKing2012:?? ??.......do u want abiL's attention?? go straight to the point, i might be of help. Ur unnecessary drama and sillines ain't cutting it |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 7:53pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
Shollypopz:isnt it obvious that's what he wants? The guy's been talking about abil all day, i'm waiting for her to come online i'll personally direct her here. |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 7:54pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
Shollypopz:And who are you? Her errandboy or her ar.se licker? 1 Like |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 7:55pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
FXKing2012:Her boyfriend! Loser, get busy! |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 7:57pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
hornipipe: isnt it obvious that's what he wants?...... lmao, I'll contact her. I wonder what the pansy has got to say to her. |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 7:57pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
Shollypopz:Oh so u are that goat she's been talking about, little wonder. By the way, your pic on her profile aint bad at all |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 7:58pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
Shollypopz:lmao |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 8:00pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
Shollypopz:Dude trust me u dont wanna do this wt me cos once I start I cant stop. Once I squeeze on my beretta I dont let go, so pls just stick to licking her ar.se. |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 8:01pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
Shollypopz:haha i even quoted some of his posts where he said she looks like that dog on frontpage and the monkey on one of my threads. I just hope when he gets the attention he's been seeking he doesnt run to the mods. |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 8:02pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
FXKing2012:Lol, ur tantrums are so unnecessary. U got it all wrong though, the goats she talks about are little insecure lad that can't get a girl's attention directly. They have to go the childish, immature-p*ussy-a*ss-way. It's all good, I'm sure my gf and i would love to hear what u have to say. You seem mad, u okay?? 1 Like |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 8:02pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
FXKing2012:U fighting again? |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 8:05pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
i just dey look first. |
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 8:05pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
FXKing2012:Lol, are u new on NL?? Do what with you?? mu ska ska ska ska...LMAO in swahili! You're crying for an a*ss whooping, aren't you??!! Little boy, yep I'm the one in charge of the p*ussy licking duty which u're so in a hurry to take over from. |
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