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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 9:11pm On Feb 09, 2013
2legit2qwt: Uhmmm lipsrsealed


***grabs some pop corn and lemonade and takes the middle seat** cool
welcome on board, pls make yourself comfortable.
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:11pm On Feb 09, 2013
cheesy

Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:12pm On Feb 09, 2013
grabs a seat and some popcorn
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:12pm On Feb 09, 2013
Viewing this topic: Shollypopz(m), NnekaGirl,
hornipipe(m), lalaosky, 2legit2qwt, FXKing2012(m)
LMAO grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:13pm On Feb 09, 2013
*subscribe*

Lol my mom is more chill sha. She jokes with everything.
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 9:14pm On Feb 09, 2013
lalaosky: grabs a seat and some popcorn
welcome...Ileke-Idi I see u, pls grab a seat.
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by 2legit2qwt: 9:14pm On Feb 09, 2013
lalaosky: grabs a seat and some popcorn

You're blocking my view sir angry
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:15pm On Feb 09, 2013
FXKing2012:
Look at this used abiL's sanitary pad talking to me, exchanging words with u is injustice in its own right. Your moro.nic post is an embarassment to NL; your dementia is incurable.
Wassup with the high school jabs..."sanitary pad"?? hahahaha, that must be such a big deal to you. FXKing2012, u a virgin homie??

Blockhead, stop jittering like a cold rat. Talk to me about your problems, I'm here to help.
Your life and entire existence should be a warning to teenagers practicing unsafe sex...we are still trying to recover from ur parents deranged and dumb actions of mating and producing a worthless, low self esteem, simpleton!!

Back to the issue, what is ur problem young child??

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:16pm On Feb 09, 2013
FXKing2012:
welcome...Ileke-Idi I see u, pls grab a seat.

thanks sire...you're such a nice niggar...i appreciate...i hope your guns are blazing?..fire away!!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:18pm On Feb 09, 2013
2legit2qwt:

You're blocking my view sir angry

i paid VIP tickets,,,go get yours grin grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:19pm On Feb 09, 2013
This thread is growing oo, oshe!! grin grin cheesy
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 9:20pm On Feb 09, 2013
Lmfao! Old hag and nneka gal shows up? Jeez! Coward!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by 2legit2qwt: 9:20pm On Feb 09, 2013
lalaosky:

i paid VIP tickets,,,go get yours grin grin
shocked Damn! Somebody sold me a counterfeit ticket embarassed
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:22pm On Feb 09, 2013
Shollypopz: This thread is growing oo, oshe!! grin grin cheesy
i swear you rugged grin grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 9:22pm On Feb 09, 2013
hornipipe: LMAO grin
Where is your much-hyped shollypopz cos I cant see him anywhere, pls dont tell me he's already bleeding cos I've not even started with him. Ohh...I forgot, he's run to abiL to lick on her some more for inspiration.

That shollypipz dude makes me laugh, he reminds me of this lunatic under the Oshodi bridge who keeps calling people "were" not knowing he's actually the one.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:24pm On Feb 09, 2013
FXKing2012:
Where is your much-hyped shollypopz cos I cant see him anywhere, pls dont tell me he's already bleeding cos I've not even started with him. Ohh...I forgot, he's run to abiL to lick on her some more for inspiration.

That shollypipz dude makes me laugh, he reminds me of this lunatic under the Oshodi bridge who keeps calling people "were" not knowing he's actually the one.
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:25pm On Feb 09, 2013
2legit2qwt:
shocked Damn! Somebody sold me a counterfeit ticket embarassed

blame ileke-idi not me grin grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:29pm On Feb 09, 2013
Idowuogbo: Lmfao! Old hag and nneka gal shows up? Jeez! Coward!!!!!!!!!!
Idowu, u are the fvcking dumb coward!! Even you can attest ur act of cowardice. That aside, I'm not Nneka girl,u know I'm not. Stop the foolishness, sit ur a*ss down and let the young lad fxking2012 entertain you. Don't embarrass ur old age, stop! ok??

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:32pm On Feb 09, 2013
wdhis going on here? shocked
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 9:34pm On Feb 09, 2013
Shollypopz:
Idowu, u are the fvcking dumb coward!! Even you can attest ur act of cowardice. That aside, I'm not Nneka girl,u know I'm not. Stop the foolishness, sit ur a*ss down and let the young lad fxking2012 entertain you. Don't embarrass ur old age, stop! ok??
Excuse me! Face ur market! Don't bother with ur unjustifiable explanations.I care NOT! Thank u...
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:34pm On Feb 09, 2013
hornipipe: LMAO grin

What? cheesy
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:35pm On Feb 09, 2013
Ileke-IdI:
wdhis going on here? shocked
Basically, a young kid fxking2012 got trashed by abiL. He's here on a revenge mission but he's being played.

In this game, I'm abiL's bf and he's the insecure-bruised-ego lad. He's extremely passionate to use his foolishness to entertain y'all. I'll supply the drinks, sit down and be entertained.
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by 2legit2qwt: 9:36pm On Feb 09, 2013
Ileke-IdI:
wdhis going on here? shocked

I reserved a seat for you babe, except that lala said you have a fake ticket

[size=5pt]You can sit on my lap and practise those positions[/size] lipsrsealed
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 9:36pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

What? cheesy
Pls go back into your hole so I dont do u again.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:38pm On Feb 09, 2013
Ileke-IdI:
wdhis going on here? shocked
an org_y.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:38pm On Feb 09, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Excuse me! Face ur market! Don't bother with ur unjustifiable explanations.I care NOT! Thank u...
Ode!! Does that look like an explanation, that is what "telling off" is called. Haven't I told u to check the meaning of words before you use them?? Dullard oshi!!

lmao @ explanations.....bitches be crazy!! Sit ur over caring a*ss down!!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:40pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

What? cheesy
Hi...you, me smiley
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:40pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

What? cheesy
nothing really cheesy
i was only taking the attendance grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:41pm On Feb 09, 2013
Idowuogbo: Lmfao! Old hag and nneka gal shows up? Jeez! Coward!!!!!!!!!!

You silly psycho,haven't I made you cry like a baby enough? Looking for more? cheesy ,I silenced you for three weeks apparently that was not enough. Sending your asslicker valet MYND44 to threaten,I shut him down like a p*** he is lol. Don't try me!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 9:41pm On Feb 09, 2013
Shollypopz:
Ode!! Does that look like an explanation, that is what "telling off" is called. Haven't I told u to check the meaning of words before you use them?? Dullard oshi!!

lmao @ explanations.....bitches be crazy!! Sit ur over caring a*ss down!!
Lmao @ telling off, shes feeling really cool...Noise making as usual...Pfft!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:42pm On Feb 09, 2013
My mom: Bring a Nigerian man home.

Me: Okay.

Mom: Yoruba

Me: Okay

Mom: Ekiti

Me: No

Mom: Don't bring any Lagosian home. Lagos is too far from Ekiti. Omo Ondo fine.




*She does this annoying thing ever other month. * My gramma is even worse. That one doesn't just want an ekiti in-law, she wants one from my village. cheesy They will be disappointed soon enough. Ekiti ko Kitikiti ni.
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:42pm On Feb 09, 2013
This doesn't even look like a fight.
Looks like people getting bullied grin grin grin grin grin

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