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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 11:16pm On Feb 03, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
Darkrebel, he doesnt want you to see the brawl cos he's got a couple wackplays in his verse.

'Burn this liga' like xabi alonso... lmfao


THIS IS CHILDISH!!!

angry
angry
angry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:17pm On Feb 03, 2015
007Bruce:
wet iron or pan? grin
You don't know what wet iron is? You haven't been out of the country before? You haven't even seen it in films before, or read it in books? I'm sure you're one local Aba boy. grin

Ayamlaykorn
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 11:18pm On Feb 03, 2015
007Bruce:
Abeg post the verses here
Emaprince:
let's see for entertainment sake. undecided

Its not a heavyweight battle, I even freestyled it.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:18pm On Feb 03, 2015
laykorn:

I'd do anything to get my pen moving, even smoke a bag of cement. But that undecided

Ayamlaykorn

so you prefer a bag of cement to Teddy's punanni
..... Chai!! that's a punchline ... you are Improving
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:19pm On Feb 03, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
Darkrebel, he doesnt want you to see the brawl cos he's got a couple wackplays in his verse.

'Burn this liga' like xabi alonso... lmfao

I already did..
he even played York with Yolk ...
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:22pm On Feb 03, 2015
Ksslib, your meme thread made fp.

But I neffa see your reply wo undecided

Ayamlaykorn
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 11:25pm On Feb 03, 2015
laykorn:

You don't know what wet iron is? You haven't been out of the country before? You haven't even seen it in films before, or read it in books? I'm sure you're one local Aba boy. grin

Ayamlaykorn
who is this one talking to? Ifa slap you ehn you'll think you got dazed by an herbalist
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:29pm On Feb 03, 2015
Darkrebel666:


so you prefer a bag of cement to Teddy's punanni
..... Chai!! that's a punchline ... you are Improving
Hhehehehehe. Loyal sad

Ayamlaykorn
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:29pm On Feb 03, 2015
Limerick ..you are online ..
reply.. are we kicking it or not?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:30pm On Feb 03, 2015
Elvisonjack2:



THIS IS CHILDISH!!!

angry
angry
angry
na people like you dey make me wish sey e go make sense if i fit slap person through the net.

What is childish there? That pun is wack! Burn this liga/bundesliga sounds alike to you?
He has been making noise that my battles are weak, yet his verses are not better.
He ran to fb to join a quack tourney cos he couldn't cope here no more. He can hardly beat any of these glads we have here now.
I'm sure they will praise the wack play over there.
That's why the like of lunatic has also refrained from nl nd stuck himself to fb where wack sh1ts would be seen as d0pe.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 11:34pm On Feb 03, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

na people like you dey make me wish sey e go make sense if i fit slap person through the net.

What is childish there? That pun is wack! Burn this liga/bundesliga sounds alike to you?
He has been making noise that my battles are weak, yet his verses are not better.
He ran to fb to join a quack tourney cos he couldn't cope here no more. He can hardly beat any these glads we have here now.
I'm sure they will praise wack play over there.
That's why the like of lunatic has also refrained from nl nd stuck himself to fb where wack sh1ts would be seen as d0pe.


ok.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:35pm On Feb 03, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

na people like you dey make me wish sey e go make sense if i fit slap person through the net.

What is childish there? That pun is wack! Burn this liga/bundesliga sounds alike to you?
He has been making noise that my battles are weak, yet his verses are not better.
He ran to fb to join a quack tourney cos he couldn't cope here no more. He can hardly beat any these glads we have here now.
I'm sure they will praise wack play over there.
That's why the like of lunatic has also refrained from nl nd stuck himself to fb where wack sh1ts would be seen as d0pe.

Elvinsonjack isn't a rapper.. why argue with him ?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:36pm On Feb 03, 2015
Darkrebel666:


I already did..
he even played York with Yolk ...
thank God you've also seen it. I just dey laugh.

He said, ''he'll only get to see new york if he opens an egg''...

New york/new yolk... Rotflmfao... O4kaa come do ur work on this student of yours. grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 11:38pm On Feb 03, 2015
Limerick, it seems like its too late ..

See one link I found.
http://pulse.ng/events/freestyle-unplugged-nigeria-organizers-open-invitation-for-music-producers-id3388523.html

E be like instrumental ish sef-- not verbal freestyle like I thought.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 11:42pm On Feb 03, 2015
Darkrebel666:


Elvinsonjack isn't a rapper.. why argue with him ?


angry
angry
angry
angry
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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:45pm On Feb 03, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

thank God you've also seen it. I just dey laugh.

He said, ''he'll only get to see new york if he opens an egg''...

New york/new yolk... Rotflmfao... O4kaa come do ur work on this student of yours. grin

Kim's over reliance on wordplays is the reason his lines are now boring to me..
he can't even make a normal punchline..
always forcing wack wordplays ...
one good play is better than 100 forced plays.

that's why he's wack on audio..
I just dey laugh when I read lines here and fb especially all those forced plays and stories ..
those things won't even get a reaction if you battling on stage with them grin but on text, they can still be understood due to italics ...
if I handle U3..thunderstorm ..mikuz ..etc on stage..it would be massacre grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 11:48pm On Feb 03, 2015
laykorn:
Ksslib, your meme thread made fp.

But I neffa see your reply wo undecided

Ayamlaykorn
Which reply? Hian, the mail? I don reply try tey na.
You no see am?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:58pm On Feb 03, 2015
Darkrebel666:


Kim's over reliance on wordplays is the reason his lines are now boring to me..
he can't even make a normal punchline..
always forcing wack wordplays ...
one good play is better than 100 forced plays.

that's why he's wack on audio..
I just dey laugh when I read lines here and fb especially all those forced plays and stories ..
those things won't even get a reaction if you battling on stage with them grin but on text, they can still be understood due to italics ...
if I handle U3..thunderstorm ..mikuz ..etc on stage..it would be massacre grin
but there's a way you play words on stage which the crowd will get straight away.
I think i did something like that in the verse i droped on ffr. Sluggish n slug ishh.
Loonatic also played 'noob say, but'... Guess who the mofo tried to play grin LMFAO
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 12:21am On Feb 04, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

but there's a way you play words on stage which the crowd will get straight away.
I think i did something like that in the verse i droped on ffr. Sluggish n slug ishh.
Loonatic also played 'noob say, but'... Guess who the mofo tried to play grin LMFAO

On stage the best thing is to make Jokes ... Wordplays would be hard to grab quick..remember its not acapella ... The surest way is to make fun of your opponent... don't even talk about smashing his head...just jokes grin

Your slug ish won't even be seen as sluggish if you battling over a beat..
Emcees that battle on stage would understand me ..
its only very obvious puns that can get a Wow reaction .

and what's -- Noob say but?

I read loonatik's latest brawl yesterday..
he had a lot of generic ish
clothes/ dressed to kill among others..
the dude is a clown ..

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:24am On Feb 04, 2015
Darkrebel666:


On stage the best thing is to make Jokes ... Wordplays would be hard to grab quick..remember its not acapella ... The surest way is to make fun of your opponent... don't even smash his head...just jokes grin

what's Noob say but?

I read loonatik's latest brawl yesterday..
he had a lot of generic ish
clothes/ dressed to kill among others..
the dude is a clown ..
he tried to play noobsaibot in mortalkombat grin LMFAO.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 12:28am On Feb 04, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

he tried to play noobsaibot in mortalkombat grin LMFAO.

mate

to me the dude is just an average rapper that has failed to Improve.. there's no difference between the way he was before and now ... he's even deteriorating..
that's why he doesn't wanna brawl here... the standard is too high here ..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 12:46am On Feb 04, 2015
Kikikikikikiki . . Lwtmb grin grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:08am On Feb 04, 2015
*Sigh*
You see why I complained about the increased number of newbees?
Wordplay and homphonic puns are two different things
Burn this liga obviously isn't a homophone with bundesliga - but there's no way in hell you can tell me they don't sound alike
.
Don't be quick to mouth off ... Sit back and learn from those that precede you - I'm not a big fan of all mikuz' plays,the york/yolk was distasteful - but burn this liga requires no criticism
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:15am On Feb 04, 2015
Joshuabase:
*Sigh*
You see why I complained about the increased number of newbees?
Wordplay and homphonic puns are two different things
Burn this liga obviously isn't a homophone with bundesliga - but there's no way in hell you can tell me they don't sound alike
.
Don't be quick to mouth off ... Sit back and learn from those that precede you - I'm not a big fan of all mikuz' plays,the york/yolk was distasteful - but burn this liga requires no criticism

stop exposing your ignorance boy
Homophones are part of Wordplays

..
and how can you say he didn't try to a homophone with burn this liga and bundesliga.. so what did he try to do.. a simile? grin menn you don't know jack




I advise you to go read on homophones. smh
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:21am On Feb 04, 2015
Darkrebel666:


stop exposing your ignorance boy
Homophones are part Wordplays

what school didn't you go to? did you do literature?
Smh.. even a noob knows this...
and how can you say he didn't try to a homophone with burn this liga and bundesliga.. so what did he try to do.. a simile? grin menn you don't know jack




I advise you to go read on homophones. smh
Smh
this is a homophone = more-retain-ya/mauritania
(they sound perfectly alike)

This is wordplay = Ballot-early/ballotelli(they sound almost alike)

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:23am On Feb 04, 2015
Joshuabase:

Smh
this is a homophone eastern-bull/istanbul (they sound perfectly alike)

Ballot-early/ballotelli(they almost sound alike)

Calm down !!
Mikuz tried to do an Homophone with bundesliga and burn this liga ...
he included Xabi Alonso ..and Alonso just moved to the bundesliga. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xabi_Alonso

you should have said its a failed homophone instead of saying wordplays are not homophones...

Accept my call out and let's lock horns.. everyone's snoozing during this election break

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:25am On Feb 04, 2015
Darkrebel666:


Calm down !!
Mikuz tried to do an Homophone with bundesliga and burn this liga ...
you should have said its a failed homophone instead of saying wordplays are not homophones...

Accept my call out and let's lock horns.. everyone's snoozing this election break
Futa hasn't declared election break

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:27am On Feb 04, 2015
Joshuabase:

Futa hasn't declared election break

My school's going on election break this Friday ....

Since you sparring on fb then you must surely have time to script
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:30am On Feb 04, 2015
Darkrebel666:


My school's going on election break this Friday ....

Since you sparring on fb then you must surely have time to script so let's spar
.
Old battles
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 4:33am On Feb 04, 2015
coogar:


which thing am i showing you?
who's my wife? iyabodeh na!
undecided undecided undecided angry angry angry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Sokrates(m): 6:11am On Feb 04, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

but there's a way you play words on stage which the crowd will get straight away.
I think i did something like that in the verse i droped on ffr. Sluggish n slug ishh.
Loonatic also played 'noob say, but'... Guess who the mofo tried to play grin LMFAO
ROTFLMFAO and crying, abeg make una no use laugh kill person here o

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 7:02am On Feb 04, 2015
Bars:



Lol..so u sabii play self ? Tho I dea try grin
Wella, buh idon deform

007Bruce:
gottoboy howdy?
Ya Ikii?/
Ninne Sarki Rapgame ama my fifu don't ℓi̶̲̥̅k̲̅e Me/ grin grin

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