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He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by delib: 6:03pm On Feb 26, 2008
A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to dinner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, “Dad, why don't you seem happy with her. Mom likes her a lot.”

The father explained, “No son, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating is my daughter by that woman.”

So the boy dumped her and found himself another girl. Again, he brought her home to the mother's delight, but the father again told him this girl was actually his half-sister. The boy lost his temper and told his mother what his father had said.

Furious, the mother shouted, “Don't listen to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!”
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by kronkykay(m): 8:55pm On Feb 26, 2008
fucing sickos!
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by daychris(f): 9:28pm On Feb 26, 2008
perfect couple
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by segunpc(m): 10:16am On Feb 27, 2008
hmmmm
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by Lolabbey: 10:23am On Feb 27, 2008
couple of d year grin
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by topeteadr(m): 10:47am On Feb 27, 2008
Seen it , but still kept me lmao
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by clemcykul(f): 11:50am On Feb 27, 2008
sooo stale
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by kolaoloye(m): 12:45pm On Feb 27, 2008
what a wonderful couple.
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by Nobody: 2:21am On Feb 28, 2008
are u talking from experience,i think this ur true life story.it's a pity.
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by clemcykul(f): 8:38am On Feb 28, 2008
yeah a pity grin
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ituen(m): 11:38am On Feb 28, 2008
real pity
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by Lohlarh(f): 11:49am On Feb 28, 2008
pity pity shocked
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ituen(m): 11:56am On Feb 28, 2008
hi lohlarh
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by afribabe: 12:23pm On Feb 28, 2008
nice one
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by Lohlarh(f): 2:34pm On Feb 28, 2008
hello ituen
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by elementus: 2:39pm On Feb 28, 2008
role model grin grin grin grin
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ituen(m): 9:58pm On Feb 28, 2008
me abi? grin
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ThugLife1(m): 10:49pm On Feb 28, 2008
;d
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by clemcykul(f): 8:46am On Feb 29, 2008
u abi grin

yes na grin u be role model for taribo west grin
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ituen(m): 1:15pm On Feb 29, 2008
inspired to change ur world
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by delib: 2:10pm On Feb 29, 2008
ituen:

inspired to change your world
VMOBILE
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ituen(m): 8:17pm On Feb 29, 2008
Nope.

Its Ituen's yarn to all free concubines
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by clemcykul(f): 1:16pm On Mar 01, 2008
chei!
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ituen(m): 8:27pm On Mar 01, 2008
U know i dont tell a lie grin grin
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by delib: 9:32am On Mar 03, 2008
how do u want me to believe that
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ituen(m): 8:32pm On Mar 03, 2008
why should i prove it to you. U be babe?
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by delib: 8:43pm On Mar 03, 2008
na only babe u dey yarn true ?
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by kolaoloye(m): 8:36am On Mar 04, 2008
@ituen,
repent the kingdom of God is at hand.
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ituen(m): 9:20am On Mar 04, 2008
kola,

i been dey hear that same line b4 and after i was born so i'll change it for u

repent the kingdom of God is at leg.
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by kolaoloye(m): 9:35am On Mar 04, 2008
@ituen,
under whose LEG did you check whereby u found the kingdom of God,
beside what gave you that inspiration, a lady`s leg?
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by ituen(m): 9:53am On Mar 04, 2008
hand is short

leg is long

so i mean the kingdom will take longer time to come

as a man of God, what made you think of a woman's laps?

Ashawo like u
Re: He Isn't Even Ur Father: Funny by efuah(f): 10:00am On Mar 04, 2008
Kingdom of God at wia? grin

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