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Aso Rock News! by penpusher(m): 9:41pm On Jan 10, 2013 |
IN PRISON …you spend the majority of your time in 8 by 10 cell. AT WORK … you spend the majority if your time in a 6 by 8 cubicle. IN PRISON … you get three meals a day AT WORK … you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON … you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK … you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON … you can watch Tv and play games. AT WORK … you get fired for watching Tv and playing games. IN PRISON … they allow your family and friends to visit. At work … you can’t even speak to your family. IN PRISON … all your expenses are paid by the tax payers with no work required. AT WORK … you get to pay all the expenses to go work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON … you must deal with sadistic wardens AT WORK … they are called managers. So why is it, again that we work? *********************************************** For more funny stuff visit http:///HAmIo *********************************************** 1 Like
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