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Anger Management by ayusman16(m): 8:18am On Feb 27, 2008
ANGER MANAGEMENT



Husband to Wife: How come when I annoy you, you don't fight back. How do you control your anger?



Wife to Husband: I scrub the toilet.



Husband to Wife: How does that help?



Wife to Husband: I use your toothbrush!!!!!!!
Re: Anger Management by Nobody: 8:43am On Feb 27, 2008
Ha, Ayusman, You harsh oh, hope you wont do that to me when we get married oh. Bonjour Mon Amie, Comment allez vous?
Re: Anger Management by Lolabbey: 8:46am On Feb 27, 2008
hmm so aisha has finally accepted anus man just because folly travled out of town,\


hmm,women,u can neva satisfy them ,neither can u predict themgrin grin grin

@joke read it b4 but stil kept me laughing at d hubby grin grin
Re: Anger Management by ayusman16(m): 8:57am On Feb 27, 2008
@aiSHA, my love for u is undilluted. I can't fit try am with u oo.

@Lolabbey, ar u jealous? U wan try my toasting skills
Re: Anger Management by Lolabbey: 8:59am On Feb 27, 2008
you ke?

for ur dream.

i knw sey aisha just dey pull ur leg grin
Re: Anger Management by kellyjoe3(m): 9:08am On Feb 27, 2008
funny lol
Re: Anger Management by ayusman16(m): 9:36am On Feb 27, 2008
U dey there to know if Aisha dey pull my leg? Don't be jealous Lolly! grin
Re: Anger Management by Lolabbey: 9:42am On Feb 27, 2008
jelos of wetin,

abegiiiiiiii spare me
Re: Anger Management by folly69(m): 9:44am On Feb 27, 2008
*walks in and ayus man runs into hiding* hmmmmmn shakes head and moves on  angry


@ joke really funny grin
Re: Anger Management by ayusman16(m): 9:58am On Feb 27, 2008
let Aisha speak for herself, tongue
Re: Anger Management by folly69(m): 10:07am On Feb 27, 2008
yeah let her speak 4 her herself aint shakin wink
Re: Anger Management by Nobody: 10:34am On Feb 27, 2008
Ah Ayusman, sorry to burst your bubble, my Folly has been behaving real funny these days just wanted to get him jealous. Sorry I used You but my plan worked, good for me and sorry for you and all the people who want to see our happiness bite the dust. Folly Baby waz up
Re: Anger Management by topeteadr(m): 10:41am On Feb 27, 2008
Anyusman(queer lord) . . . . .*wake up 4rm ur dreams*
Re: Anger Management by Nobody: 10:45am On Feb 27, 2008
Ayusman, Ya ka kai, Kuan biyu, Lafiya ko, ko ka yi tafiya ne?
Re: Anger Management by ayusman16(m): 11:07am On Feb 27, 2008
ba damuwa, ina lafiya, aiki ne wahala! Aman mo gode Allah!
Re: Anger Management by Nobody: 11:18am On Feb 27, 2008
Toi, sanu, a yi aikin da hankali, da mai rai a ke yi fa. Sanu, na gode da su vacancies da ka ke ta aikawa.
Re: Anger Management by clemcykul(f): 11:31am On Feb 27, 2008
folly deay uve been sold in hausa language grin what a player u gat 4 a wifey grin grin grin
Re: Anger Management by Nobody: 11:43am On Feb 27, 2008
Clemcy gbeberon, Solo Makinde, Waka Pass abeg, who told you my Sweet heart doesnt know what we are saying, Home breaker, By the ay what is your stake in this matter?
Re: Anger Management by clemcykul(f): 4:11pm On Feb 27, 2008
hehheheh the guilty are afraid lmao grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Anger Management by Emperoh(m): 4:28pm On Feb 27, 2008
Both those that sold and those that were sold, i say KPELEE!!! Ndo nu ooo!!!
Re: Anger Management by ituen(m): 10:57am On Feb 28, 2008
Na wa oh, Aisha and Ayusman

Just this little time i was away, some people are making unecessary acquaintances
Re: Anger Management by ayusman16(m): 11:24am On Feb 28, 2008
;d ;d
Re: Anger Management by ituen(m): 11:28am On Feb 28, 2008
. . .and u dey laff? angry
Re: Anger Management by ayusman16(m): 11:36am On Feb 28, 2008
u won't understand the conquest. wink
Re: Anger Management by tytylayor: 12:16pm On Feb 28, 2008
nice joke

ayus whaddup grin
Re: Anger Management by ayusman16(m): 12:24pm On Feb 28, 2008
am cool baby! Hope u r good as ever wink
Re: Anger Management by tytylayor: 12:31pm On Feb 28, 2008
sure everly goodie goodie wink
Re: Anger Management by elementus: 12:41pm On Feb 28, 2008
anus man na wha ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pls don't post in Hausa lets your intension be view in English jare
we go fit no why aisha2 wan leave folly for u
anyway dat was a nice joke keep it coming grin grin grin
Re: Anger Management by ayusman16(m): 12:44pm On Feb 28, 2008
@Elementus

Have u ever made love in Hausa before? u guys wont understand tongue
Re: Anger Management by folly69(m): 1:17pm On Feb 28, 2008
ayus de anus u still dreaming?
Re: Anger Management by Lolabbey: 1:21pm On Feb 28, 2008
hmm,

so dem dey make love 4 hausa lang again?

omo na wah oo,

just dey imagine hw d love go beeeeeeeeeeeeee grin grin
Re: Anger Management by Nobody: 1:28pm On Feb 28, 2008
See enemies of Love plenty plenty for this Nairaland oh. Anyway in hausa we say " Rashin sani ya fi dare dufu".

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