John, who was just returning from the village met his friend Martins, fighting with the wife
asked his friend `what was the cause of this trouble again?. Martins responded by telling
his friend that he had no idea at all.
John now asked his friends wife the same question,he was surprised that his friend does
not understand the meaning of NO from his wife. Martins has abandoned the wife for almost
2 months because the wife said NO to his desire one night.

John shook his head and started giving his friend some interpretations to female`s words.


FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

5 MINUTES : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

GO AHEAD : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

LOUD SIGH : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

THAT`S OKAY : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

WHATEVER : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

DON`T WORRY ABOUT IT,I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

FOR GOD`S SAKE WHY CAN`T WOMEN YES BE YES & NO BE NO?

Cuz they were made that way.

Who made them that way,GOD OR MEN?

Na money make woman like dat oh

:ona wah o

true word.

@ ituen,
i hope you are talking from experience becos a lady once said that
all that women are (good or bad) are the handworks of men. I`m
praying that no woman will challenge you o.

I believe its because d female brain dey trek when it comes to reasoning.
Thats why dem be like that.

i feel u ben

na true sha women no dey ever think

no, they wont, they will generalize u as the nincompoop, and i am glad u are not a man, cos u are just a rotten turkey

clemcykul:

na true sha women no dey ever think

i tink u r right

sucess why do u hate turky?
turkey is very sweet o

i will think about it

Clem,

his parents have promised him turkey since he was born on the condition that he passed his exams.

he has graduated from university and uptil now, he hasn't tasted a turkey b4

What a shame.

shame on u ben, have u forgotten that we use too sell chicken at mushin market, why must u allow me to say it out, now so many people are going to know about it and will start buying turkey for free.

what kinda thinking is that, ?

*goes to  bennie's stall to buy turkey*

clem-good afternoon oga, how much for this turkey?

ben-turkey cost o, this one na three niara fifty kobo

clem-chei na so turkey cheap reach?

ben- yes na this one na divorced turkey, and only am remain after the turkey genocide and moreover people no want am bcuz e  get grammar virus and tumour of the tongue

clem-okay just gimme make i feed my dogs

Oh my Gawd,where is mr turkey?

he is busy eluding

turkey is preparing for a beta come back

that last comback was gunpoint's fault

he shld be probed cos he took our money for the hit contract on turkey

@clemcykul I will pretend i didn't see that post.

no , problem ben, but u wont be pretending when we slaughter mr turkey.

ituen:

that last comback was gunpoint's fault

he shld be probed because he took our money for the hit contract on turkey

@iteun
i wil pretend like i didnt see ur post,
Turkey(mr) is a VIP on dis land, i'd appreciate if ya'll treated him thus
As 4 d rest of u turkey meat lovers(clems & crew), ya'll gon eat dat in hell(aftr i'v had all ya shot)!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gunpoitn

if u like dey learn how to get blind, i say its ur fault turkey is still alive

gunpoint how are my sure that u don't have a poultry at ur backyard

gunpoint how are my sure that u don't have a poultry at your backyard.

@success123 Man feel free to use pidgin. No be force to speak english.

oma lakuje, oma gbokumuni ben.


you that ur vertebrae has dislocated telling me rubbish.

. . . . idiot, how far?