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God Said No by MasterUwem(m): 1:51pm On Dec 24, 2007

        and GOD said no


I asked God to take away my habit.   God said, No.
It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.            
I  asked God to make my handicapped child whole.   God said, No.  
His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary  
I asked God to grant me patience.    God said, No.  
Patience is a by-product of tribulations;
it isn't granted, it is learned.  
I asked God to give me happiness.   God said, No.           I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you.  
I asked God to spare me pain.    God said, No.  
Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares
and brings you closer to me.  

    I asked God to make my spirit grow.    
God said, No.     You must grow on your own, but I will   prune you to make you fruitful.  
                                                                                                               
I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life.  
God said, No.                              
I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.  
I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.                                        
God said   ,       Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.  

If you love God, send this to ten people and back to the person that sent it.  

THIS DAY IS YOURS DON'T THROW IT AWAY                  
May God Bless You .
"To the world you might be one person, but  to one
person you just might be the world"  
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Re: God Said No by Nobody: 6:02pm On Dec 24, 2007
First, why did you post this in the jokes section? However this is nice to read especially when we forget the reason for the season. Love the message. We try to run away from pain, but we would know no compassion, hope and charity if we haven't witnessed sufferings in our lives. We will probably take things for granted.
Re: God Said No by ThugLife1(m): 8:55pm On Dec 24, 2007
ok
Re: God Said No by topeteadr(m): 9:19pm On Dec 24, 2007
Oh my GOD wtf? is going on. Nland is bcmng smthng else
Re: God Said No by Uzzyan: 2:53am On Dec 25, 2007
Its good though. But my dear isnt this meant to be in another section of Nl.
Re: God Said No by topeteadr(m): 10:34am On Dec 25, 2007
Uzzyan, r u speaking in tounges.
Re: God Said No by Uzzyan: 4:20pm On Dec 25, 2007
No ooo. I am speakin in a known tongue.
Re: God Said No by ituen(m): 7:35am On Dec 26, 2007
MODDDEERRRAATOORSS

moderators, where are y'all?
Re: God Said No by Emperoh(m): 8:54am On Dec 26, 2007
Seun, seun, seun, where are you. runs out screaming Seuns name and searching for him under the cars, foams, leafs, spoons and plates.
Re: God Said No by clemcykul(f): 11:58am On Dec 27, 2007
emperoh chei ol boy u dey craze ooha whole seun, seun u don surfer embarassed searches for seun and finds him inside freezy's bla bla bla grin
Re: God Said No by ituen(m): 7:28am On Dec 28, 2007
clemcykul:

emperoh chei ol boy u dey craze ooha whole seun, seun u don surfer embarassed searches for seun and finds him inside freezy's bla bla bla grin

This is the 1st straw on the camel's back shocked shocked shocked shocked

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