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Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Nobody: 4:44pm On Jan 11, 2013
pak:


if itsmodella, slimyem or abil where from Ekiti. Maybe I might buy into the OP's assertion . . .
Well, they are!! grin grin

Was this suppose to hurt??..... hahahaha grin grin Haters gon hate!
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by nairalady(f): 4:44pm On Jan 11, 2013
trash grin
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by AlterEgoTM: 4:46pm On Jan 11, 2013
undecided undecided

What I actually find funny is the fact that this is supposed to be funny undecided

Lol @ OP's "I must take comedy chop" retort grin
You are on a long thing man tongue tongue


And for not giving my state (OSUN) a not so favourable slogan, may you continue to churn out dry shyte like this, you orangutan grin grin

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Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Mandesz(m): 4:48pm On Jan 11, 2013
Too dull and holds no sense
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by FoxyRebirth(m): 4:51pm On Jan 11, 2013
AlterEgo™:
undecided undecided

What I actually find funny is the fact that this is supposed to be funny undecided

Lol @ OP's "I must take comedy chop" retort grin
You are on a long thing man tongue tongue


And for not giving my state (OSUN) a not so favourable slogan, may you not continue to churn out dry shyte like this, you orangutan grin grin

Adequately modified tongue tongue tongue

My number 2 fan of the day after Redmosquito

Bless you... Stand up comedy, here I come grin grin grin
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by foyeks2001(f): 4:53pm On Jan 11, 2013
AlterEgo™:
undecided undecided

What I actually find funny is the fact that this is supposed to be funny undecided

Lol @ OP's "I must take comedy chop" retort grin
You are on a long thing man tongue tongue


And for not giving my state (OSUN) a not so favourable slogan, may you continue to churn out dry shyte like this, you orangutan grin grin

Amen
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by FoxyRebirth(m): 4:56pm On Jan 11, 2013
foyeks2001:

Amen

Bad belle grin grin grin
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by FoxyRebirth(m): 4:57pm On Jan 11, 2013
For those who says this thread is not funny, please follow the link to the other one and I promise you will not be disappointed

https://www.nairaland.com/1159443/mess-short-story#13788968
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by foyeks2001(f): 4:57pm On Jan 11, 2013
And u say u r a comedian wit all dat jagons...a whole State of d living spring...do u know Osun population and land mass @ all

Foxy_Rebirth:

My number 2 fan of the day after Redmosquito

Bless you... Stand up comedy, here I come grin grin grin
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by FoxyRebirth(m): 4:59pm On Jan 11, 2013
foyeks2001: And u say u r a comedian wit all dat jagons...a whole State of d living spring...do u know Osun population and land mass @ all


It is meant to be a joke na.... But by the way.... Tell me about Osun cool cool cool
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Teeboy15(m): 5:12pm On Jan 11, 2013
Mtchewww. Rubbish...
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Nobody: 5:23pm On Jan 11, 2013
binger: I came to check Enugu.What i saw left me confused...Slogan is actually: Enugu-042 guys no dey retire
seconded.
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Liverpoolfc(m): 5:31pm On Jan 11, 2013
Anytime you hear these two words " i prayoo" turn, you will see Edo boy or his sister. I prayoo; who am i?
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by lakeside025(m): 5:41pm On Jan 11, 2013
For osun, we aя̩̥̊ε̲̣ even much than a states.. A states with many ethics with †ђξ likes of Ijesha, Ife, Oyo and Igbonan
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Naijapikin1: 5:49pm On Jan 11, 2013
Nice one, op.
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by GUNSLINGER: 5:51pm On Jan 11, 2013
salam001: Anambra - light of the Nation

How many times do u see LIGHT in a week without using generator. grin grin grin
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Oluwaloshevy(m): 6:11pm On Jan 11, 2013
Mtschew. . .thot i would see dis update has hidden. Its 2013 o o. No mumu mumu update
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Sike(m): 6:27pm On Jan 11, 2013
@OP, Better luck next time yo?
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by ignis: 6:43pm On Jan 11, 2013
salam001: Anambra - light of the Nation
You are an intelligent boy.
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by smsgold: 7:00pm On Jan 11, 2013
Mtchew
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Hardfact: 7:07pm On Jan 11, 2013
Foxy_Rebirth: ENJOY.... FELT I SHOULD SHARE IT


The Newly Replaced Slogan For Every State In Nigeria -

1. Lagos: "Give Us Your Poor and Weak, We Shall Rob and Murder Them at No Extra Cost To You." . . . . . . . . . .

FCT--- Abuja: "The Centre of Corruption."
GBAM!!
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by nwa4me(f): 7:48pm On Jan 11, 2013
i don't understand abeg,wats all dis about sef?
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by AdeniyiA(m): 8:01pm On Jan 11, 2013
Foxy_Rebirth: Make una comment na undecided undecided undecided
na by force?
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by REVOLUTNIS: 8:14pm On Jan 11, 2013
Rubbish
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:31pm On Jan 11, 2013
kai what a loooooong queue....77th to comment sha
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:31pm On Jan 11, 2013
kai what a loooooong queue....77th to comment sha..singin uwamgbedekamma
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by busmagnate: 8:50pm On Jan 11, 2013
Lack of unemployment s really affecting this guy.....nonsense
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jan 11, 2013
Lol @benue:home of unlucky coupists
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by bigfrancis21: 9:10pm On Jan 11, 2013
ENUGU - 042 ebeano! Nna, kee ebe I no? A no m 042! Ka anyi bocha. E nwero!
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Ardedaryor(m): 9:10pm On Jan 11, 2013
whic 1 b diz jooor

it s*ckz
nd diz made it 2 frnt page....

and do u tink i allow ma little sis to read dis 'make she go write ham 4 her entrance examc' uhn? i fink is high time a creat topic: which state start wit letter Q,X,V in nigeria...@poster try given d topic a be-fitin topic....via nokia 3310
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by iyaski: 9:18pm On Jan 11, 2013
Foxy_Rebirth: Kai.... I for use small grammar for una for the begining but nothing do una sha.... Una no fit kill my dream, I go use comedy chop tongue tongue tongue tongue

You dry pass desert. You, You, u wan use comedy chop...**keep dreaming**
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by abiL(f): 9:28pm On Jan 11, 2013
What is this doing in the jokes section??

How is this funny?!! undecided


Mtcheeew!

*spits on thread*

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