I cover my comedy destiny with the blood of Jesus. Those of you that prayed bad prayers, return by fire. Haba.... Na una like una state pass.

I must use comedy chop and nothing any of una fit do about am. Make una put am for the back of una mind. I stand tall jor...

And by the way sef... Those wey see the joke, na una laugh pass jor, nothing do una, like play like play, na una be my number one fanz...

Jah bless una jor...

Boring.... I couldn't even force a smile

buahaaha! Kwara - Hausa or Yoruba, we no know!

**In Tonto's voice""
Hi Op... Its ova...



Btw, dnt giv up, u'll be gr8 sumday.. Jst improve.. #faCT#

guy welldone 4 d creativity....but ma no lie u oo, so so borin! Was hoping 2 read w@ ll make my day splendid.....yawnssssss

slimyem: Is this supposed to be funny?

I think to me its funny

Where is the incubated slowpoke who posted this shyt from

don-Phill:
guy welldone 4 d creativity....but ma no lie u oo, so so borin! Was hoping 2 read w@ ll make my day splendid.....yawnssssss

U call this creativity? I actually call it stupidity!!!!

This must b from sum1 with ɑ̤̥̈̊ dull brain;no common sense,so boring.

pls,where dd u get ur findings from?

Classic!

Foxy_Rebirth: ENJOY.... FELT I SHOULD SHARE IT


The Newly Replaced Slogan For Every State In Nigeria -

1. Lagos: "Give Us Your Poor and Weak, We Shall Rob and Murder Them at No Extra Cost To You."

2. Niger: "The Home of Dictators. Which Other State Has Two?"

3. Kano: "Shut-up, Niger, Have you Forgotten Murtala Muhammed and Sani Abacha?"

4. Ondo: "Boy, Where Have All Our Bright Ones Gone?"

6. Cross River: "Can Someone Tell Us If We Are Nigerians or Cameroonians?"

7. Ebonyi: "Damn It, Cross River, Who Cares?"

12. Kaduna: "Are There Really More Christians Than Moslems in This State? We Want A Recount."

13. Borno: "Does Anyone Know How to Spell Boroonu? Please Help?"

14. Kwara: "To Be Yorubas or Hausas--That is The Question."

16. Jigawa: "Bring Those Sinning Akwa Ibom Women & We Shall Flog Them."

21. Oyo: "There Are Only Two States in Nigeria--Oyo & Others. Ye-whooooo!!!"

22. Edo: "How Many of Our Girls Did They Deport From Italy Today?"

23. Delta: "Who Cares, Edo? We Stopped Counting Years Ago When We Became a Separate State. Hehehehehe."

26. Taraba: "We Almost Had Oil."

29. kogi: "We Love Our State So Much That We Will Spell It for You--'K' as in 'Cupboard', 'O' as in 'Nothing', 'G' as in 'Jesus' and 'I' as in 'Eyes'. Yeah!!!."

30. Nasarawa: "Kai, We Almost Had Oil Too."

33. Rivers: "Eat Oil, Sleep Oil, Drink Oil Like Ogogoro."

34. Osun: "Are We Really A State? We Are Confused?"

36. Katsina: "Leave Us Alone. We Are Still Thinking of a Slogan. We Are Slow Thinkers."

These are HILARIOUS.

esp. the red & blue ones!

el bin manny:
U call this creativity? I actually call it stupidity!!!!

aryzgreat: wot is happening here?

*************belch and releases some conc beans soured mess, closes my nose and dissafears ***************

CHAI!!!!!!

Bt ciriously y'all shld gv kudos 2 hm 4 bringin up sumfin lyk dis. E nor izy na haba!

Dry

Jarus: Dry

You wet

If you Had composed this after you must have been high with some green bottles, it would have been hilarrious and make much more sense. How in the world did this make frontpage anyway.

idlaw2k3: If you Had composed this after you must have been high with some green bottles, it would have been hilarrious and make much more sense. How in the world did this make frontpage anyway.

Makes me wonder too... But this is NAIRALAND.... Stuffs happen her

kaduna: center for learnin, unto say fight don teach dem lesson na.

Akwa ibom-we eat roads

Nice, educative & funny!

I like it.

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