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U.s. Navy V Canada by silky(m): 11:07am On Apr 28, 2006
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with the Canadian Authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees North

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid a collision

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE US ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY 3 DESTROYERS, 3 CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT’S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by kajad(m): 12:24pm On Apr 28, 2006
lol grin grin
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by Z4M4eva(f): 12:38pm On Apr 28, 2006
l.o.l
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by candyA(f): 12:51pm On Apr 28, 2006
duh!!! wot wz dat? a joke? gawd u sure hv a wierd style
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by silky(m): 3:09pm On Apr 28, 2006
back @tch ya candy A, no sense of humor?
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by gentleaura(m): 10:08pm On Apr 29, 2006
sorry bud, but thats so dumb plain dumb. Shows your stupidity, nothing about it is funny at all, moreover thats some lame joke that's been on before, usde against other countries before.
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by diddy4(m): 10:14pm On Apr 29, 2006
@ silky
what are you? a sicko? this aint funny at all. angry angry
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by spikelord(m): 2:02pm On May 02, 2006
But I think we should learn to appreciate things that are being posted on this forum and not the other way round!
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by jayemkay(f): 8:56pm On May 02, 2006
grin grin grin grin
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by diddy4(m): 1:54am On May 03, 2006
ok this is actually funny. grin grin grin grin
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by silky(m): 9:16pm On May 14, 2006
@gentleaura

I'm glad some people found this 'joke' funny cause that's what it is! Might not be everyone's cup of tea but hey, if you don't like it don't make rash comments based on one thread.

stupidity indeed!
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by tjtj1(m): 7:21pm On Apr 16, 2008
lmao
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by quentininc(m): 7:45pm On Apr 16, 2008
@ poster

silky u rock

no mind haters way no understand grammar they gast go back nursery school

beta yet i propose we wash them heads with detergents then hang am out to dry so that their sense of humour go come back
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by tufe(m): 7:49pm On Apr 16, 2008
nice joke
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by xammy(m): 11:57am On Apr 17, 2008
i gbadun the joke. keep it up
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by tufe(m): 8:28pm On Apr 17, 2008
hmmm
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by ituen(m): 2:34am On Apr 23, 2008
this is really cool
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by clemcykul(f): 10:36am On Apr 23, 2008
? so u can feel a joke?


@post tyte stuff u gat there kiss
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by ituen(m): 10:41am On Apr 23, 2008
Clem,

u know my worth na
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by clemcykul(f): 11:19am On Apr 23, 2008
i know na wink
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by segunpc(m): 11:50am On Apr 23, 2008
make them no use hammer kill ant o

good joke.
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by tufe(m): 11:51am On Apr 23, 2008
one kobo
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by clemcykul(f): 12:51pm On Apr 23, 2008
talk sense my dear
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by tufe(m): 1:47pm On Apr 23, 2008
and u are worth a quater of a kobo
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by tufe(m): 1:48pm On Apr 23, 2008
and read with sense my dearest, and ur brain shall be open
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by clemcykul(f): 3:50pm On Apr 23, 2008
no mine is asleep naw, but urs can never be functional cuzz ur iq is zero grin
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by tufe(m): 4:00pm On Apr 23, 2008
funny,u 4get that u set a Guiness record of having the lowest IQ in da world cheesy
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by clemcykul(f): 4:18pm On Apr 23, 2008
hehehhehe we both have dat unbeatable record grin
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by joey007(m): 4:35pm On Apr 23, 2008
what a great record
Re: U.s. Navy V Canada by tufe(m): 4:41pm On Apr 23, 2008
@clem
u knw every now wink

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