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Male Parrot: Female Parrot by Simsima2(f): 5:54pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem . I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship." So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking Parrots, and the female parrots say, " Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?" One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, " Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!" |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by Lolabbey: 9:22am On Feb 28, 2008 |
so,dey have been praying for a wifey for so long---lmao |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by segunpc(m): 11:48am On Feb 28, 2008 |
yes o! my rorry pop. nice one poster. |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by Lohlarh(f): 11:53am On Feb 28, 2008 |
Nice one poster Lolami how u dey? kilon sele, which time u go resume skool? |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by afribabe: 12:27pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
Na wa o. Even parrots do have feelings. Father's parrots 4 that matter |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by DaJunta(m): 12:31pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
;d ;d |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by ituen(m): 1:07pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
too old a joke to laff abt it again and again |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by elementus: 1:09pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
nice joke, pls note dat god answer all prayers |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by ituen(m): 1:10pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
even the naughty prayers too? |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by temmysexy(f): 1:53pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
nice joke |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by elementus: 2:05pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
yes ohhhhh ituen prayer na prayer for god eyes |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by folly69(m): 2:14pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
yawns and walks on |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by Lolabbey: 2:34pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
hmm u sure sey u sleep 4 house so |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by ituen(m): 10:04pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
the question is ? does he have a house |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by ashaby(f): 6:53am On Feb 29, 2008 |
@ Ituen down boy, down |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by Teejay07(m): 7:19am On Feb 29, 2008 |
@poster, nice one. Its cool. keep it up. |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by TOYOSI20(f): 7:26am On Feb 29, 2008 |
@Poster Good Job |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by clemcykul(f): 8:03am On Feb 29, 2008 |
iteun i doubt if he has folly ur dear no let u sleep 4 nyte? |
Re: Male Parrot: Female Parrot by ituen(m): 1:10pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
he sure wont if aisha is on heat |
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