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| Heart Transplant by Nobody: 9:26am On Feb 28, 2008 |
Heart Transplant An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, “We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use. One is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died in his private plane. The third is an attorney who just died after practicing law for 30 years.” “I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,” said the patient. After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did. “It was easy,” the patient replied. “I wanted a heart that hadn’t been used.” |
| Re: Heart Transplant by ituen(m): 1:13pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
smashingly cool, aisha |
| Re: Heart Transplant by folly69(m): 1:22pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
hmmmn nice 1 sweetie bt wats all dis i've seeing bout u and anus man? |
| Re: Heart Transplant by ituen(m): 1:24pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
didnt i tell u that you will soon be relgated? |
| Re: Heart Transplant by folly69(m): 1:31pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
hmmmn cool down my brotha it has not been confirmed  |
| Re: Heart Transplant by Nobody: 1:36pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
Baby, haba, dont you trust me? You are still the one I love , the only one i dream of, There is no one else for me. Baby Forget all the bad balle people and their comment, my hands are clean |
| Re: Heart Transplant by Lolabbey: 1:42pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
her hands are so kliiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn  |
| Re: Heart Transplant by folly69(m): 1:43pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
no wahala jare how u doin missd u  |
| Re: Heart Transplant by ayusman16(m): 1:46pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
Nice one funky Hajiya! |
| Re: Heart Transplant by Lolabbey: 1:48pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
who be d funky hajia  |
| Re: Heart Transplant by ayusman16(m): 1:50pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
wetin concern now lollabbey  |
| Re: Heart Transplant by Nobody: 1:53pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
Seriously am wandering what stake Lolaabbey and clemcy have in my relationship with Folly. Folly wats really going on between you three, am suspecting oh, Why are they determined to see thwe end of our love? Ituen, no one is getting dumped, Me and my love are fine and in love, no shaking. |
| Re: Heart Transplant by folly69(m): 1:57pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
dont botha ur self let dem say |
| Re: Heart Transplant by clemcykul(f): 2:00pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
ok i wunt  |
| Re: Heart Transplant by elementus: 2:04pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
HMM,we sef get love of our own,so we are nt waitin to see ur love crumble   |
| Re: Heart Transplant by ituen(m): 9:45pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
@elementus U follow get love for NLD? |
| Re: Heart Transplant by clemcykul(f): 8:50am On Feb 29, 2008 |
beats me! since nobody loves him, he has to love his shadow |
| Re: Heart Transplant by ituen(m): 1:17pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
Just like some ugly girls telling themselves that they are fine, abi |
| Re: Heart Transplant by elementus: 2:07pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
i dont need one from NDL |
| Re: Heart Transplant by Nobody: 2:16pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
Elementus, dont mind them, na agara dey worry dem. |
| Re: Heart Transplant by delib: 2:34pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
aisha welcome back |
| Re: Heart Transplant by saucekid(m): 3:04pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
where she go b4? |
| Re: Heart Transplant by ashaby(f): 4:25pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
she dey kuvuki land with saucekid, na im de camp am! oya two of u, begin confess |
| Re: Heart Transplant by ituen(m): 8:37pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
aisha said that she is tired of folly |
| Re: Heart Transplant by saucekid(m): 9:06pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
wetin i wan confess. . . . . she dey with the real man |
| Re: Heart Transplant by ituen(m): 9:45pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
its like you foresaw the relationship |
| Re: Heart Transplant by folly69(m): 2:09pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
hmmmmn sideline commentators. |
| Re: Heart Transplant by ituen(m): 8:50pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
have u lost ur voice? |
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