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Lessons In Logic: (post Yours) by brownsilk(f): 12:56pm On Feb 28, 2008
[b]If your father is a poor man, its your fate
if your father-in-law is a poor man, its ur stupidity lipsrsealed


I was born intelligent, education ruined me, lipsrsealed

Practice makes perfect,
but nobody is perfect,
so why practice? undecided

If its true that we are here to help others
then what exactly are the others here for? undecided

Since light travels faster than sound;
people appear bright until you hear them speak

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? undecided

Money is not everything
There is Mastercard and Visa wink

Behind every succesful man, there is a woman
Behind every unsuccesful man, there are 2 shocked

Every man should marry
afterall, happiness is not the only thing in life undecided

The wise never marry
and when they do, they become otherwise. lipsrsealed

Never put off the work till tommorrow
what you can put off is today. lipsrsealed

Your future depends on your dreams
so go to sleep shocked

Hardwork never killed anybody
but why take the risk!? undecided

Work fascinates me,
I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives: thank God we can choose our friends cool

The more you learn, the more you know
the more you know, the more you forget
the more you forget, the less you know
so, WHY LEARN? undecided

A bus station is where a bus stops
A train station is where a train stops
On my desk, i have a work station
What more can i say undecided
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Re: Lessons In Logic: (post Yours) by Lohlarh(f): 2:05pm On Feb 28, 2008
@poster, nice oneu sent i read it out to evry1 in my office nd dey liked it

@poster, how u dey?Kip it up wink smiley
Re: Lessons In Logic: (post Yours) by brownsilk(f): 3:25pm On Feb 28, 2008
thanks, if you have some, u can post them
Re: Lessons In Logic: (post Yours) by Lolabbey: 4:18pm On Feb 28, 2008
good one posteter
lmao grin grin grin
Re: Lessons In Logic: (post Yours) by micklplus(m): 4:27pm On Feb 28, 2008
still a very good thing to read.
Cheers

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