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This Is Too Funny by delib: 5:26pm On Feb 28, 2008
There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.

The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.”

The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M."

The third father opens the window and jumps out.

The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?"

One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.”

The nurse asks, "Why?"

He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"
Re: This Is Too Funny by tufe(m): 5:42pm On Feb 28, 2008
this joke has been posted here b4. idiot, come up with something new, b4 i send you for kuvuki drilling
Re: This Is Too Funny by delib: 5:46pm On Feb 28, 2008
well it actually reposted for blind people like u who might not have seen it b4
Re: This Is Too Funny by buzzgonz(m): 5:53pm On Feb 28, 2008
LOL i'm glad u know the ass is blind grin IMAOOOOOooo, . . .
Re: This Is Too Funny by Rebellious(f): 5:57pm On Feb 28, 2008
tufe:

this joke has been posted here before. idiot, come up with something new, before i send you for kuvuki drilling

Who put you in charge?
Re: This Is Too Funny by buzzgonz(m): 6:06pm On Feb 28, 2008
Plz Help us to ask him smiley
Re: This Is Too Funny by tufe(m): 6:13pm On Feb 28, 2008
rebellious, you know these two a55holes here never get beard, i just dey drill them thats all

@delib,

go and play with sand. ur replies sef just dey de-rep you dey o
Re: This Is Too Funny by delib: 6:19pm On Feb 28, 2008
tufe:

rebellious, you know these two a55holes here never get beard, i just dey drill them thats all

@delib,

go and play with sand. your replies sef just dey de-rep you dey o
THAT YOU HAVE BEARDS DOES NOT GUARANTEE YOU TO HAVE BRain
Re: This Is Too Funny by Rebellious(f): 6:21pm On Feb 28, 2008
delib:

THAT YOU HAVE BEARDS DOES NOT GUARANTEE YOU TO HAVE BRIAN

Brains?
Re: This Is Too Funny by buzzgonz(m): 6:27pm On Feb 28, 2008
LOL grin grin grin
Re: This Is Too Funny by tufe(m): 6:32pm On Feb 28, 2008
delib, u no for modify am now. mumu.

u too small abeg, no try ya self for here, because i'll Bleep you up and your rep would never be the same.
Re: This Is Too Funny by buzzgonz(m): 6:37pm On Feb 28, 2008
Ode still dey talk grin
Re: This Is Too Funny by tufe(m): 6:42pm On Feb 28, 2008
and you must be robin, while he is batman. Bloody ass-kisser.

you two are just small boiz trying to buy attention here. two of una times 5 no reach. IDIOTS
Re: This Is Too Funny by buzzgonz(m): 6:52pm On Feb 28, 2008
Ode !!!
Re: This Is Too Funny by delib: 7:01pm On Feb 28, 2008
tufe:

and you must be robin, while he is batman. Bloody ass-kisser.

you two are just small boiz trying to buy attention here. two of una times 5 no reach. IDIOTS
mumu
Re: This Is Too Funny by buzzgonz(m): 7:06pm On Feb 28, 2008
LOL, don't mind that goat! grin
Re: This Is Too Funny by tufe(m): 7:15pm On Feb 28, 2008
delib, based on somethings, you don enter my good book. so we are good.

@buzz,
e be like say you mama never tell you who be your true papa abi. wetin she do carry belle never come out. no make i f**k you up
Re: This Is Too Funny by buzzgonz(m): 7:21pm On Feb 28, 2008
Come all dis talk no go help u, abeg go find better thing do jobless man!
Re: This Is Too Funny by delib: 7:48pm On Feb 28, 2008
tufe:

delib, based on somethings, you don enter my good book. so we are good.

@buzz,
e be like say you mama never tell you who be your true papa abi. wetin she do carry belle never come out. no make i f**k you up
based on what?
Re: This Is Too Funny by tufe(m): 7:52pm On Feb 28, 2008
say we don chat.

abi you wan make we o back to the old ways
Re: This Is Too Funny by clemcykul(f): 9:21am On Feb 29, 2008
buahahahaha lol

tufe the tufe na u be dis? ha ha ha grin grin grin grin grin

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