please can someone tell me all what i need to knw about Ebonyi state... their cost of living, state allawee, their kind of food etc.

samlestic: tnx and wish u d best.

@samlestic i just want to ask during ur registration wat did d officers ask u to bring.plz in terms of credential wat n wat shuld i carry along because d load is too much.plz reply tank u.

Unimke_Ak: Guys, are SSCE results a needed requirement for admission in 2 camp
Crazyman? Obgeche? Martins??

Nope you won't be needing it for registration and admission into camp...but make sure you keep it intact, cos prospective employers would request for it after your service.

booqee: @crazyman. Read dat. Thanks

Y u attacking CRAZYMAN?
Do you mean he is being tribalistic
HOW?

ideology: 1ST SEMESTER EXAM
Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30
mins
Section A (All questions carry equal
marks)
1. What are the names of the two
people holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone ?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took,
what is the past tense of Make ?
3. Which university in Nigeria has
the highest number of ladies using
blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo
on facebook, who sent the friend
request and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50,
what is the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the
apple logo?
SECTION B
1. Between the Nigerian police and
Nigerian girls, who likes money
more?
2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of elegushi
beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a
boy,who is Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/ girlfriend
wins N50,000,000 on who wants
to be a millionaire after you broke
up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to
deliver a typed speech in a national
conference, how many days will it
take Patience to deliver the same
speech on the same occasion?
SECTION C
1) Tuface was given a Prado and
Ferarri on his traditional wedding
and white wedding respectively.
There is every likelihood that D
Banj has gone ahead to print
wedding invitation cards without
an available bride. Discuss.
2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words
on 'My Oga At The Top'
NO SIDE TALK CHEATING
GOOD LUCK=))

mr ideology! More sheets are needed. As I no dey dull myself

booqee: @crazyman. Read dat. Thanks

I won't challenge your opinion of me being a tribalist...everyone is entitled to his or her own personal opinions.

However, if you cannot prove to members of this section (myself inclusive) that I'm a trbialist as you claimed in the bolded section of the quote you made, I would treat your post as a false accusation against me and ban you.

CrazyMan:
I won't challenge your opinion of me being a tribalist...everyone is entitled to his or her own personal opinions.

However, if you cannot prove to members of this section (myself inclusive) that I'm a trbialist as you claimed in the bolded section of the quote you made, I would treat your post as a false accusation against me and ban you .

GBAM
That's how attention seekers should be treated from now on
Anytime you make a claim you should be able to defend it the same way I did wit VAN kOSSY (btw I hhave nothing against the dude)

Charles Shaw: G'morn all.....

btw am High alrdy.
Van kossy nd likes shud be drinking tea nd bread by now

Confirm you there
Tea gba'Gbuo ya there. Lol

clems88: Hey mr lee congratss .whre u in mass com or banking and finance cos that was d depts that wre ommitted

my guy na civil o

Team uniport !

Regularized or not


Attend to this.

Gud day all...count dwn few days to go. I'm so tensed!!

Worwor: them say you fine. Abeg, upload your pics make I see

After you

Kentrizy: @samlestic i just to ask during ur registration wat did d officers ask u to bring.plz in terms of credential wat n wat shuld i carry along because d load is too much.plz replz tank u.

suces letter or statement of result,cal up letter,skul i.d card

Kingsley Jay:
Y u attacking CRAZYMAN?
Do you mean he is being tribalistic
HOW?

u aint crazyman.

CrazyMan:
I won't challenge your opinion of me being a tribalist...everyone is entitled to his or her own personal opinions.

However, if you cannot prove to members of this section (myself inclusive) that I'm a trbialist as you claimed in the bolded section of the quote you made, I would treat your post as a false accusation against me and ban you.

hid my post and left sensual man's post who started trouble. Why? And its more dan once.

CrazyMan:
I won't challenge your opinion of me being a tribalist...everyone is entitled to his or her own personal opinions.

However, if you cannot prove to members of this section (myself inclusive) that I'm a trbialist as you claimed in the bolded section of the quote you made, I would treat your post as a false accusation against me and ban you.

i would not even do shakara. Plsssss don't ban me! I beg of you. Thank you.
Its just my opinion.

booqee: hid my post and left sensual man's post who started trouble. Why? And its more dan once.

What was my reply to you yesterday when you brought this up?

And did you report the post you felt was insulting via the report button as I stated in my message?

booqee: u aint crazyman.

Stop being a cry baby

Kingsley Jay:
GBAM
That's how attention seekers should be treated from now on
Anytime you make a claim you should be able to defend it the same way I did wit VAN kOSSY (btw I hhave nothing against the dude)

I'm talking to the mod, not you. Now who's the attention seeker?
Stop quoting me..

seundy: mr ideology! More sheets are needed. As I no dey dull myself

pls attempt all questions, Mr martihno pls give my student extra answer sheets thank you

booqee:
I'm talking to the mod, not you. Now who's the attention seeker?
Stop quoting me..

Your constant whining is irritating
I quote whoever I wanna, you can start whining bout that too or you can blame crazyman for my quoting you as usual

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i see all of you, how's your day going?

Kingsley Jay:
Your constant whining is irritating
I quote whoever I wanna, you can start whining bout that too or you can blame crazyman for my quoting you as usual

ok noted.

team Ogun, i repeat due to the cleaning up going on camp the mango tree our proposed meeting point has been cut down, henceforth we will be meeting at the point where the national flag is being hoisted. thanks

ideology: team Ogun, i repeat due to the cleaning up going on camp the mango tree our proposed meeting point has been cut down, henceforth we will be meeting at the point where the national flag is being hoisted. thanks

you're very funny. So u were joking afterall. Lol

^^

booqee: i would not even do shakara. Plsssss don't ban me! I beg of you. Thank you.
Its just my opinion.

and she jez fall ma hand.... begging not to b banned? Oh gosh! they make money off u and u still beg to pay dem? Bukky u don Fvck up. Ar u so addicted?... Thank God sha, I was about picking on d guy for saying he will ban u cos u mentioned his username on a post, I just scrolled down to see ur reply first. SMH... Argh

CrazyMan:
You haven't answered the question I asked, and you're yet to back the accusation you made about me being a tribalist.

i just backed it with this. [quote author=CrazyMan] hid my post and left sensual man's post who started trouble. Why? And its more dan once. as to ur qst..i swear i dint see ur reply i must have missed it.

@yinkard4me. You sef fall my hand for making dat comment bout me. Ah yinka i can't just believe what you did

20 THINGS YOU MUST NOT FORGET TO
TAKE TO NYSC ORIENTATION CAMP
So Today post is concerning things you
just cant live without in camp except
you intend on borrowing or stealing?
(hmmm) .
1. PHOTOCOPIES OF YOUR
DOCUMENTS: just make up to
10-12 copies of every document
required . There would be
photocopiers in camp at maami
market but trust me , it is
double the price and it saves
time. Statement of Result
(Original and Photocopies) ,
School ID Card (Original and
Photocopies)
2. COPIES OF PASSPORT
PHOTOGRAPHS: This is very
important . from experience i
would say you make up to 30.
Reason being that you would
need them at every registration
point mostly. Then those of you
who would likely redeploy , you
would need more than others . It
is always advisable to have extra
copies of them too.
3. CALL UP LETTER: This is a vital
part of camp and the only
evidence that you are a corper
(otondo) and you are not
impersonating anyone. so if at
all you even forget you luggage
(lol) never forget this. Word of
advice —-keep it like its your
life, do not laminate it o. i know
someone who was sent back
because she forgot hers. and
also someone who had to beg
and beg before his letter was
collected because he laminated
his own copy. So please o avoid
all these stress and make
enough copies of this letter like
15 .
4. STATIONERY :BIRO , PAPER ,
GLUE , TIPPEX AND
STAPLER :Yeah this saves time
and lots of unnecessary begging.
also do not forget to include pins
in your stapler.
5. ROUND-NECKED WHITE T-SHIRTS :
this is an essential outfit in
camp in fact in most camps this
is the only allowed cloth to be
worn throughout your 3 weeks .
Even to church , you might not
be allowed to wear colored
cloths. You would be given 2
pairs of white t-shirts at camp to
just fulfill all righteousness
which surely would never be
your size especially our very slim
and small otondo in size . So you
can bring extra pairs (3) . Word
of advice: do not carry more
than 2 pairs of colored clothes
because you wont need it .
6. WHITE SHORTS: i beg you please
do bring yours , you would also
be given 2 pairs of shorts which
are really poor in material . they
tear easily and are thick . it can
be annoying. so my dear otondos
bring like 4 pairs of shorts .
Trust me also you wont like to
wash everyday ,so bring enough
to last you like 3 days so that
you wont be stranded.
7. PLAIN WHITE SNEAKERS/TENNIS
SHOES: This is a very important
outfit. you would also be given a
pair of low quality tennis shoes
customized for nysc. Its either
you are not given your size .
After the first wash it starts
tearing . So just buy yours. They
also sell this in camp , so in case
you are not able to get you could
buy in camp just carry extra
cash for that because the price
would be higher cos they know
you have no choice than to buy.
8. WHITE SOCKS: Just get extra
pairs . you would also be given 2
pairs.
9. A PAIR OF SLIPPERS
10. DETTOL : This is very very
essential . firstly the bathrooms
can be very annoying and dirty
and you would not like to have
infection from camp. Bad idea.
Also the water can be dirty.Most
people always have reaction to
it.
11. MOSQUITO NET: you would do
not want to fall sick in camp
from malaria. Just bring yours.
Also bring ropes you would use
to tie it o. i also used mine as a
room to protect my box and
properties from thieves and also
from some insects and ants
12. OTHERS: Towel , bed sheets
Pillow Cases and A Pillow . you
could also get pillow from
mammy market.
13. NOVEL :For those who get bored
easily , please carry some . And
for guys psp or chess. also iPod
and mp3.
14. CASH: extremely important. you
would need between 15000 –
20000 for the extravagant
spenders and for those that can
manage say 10000-15000. There
are lots of things that take up
money . Things like food(for
those who don’t intend eating
camp food) , recharge cards,
charging of phones , pleasures
e.t.c NOTE—- you wont be
allowed to leave camp o. So do
not be stranded , trust me not a
good idea.Just budget 1000 per
day . You could carry your ATM
incase.
15. ALMIGHTY WAIST POUCH/
BAG:Very very essential . This
served as my bank and locker
for important items. Things like
phones, money , id card , keys ,
ATM cards e.t.c I even know
someone who sleeps with hers
on because of people on the
loose to steal .
16. TORCHLIGHT OR RECHARGEABLE
LAMPS: Most or in fact all camps
do not give light except at a
specific time of the day . Its very
essential . especially at night
when you need to use the
bathroom , early in the morning
when preparing for morning
drills and meditations. at night
in case you need to do anything .
At mammy , there is always light
till they close . You can charge
them there at a little fee.
17. BASIC DRUGS: like panadol or
paracetamol , allergy medicine ,
menustaral pain drug , nausea
relief drugs , antibiotics e.t.c .
The camp clinic is always
inadequately filled with drugs so
help yourself.PADLOCKS : please
lock your boxes and bags to
avoid regrets and crying o . i
know people who lost things to
theives due to carelessness
18. Toiletries/Sanitary Pad .
19. Bucket, soap dish (buy at the
camp site, don’t stress yourself
taking one to the place, they
always sell in the camp)
20. PLATE , BOWL AND CUP: For
eating . Important for those who
intend on eating camp food.

yinkard4me: Ar u so addicted?...

trust me its nt about addiction, if so i could easily open another account. I've my reasons.

We almost there

booqee: i just backed it with this.

kai, Bukky e pain me oh... y begging him nw? For wat na? U sworn to God dat u didn't see his reply. Wah if u see it and decided to ignore it? mr mod, ve been here since 2008,2yrs afta u registered. Which rule stated dat someone can't accuse u? U can't just threaten someone wit a ban cos someone picked on u simply because u're a mod.She doesn't owe u any explanation for mentioning ur name on her post. nairalanders does dat alot wid seun and oda mods on oda threads.