Finally! Finally!! It arrived.

ideology: 1ST SEMESTER EXAM
Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30
mins
Section A (All questions carry equal
marks)
1. What are the names of the two
people holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone ?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took,
what is the past tense of Make ?
3. Which university in Nigeria has
the highest number of ladies using
blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo
on facebook, who sent the friend
request and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50,
what is the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the
apple logo?
SECTION B
1. Between the Nigerian police and
Nigerian girls, who likes money
more?
2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of elegushi
beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a
boy,who is Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/ girlfriend
wins N50,000,000 on who wants
to be a millionaire after you broke
up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to
deliver a typed speech in a national
conference, how many days will it
take Patience to deliver the same
speech on the same occasion?
SECTION C
1) Tuface was given a Prado and
Ferarri on his traditional wedding
and white wedding respectively.
There is every likelihood that D
Banj has gone ahead to print
wedding invitation cards without
an available bride. Discuss.
2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words
on 'My Oga At The Top'
NO SIDE TALK CHEATING
GOOD LUCK=))

nice combination...like d style...permission to copy sir

Hapi betday to ♍ƺ,june 13th is all abt ♍ƺ,although boring nd dry still tanking God

yinkard4me: kai, Bukky e pain me oh... y begging him nw? For wat na? U sworn to God dat u didn't see his reply. Wah if u see it and decided to ignore it? mr mod, ve been here since 2008,2yrs afta u registered. Which rule stated dat someone can't accuse u? U can't just threaten someone wit a ban cos someone picked on u simply because u're a mod.She doesn't owe u any explanation for mentioning ur name on her post. nairalanders does dat alot wid seun and oda mods on oda threads.

So calling someone a tribalist when he is not is not offensive. If someone accuse you wrongly of an offense you have not committed, he or she deserves to be punished for it, If I come to this thread & claim you have scammed me, when you haven't, don't you think after admin investigates & discover I'm lying.. Don't you think I deserve to be punished

wunmibukola: Hapi betday to ♍ƺ,june 13th is all abt ♍ƺ,although boring nd dry still tanking God

Happy birthday 2 u dearie! Wish u all d best. See u in Oyo by God's grace.

wunmibukola: Hapi betday to me,june 13th is all abt ♍ƺ,although boring nd dry still tanking God

heeyyy..aya Aj...happy birthday !! the cake sha

Crazy man,ndakwalu ife m me?i neva insulted dat revolt guy.y hiding my post?u shuld ve hidden his own post alone,nt mine

@booquee
I don't enjoy banning people...that's why I encourage you guys to make use of the report button whenever you feel an insultive post is targeted at you.

When someone makes a comment about you, and you feel offended, the next advisable step to take is to report such post...this is the 100th time I'm telling you this.

This thread isn't the only thread I moderate on this section, there are other active threads, and other boards as well I have to clean up...I can easily hide an insultive post if my attention is drawn to it; but if I'm unable to see it simply because it wasn't reported, does that make me a tribalistic person?

ladokite2012: Finally! Finally!! It arrived.

bro i just heard the news too..pls ow true[color=#006600][/color]

Crazy! Crazy!! CrazyMan!!!
All the ladies just de halla your name.lol
More accusations on CrazyMan ladies, we waiting

We the guys will wait untill seun employs a female Moderator on this thread before complaining our own
LMAO

m'corazon:
Crazy man,ndakwalu ife m me?i neva insulted dat revolt guy.y hiding my post?u shuld ve hidden his own post alone,nt mine

You quoted the insult he made that's why I hid yours as well.

Dancing azonto I yam back
Azonto
Azonto
I hav been released 4rm jail
I will share 100 mtn card 4 evry bodi here
But if dem block ur line in d process of loadin na u sabi
Greetins 2 all my pple booquee charles mcozan uniquexy etc yea yea yeeeeeeeeeea
Runnin around naked ladies r free to view my stuff its a free world

CrazyMan:
You quoted the insult he made that's why I hid yours as well.

ok sir

Ogbeche77: So calling someone a tribalist when he is not is not offensive. If someone accuse you wrongly of an offense you have not committed, he or she deserves to be punished for it, If I come to this thread & claim you have scammed me, when you haven't, don't you think after admin investigates & discover I'm lying.. Don't you think I deserve to be punished

yeah, yu deserved to b severely punished. Nairaland is FUN. Cheers

hehehehehehehehehehehehe kponke denge funny helluva guy

kponke denge: Dancing azonto I yam back
Azonto
Azonto
I hav been released 4rm jail
I will share 100 mtn card 4 evry bodi here
But if dem block ur line in d process of loadin na u sabi
Greetins 2 all my pple booquee charles mcozan uniquexy etc yea yea yeeeeeeeeeea
Runnin around naked ladies r free to view my stuff its a free world

welcme bak dude.d ladies missed u.prison didnt rily change u

Funmi_le_hot: hehehehehehehehehehehehe kponke denge funny helluva guy

Wassup fumilistic fumi wuld u like to serve in bronu state I got d direct connection. We wuld be 2geda just d 2 of us in d whole camp. Pls say yes.

m'corazon:

welcme bak dude.d ladies missed u.prison didnt rily change u

My love how r u, I'm hopin 2 see u in bronu state also.

booqee: you're very funny. So u were joking afterall. Lol

am not sure of any mango tree in camp so i have to change our muster point, Hahahahaha

Kentrizy: @samlestic i just want to ask during ur registration wat did d officers ask u to bring.plz in terms of credential wat n wat shuld i carry along because d load is too much.plz reply tank u.

Check on pages 315-317 u will get answers 2 ur questions.

Nd

Martinho: nice combination...like d style...permission to copy sir

who tell you say no be copy and paste i do, pls copy your tin, but don't copy my name and call up number, Hahahahaha

Holla @ all viewing dis topic.

ideology:
who tell you say no be copy and paste i do, pls copy your tin, but don't copy my name and call up number, Hahahahaha

lolz...guy I dey behave my self nw 4 nairaland o, my martowskin is still on ban, d handler I love most....since am gradully liking martinho, I no want ban again..so I dey follow d nairaland 20somtin rule jeje

yokiti: @ GEEWAH, this is Pastor; how are my people doing.. Alumni, segzy and co?

corper wee! Hope you are enjoying your stay over there, BTW what are you looking for on this thread, I thought should stay on A13

I want 2 tank evry body dat fot 4 my unlawful imprisonment on nairaland. I hav bin released n my lawers r already in court to ensure dat I'm duelly compensated..

Our news wuld continue as usual.

D persident papa jona aka goodluck reterdeen or mr cluless has advised corpers 2 go 2 their various camps wit gen sets. Dis is 2 enable dem hav access to eletricity in deir various hostels.

His words. I want every corper 2 go wit I pass my neighbour gen to camp because we cannot guarntee dem any power n all our camp gen has spoil so de shuld provide lite 4 demselves. Already corpers have began to express their displeasure.

Soldies hav asked female copers 2 coperate wit dem wen de get to camp. D solders spokes man made dis in an interview wit kponke denge news dat any female coper who doesn't coperate wit dem wuld be decamped or hav her service year extended. He said dat their duty in d camp is 2 protct females copers so they (d female copers) shuld satisfy deir sex needs as well. Male corpers hav been warned to say away 4rm d females or de wuld be shot dead.

More news comin ur way shortly.

Stay tuned.

wunmibukola: Hapi betday to ♍ƺ,june 13th is all abt ♍ƺ,although boring nd dry still tanking God

HBD dear..

Omg see worrrworrrr beauty
I'v rlly missed u pile of dung.
Now das d BigFrogEye i always talk bout.
I wonder how Bigger these eyes can get if i should bring out my wallet in it's presence


Kponke denge man, is good 2 c u again, am glad ur finally free @ last, jus behave well

Hiya efrybody
Tis been a whyl
Shaw baba I view u clearly alongside uniport 'viewing @ d same tym'
Crazyman and ogbeche I troway salute
Anonimous,SensualMan, Tojahh...the realest niggas
Uniquexty,bouquee,creamie...the cutest chicks
Corazon swee, I miss u pass efrybody joined 2geda
if I no mention ya moniker no b fight ooo
Who am I 2 4get kponke denge?? Baba ur news update leaves me needing new ribs, na u s'pose de use CrazyMan as moniker sef
The Great BATCHB 2013
We ROCK
#LAGOS all d way(wud leave some peeps bleeding 4rm d jugular b4 leaving dat camp)

m'corazon:

ok sir

Kedu ka I is ejikere maka ife ala nna gi? Eji aka na I nwetego ihe nile I ga eji jee.

last minute shopping

ladokite2012: Finally! Finally!! It arrived.

Do u ve any idea of when it'll be pasted?