booqee: kponke denge my crazy niqqah! Glad to have u back. I tot u were sentenced to jail till august?? Hope u didn't engage in some sort of prison break?? Lolz.

Hi bukky I'm glad dat I wuld communicate wit u b4 going to bronu state. My praya 2 God is dat u wuld be posted to bronu so we can be 2geda.

beautiful morning to you all, june 25 noni... no going front and back. 7 days to call up letter. abeg is three quater trouser(white) allow in camp?

I'm set

..ideology ebi lyk u go pray 4ya guy oo..i don de sick..nd 2moa na my bdae..e wan scuttle my plan 2 flex for toscana..mayb anoda nairalander fit say d grace 4[b] ishan[/b] 4mE..

Gud mornin every1 n welcome 2 d news.

Reports just reaching kponke denge news reveals dat d followin items wuld be needed 4 registration in camp.
1. Waec result.
2. Birth certificate
3. Nusery school result.
4. Primary school result.
5. Virginity test result (for females)
6. HIV test result.
7. 200 passport photographs.
8. 1 goat for d camp commandant or the cash equivalence.

Failure to present the following items upon entry would lead to you being decamped. Prospective corpers are expected to comply wit d new directive.

D minister of education one alahaja like dat way no sabi english has advised corpers to refrain from applying to big compaines such as banks, oil compaines, firms...etc afta their service.

Her words. Corpers shuld remain in d primary n secondary schools de taugh during service. We want dem 2 put deir knowledge to this kids. If everybodi runs away to big compaines, who will imbide knowledge in dis kids.

D president papa jona aka goodluck reteerdeen or mr clueless along wit oga mark d sin-ate presido r in support of the idea.

Papa jona said, our friends n families shuld be d ones who will work in these big compaines. We cannot allow d masses get into there wen there r nusery n primary skools in sokoto, bauch, bronu...and oda states d needs teachers. Oga mark agreed wit papa jona.

There wuld be a free bus to convey nairaland members to deir various camps. Chief seun made d statement this mornin and instructed his mods crazyman n ogbechi77 to ensure dat d buses r ready.

Wen d mods were contacted, d said dat d buses r in a very bad shape n d corpers wuld hav 2 arrive at least 1 week b4 camp resumes, so de can assist dem in pushing d bus 2 their various camps. Can u imagine?

De also said dat corpers shuld come wit N50 (fifty naira only) which de wuld use in purchasing bags of water for dose who wuld push d bus.

Interested members shuld contact d mods 4 more in4mation.

More news comin ur way, stay tuned.

Nice day y'all

Farouk senior: ..ideology ebi lyk u go pray 4ya guy oo..i don de sick..nd 2moa na my bdae..e wan scuttle my plan 2 flex for toscana..mayb anoda nairalander fit say d grace 4[b] ishan[/b] 4mE..

you can't be sick, its just a feeling and is subject to change.
meanwhile i speak life to your spirit, soul and body, amen

kponke denge:
There wuld be a free bus to convey nairaland members to deir various camps. Chief seun made d statement this mornin and instructed his mods crazyman n ogbechi77 to ensure dat d buses r ready.

Wen d mods were contacted, d said dat d buses r in a very bad shape n d corpers wuld hav 2 arrive at least 1 week b4 camp resumes, so de can assist dem in pushing d bus 2 their various camps. Can u imagine?

De also said dat corpers shuld come wit N50 (fifty naira only) which de wuld use in purchasing bags of water for dose who wuld push d bus.

Interested members shuld contact d mods 4 more in4mation.

More news comin ur way, stay tuned.

I nearly kiraze wit laughter 4 here
Dis part funny die 'specially d bolded

creamie: Nice day y'all

i see you, have a blissful day

ideology:
i see you, have a blissful day

ademijuwonlo:
we'are still waiting oooo.@ladokite2012,is the info u gave yesterday true?

Very true.

Shaw I sight thee thereof

kponke denge: Gud mornin every1 n welcome 2 d news.

Reports just reaching kponke denge news reveals dat d followin items wuld be needed 4 registration in camp.
1. Waec result.
2. Birth certificate
3. Nusery school result.
4. Primary school result.
5. Virginity test result (for females)
6. HIV test result.
7. 200 passport photographs.
8. 1 goat for d camp commandant or the cash equivalence.

Failure to present the following items upon entry would lead to you being decamped. Prospective corpers are expected to comply wit d new directive.

D minister of education one alahaja like dat way no sabi english has advised corpers to refrain from applying to big compaines such as banks, oil compaines, firms...etc afta their service.

Her words. Corpers shuld remain in d primary n secondary schools de taugh during service. We want dem 2 put deir knowledge to this kids. If everybodi runs away to big compaines, who will imbide knowledge in dis kids.

D president papa jona aka goodluck reteerdeen or mr clueless along wit oga mark d sin-ate presido r in support of the idea.

Papa jona said, our friends n families shuld be d ones who will work in these big compaines. We cannot allow d masses get into there wen there r nusery n primary skools in sokoto, bauch, bronu...and oda states d needs teachers. Oga mark agreed wit papa jona.

There wuld be a free bus to convey nairaland members to deir various camps. Chief seun made d statement this mornin and instructed his mods crazyman n ogbechi77 to ensure dat d buses r ready.

Wen d mods were contacted, d said dat d buses r in a very bad shape n d corpers wuld hav 2 arrive at least 1 week b4 camp resumes, so de can assist dem in pushing d bus 2 their various camps. Can u imagine?

De also said dat corpers shuld come wit N50 (fifty naira only) which de wuld use in purchasing bags of water for dose who wuld push d bus.

Interested members shuld contact d mods 4 more in4mation.

More news comin ur way, stay tuned.

I don laff slap my brother ooo.....see beating for me oo...I can't just stop laughing.

Funmi_le_hot: i seeeeeeeeee you tooooo sweeeeeeeeeerrrriiiiieeee good morning and how was ur night?
11 days to camp am so haaaaaaaaaappppppy.the days are running faster than i expected o

Ur Absolutely right, the day draws nigh.
How r u gettin set, u done??

G'morn errbody...

Tuk me brother, i see u jare...

Kponke denge no go kee me

Dude keep hailing 'Hottest last born' errwhere, errmoment he sees the old woman young lady. Dissapointingly the one bein hailed givs no Fk bout d dude hailing her. Smh. ogbaala gi boot o!

Oga charles my reporters just brough some news about u o expect it in our 3pm update.

[color=#000099][/color] Pls i need someone with experience to suggest how i can handle this challenge either during d camp or after d camp. I want serve near a state were i attended my higher institution bc of reason best known to me. pls, I want know whether it's possible to apply 4 deployment. If possible can u help me with the process of applying. pls i need it,bf i fuckup at camp.

I planned going to camp with hundred thousand!!! Anybody wanna join me?

ladokite2012: I planned going to camp with hundred thousand!!! Anybody wanna join me?

Invest it in my upcoming magazine I'm a mass comm graduate. We will share d profit 2geda how abt dat?

u.Ohams@yahoo.c:
[color=#000099][/color] Pls i need someone with experience to suggest how i can handle this challenge either during d camp or after d camp. I want serve near a state were i attended my higher institution bc of reason best known to me. pls, I want know whether it's possible to apply 4 deployment. If possible can u help me with the process of applying. pls i need it,bf i fuckup at camp.

I hope dat reason aint no woman

tuktudicko: Shaw i sight thee there of

My man i dey o, call up letter tinz. How body naa

kponke denge: Oga charles my reporters just brough some news about
u o expect it in our 3pm update.

Rotflmfao ok. I'll tune in by 3pm, see u then...

ladokite2012: I planned going to camp with hundred thousand!!! Anybody wanna join me?

U planned, So wat happened?
The 100k loss abi u de imagine am ni

I was in class last wk wednesday with my students(jss2), som1 jumped into d class from d window, I was shocked.....behold its DAMILOLA AKANBI...
ME: y are u comming this late to school and through d window?

AKANBI: master I woke up very late.

ME: y did u wake up late?


AKANBI: master I read from 1am to 5am.

ME: mouth ajar, (jss2 student 1am to 5am, dats amazing, even in my university days, I neva did dat) what did u read dis morning b4 coming?


AKANBI: master I read computer studies

ME: what topic?


AKANBI: DATA and INFORMATION.

ME: (I was happy, cos I taught them this topic 3wks ago...meaning he was preparing for the term exam.) So define DATA.


AKANBI: master data is eh eh ah ah hmmmm hmmmm, data is master ehh eh data is ah ah master mabinu(don't be angry)

ME: how can I be angry, but u said u read from 1am to 5am

AKANBI: master yes, everyday from 1am to 5am....data is d computer eh eh eh dat send ah eh oning it.

ME: class is he correct?
Guess wat their response are
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Finally corper weee oo...I just bow down my head...I said silently NYSC I don c, wat more can I c?

Charles Shaw: My man i dey o, call up letter tinz. How body naa

Body de inside clothe na
Very soon e go de inside khaki

ladokite2012: I planned going to camp with hundred thousand!!! Anybody wanna join me?

Invest it in my upcoming magazine I'm a mass comm graduate. We will share d profit 2geda how abt dat?

ladokite2012: Finally! Finally!! It arrived.

what has arrived,? call up no or what?

sayhi2bammy:

Very true.

Thnx.I can't wait to see the list. Heart beatinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn vry fast.

booqee: welcome my fellow oouite, wat dept u repping??

OOU noni #I rep Computer Engr. (Ibogun) Akwa ibom all da way

Corazon where u de fly go?
I picture u clearly

ademijuwonlo:
Thnx.I can't wait to see the list. Heart beatinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn vry fast.

babez, are u in ogbomosho?

tuktudicko: Corazon where u de fly go?
I picture u clearly

Lol.ntwrk no won free me here o.hw u dey?i knw say ur bag don dey ready

m'corazon:

Lol.ntwrk no won free me here o.hw u dey?i knw say ur bag don dey ready

My love I haf booked 1 way flight 4 u so u can com n join me in bronu state. Its gonna be fun pls say yes.

m'corazon:

Lol.ntwrk no won free me here o.hw u dey?i knw say ur bag don dey ready

All my stuff still scatter scatter
Na 4 iyanaipaja backyard here I de camp na, no too much hurry 4me
Wud pack 24th eve
Warruf u? Make dem no throw u go north o