Funmi_le_hot: nysc DG was in akwa ibom live today to adress us,very funny man indeed.i enjoyed his speech so far.oh men,we have just few days to leave akwa ibom camp,am not happy joor i wish i can stay longer in camp cos i will miss going to mami with great peeps like shaw, sensual and uduak
akwa ibom ayaya! most guys are working their ppa to eket unto exon mobil tins with my boo Shaw taking the lead
i've really enjoyed myself so far,even married women in my room don't wanna be left out of the fun,everybody looking for a young bobo

u forgot to tell us Wah u eat today... Abi u no eat today?

yinkard4me: u forgot to tell us Wah u eat today... Abi u no eat today?

lol

Parade onpoint.
a big show,variety night sponsored by mtn and guiness nigeria will be coming up 2mao @ pavillion,can't wait.
booty shaking things
akwa ibom ado ok,akwa ibom ayaya o!

Me don run leave rivers camp since. At home sleepin. No be me soldier go kill join illness. D thot of goin back on saturday is a depressing one.

Funmi_le_hot: lol

Parade onpoint.
a big show,variety night sponsored by mtn and guiness nigeria will be coming up 2mao @ pavillion,can't wait.
booty shaking things
akwa ibom ado ok,akwa ibom ayaya o!

BABE EMESIERE O , MMOKOM?
AM LEARNING AKWA IBOM SMALL SMALL O

GOOD MORNIN PEEPS, THE ONLY 1 REPORTING FROM AKWA IBOM CAMP IN COLLABORATION WITH FUNMI'S REPORT.
NYSC DG WAS HERE LIVE YESTERDAY.
THE MAN IS JUST ON POINT WITH EXCESS CHARISMA.

FRIDAY NIGHT IS VARIETY NIGHT, AND DOING THAT "THING" IS ALLOWED
SHA IF UR IN AKWA IBOM CAMP AND U'VE STILL NOT DONE THAT THING U R WROOOONNG!

EKPANKUKWO ON POINT THIS MORNING @ MAMI.
EKPANKUKWO IS A DELICACY PREPARED WITH COCOYAM PORRIDGE, FISH, PERIWINKLE, OMG! I CANT WAIT TO GO AND CHAOW ABEG, EVENNING NA TOTO TINZ, MY ONLY CHAOW @ NIGHT

yinkard4me: I will upload d camp pixs for u.....

you can upload for the benefit of those who have not been to the camp before, I have been to the Sagamu camp twice, and also katsina camp too. The camp is cool but not as that of katsina & Jigawa.
Jigawa camp was commissioned 8 months ago, it really decent

Ogbeche77: you can upload for the benefit of those who have not been to the camp before, I have been to the Sagamu camp twice, and also katsina camp too. The camp is cool but not as that of katsina & Jigawa.
Jigawa camp was commissioned 8 months ago, it really decent

Ook then... Since U've been to d two before, u should knw better. Buh d camp really try sha

Funmi_le_hot: nysc DG was in akwa ibom live today to adress us,very funny man indeed.i enjoyed his speech so far.oh men,we have just few days to leave akwa ibom camp,am not happy joor i wish i can stay longer in camp cos i will miss going to mami with great peeps like shaw, sensual and uduak
akwa ibom ayaya! most guys are working their ppa to eket unto exon mobil tins with my boo Shaw taking the lead
i've really enjoyed myself so far,even married women in my room don't wanna be left out of the fun,everybody looking for a young bobo

nice report, I hope the married women looking 4 young bobo are progressing with their search... Lol

I can't wait to enter this camp o, but funny enough some people are not enjoying camp at all, my inlaw is in that akwaibom camp,so so complain from him, and him never see any toto phuck o

DG in Akwa Camp

fubbyy: nice report, I hope the married women looking 4 young bobo are progressing with their search... Lol

I can't wait to enter this camp o, but funny enough some people are not enjoying camp at all, my inlaw is in that akwaibom camp,so so complain from him, and him never see any toto phuck o

guy everybody I knw from datttt camp re complaining, south is not a place to camp @ dis tym of d season. All dissenters guys just dey shout ne. Plenty people re enjoying camp cos u make many friends, Dats if Ure correct sha. As for me, d only period I don't like here re d lecture periods... Too long n borring. Ask any oda akwa ibom peeps u knw bout camp aside dis 3 here, u'll b sorry for dem... U fit check dia thread too n Confam d tales... As for Chics looking for bobos, u no get problem wid dat so far u get mami money plus all of dem waan get guy dem go dey wit make e no b only dem for hostel @ nyt Buh make I tell u if Dem caatch u dey bleep, na decammp straight as dem don decammp one pregnant chic for lag n another one for ogun here, d smart guy escape sha. Just wait for ur tym n go catch ur fun.

yinkard4me: Ook then... Since U've been to d two before, u should knw better. Buh d camp really try sha

the camp is cool too, especially the stadium.. Me likey

yinkard4me: guy everybody I knw from datttt camp re complaining, south is not a place to camp @ dis tym of d season. All dissenters guys just dey shout ne. Plenty people re enjoying camp cos u make many friends, Dats if Ure correct sha. As for me, d only period I don't like here re d lecture periods... Too long n borring. Ask any oda akwa ibom peeps u knw bout camp aside dis 3 here, u'll b sorry for dem... U fit check dia thread too n Confam d tales... As for Chics looking for bobos, u no get problem wid dat so far u get mami money plus all of dem waan get guy dem go dey wit make e no b only dem for hostel @ nyt Buh make I tell u if Dem caatch u dey bleep, na decammp straight as dem don decammp one pregnant chic for lag n another one for ogun here, d smart guy escape sha. Just wait for ur tym n go catch ur fun.

nice 1 bro, I told my inlaw whom is also in that akwaibom camp that people from nairaland are enjoying it he said na lie, so from my own conclusion its like camp is not the same from everybody,some enjoy while some don't , anyway I can't wait for that november to reach o, plenty story about this nysc, but I hope its as fun as people make it appear, make e no be hype o

Omni_Sparrow: Me don run leave rivers camp since. At home sleepin. No be me soldier go kill join illness. D thot of goin back on saturday is a depressing one.

eiya... Imagine. We'r here missin u nd u r at home havin depressing thoughts abt coming back.... So sad

Rivers camp is nw kind of fun bt d fun is comin 2 an end....tanx 2 d DG dat came yestaday 2 inspire us and also 2 my swthrt khriztie dat is makin my camp lively,i luv u so much..sssshhhhh lecture tym ..no noice.

EndyGodswill: Rivers camp is nw kind of fun bt d fun is comin 2 an end....tanx 2 d DG dat came yestaday 2 inspire us and also 2 my swthrt khriztie dat is makin my camp lively,i luv u so much..sssshhhhh lecture tym ..no noice.

Awww.... So sweet. I luv u too darling. U r so much fun

No doubt camp is fun wen u have the money to spend and the right pple to ball with. bt it get to a point wen u are just bored of experiencing a repetitive adventures within a confined location with acts and will bin regulated by time and rules. I hv had my own share of camp life. A relatively good one at that enough to last me a tale of lifetime. I have lived the kind of camp life I projected for myself. Made friends both males and females here on Nairaland and randomly and even made a female friend who means more than a friend to me(she's beautiful, awesome, and she know herself). Meanwhile straffing in camp ain't as easy as it's pronounced here. They happen maybe, bt at a relatively low rate. Caught one night wit a female corper who ws just lying wit me on me bunk and we went thru hell before we got freed. Thanks to d magnanimity of the soldier who initially threatened to take us to the camp director before he eventually cut us some slack. Discipline in Oyo camp isn't compromised and are diligently enforced by the soldiers. Since then, I vowed neva to nurse an unhealthy intimate ambition wit any lady here on camp till I'm outa here. Enough time for that!

yinkard4me: Make dem carry u go ma village...

Where b ur village?

Variety night @yikpata camp tonite, proudly sponsor by coca-cola. I hope it will be fun as usual but ths yeye soldiers never announce our inter-platoon parade competition we did ds morning.

creamie:



Lol, the rain holders don release am. See u faking malaria. Lool. Its maami oo, not eaten camp food since I got here. Lookn forward 2 sundays lunch tho.

I'm so sorry abt last night honey! Heart ws with u bt my attention needed more in my platoon. Not what u think it is cos I cld read ur mind afterwards both in act and look. I'll make it up to u tonyt, at my stand tho.

Edo camp may be bad, but i'm actually enjoying it due to new friends and the mammy market finz every day and night. Nevertheless i can't wait to leave here o, the bad condition of edo camp is affecting me and no matter how sweet mammy market food is, i'm not just feeling it, i've missed my mum's food or my own hand cooked food. I can't wait to leave here pls

payne_leex: I'm so sorry abt last night honey! Heart ws with u bt my attention needed more in my platoon. Not what u think it is cos I cld read ur mind afterwards both in act and look. I'll make it up to u tonyt, at my stand tho.

Its okay dear. Lool. U read wrong :p. Don't keep me waiting this nyt.

creamie:


Its okay dear. Lool. U read wrong :p. Don't keep me waiting this nyt.

noted!

It's variety night show soon, to be sponsored by Airtel-NG,

It'll be fun!!!!!

Am so havin fun here in Kubwa camp.variety night on point,live with charlie boy.make dis camp no end joooorrrrrrrr

Uniquexty: eiya... Imagine. We'r here missin u nd u r at home havin depressing thoughts abt coming back.... So sad

Lol. Of course I'm missing u guys too. It's the thot of sitting in a bus for hours dats kinda wack. Can be tiring u know.

fubbyy: nice report, I hope the married women looking 4 young
bobo are progressing with their search... Lol

I can't wait to enter this camp o, but funny enough some people are not
enjoying camp at all, my inlaw is in that akwaibom camp,so so complain
from him, and him never see any toto phuck o

lol it's fun here guy,am at mami and am kind of drunk as am typing now cos of a bottle of red label mixed with coke,shayo still plenty and the sound here is very loud.simply tell ur cousin to take a walk to MELLOW FOODS at mami cos thats where it bubbles.only broke peeps that eat that nonsense camp food complain always.it's fun guy.
and for the women,dem plenty for my room both single and married in dire need of a man cos is always cold here.
guy akwa ibom ayaya joor,i no won go house

Sensual Man: BABE EMESIERE O , MMOKOM?
AM LEARNING AKWA IBOM SMALL SMALL O

GOOD MORNIN PEEPS, THE ONLY 1 REPORTING FROM AKWA IBOM CAMP IN
COLLABORATION WITH FUNMI'S REPORT.
NYSC DG WAS HERE LIVE YESTERDAY.
THE MAN IS JUST ON POINT WITH EXCESS CHARISMA.

FRIDAY NIGHT IS VARIETY NIGHT, AND DOING THAT "THING" IS ALLOWED
SHA IF UR IN AKWA IBOM CAMP AND U'VE STILL NOT DONE THAT THING U R
WROOOONNG!

EKPANKUKWO ON POINT THIS MORNING @ MAMI.
EKPANKUKWO IS A DELICACY PREPARED WITH COCOYAM PORRIDGE, FISH,
PERIWINKLE, OMG! I CANT WAIT TO GO AND CHAOW ABEG, EVENNING NA TOTO
TINZ, MY ONLY CHAOW @ NIGHT

lwkmd u wiiiiitttchh otondo! esiere nde hope i got it right?
cant wait for 2mao night which is variety night,carnival on saturday and burnfire night on sunday

my eyes are turning o! am high! mbok dnt tell anybody o
akwa ibom ado ok

If U̶̲̥̅̊ bin Пφ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ mami last lyt ..UR on å long ting...as å mata of fact D̶̲̥̅̊ bdae organized @ mellows Yestinyt..was D̶̲̥̅̊ highest...seee biozs we're de declare..shayooo everywer...smokes. Etc..if Nt 4 mellows chai..man 4 die.. Funmi..wich platoon U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ ..m in 10. D̶̲̥̅̊ laziest of all..today go b variety nyt oo

I bin get one male friend for camp, he's cool, lively, funny, decent, loaded and very ok. Courtesy of him i'm always hanging out in d mammy every nite flexing. We're just supposed to be friends with no single strings attached, but d problem be say d guy don dey develop feelings for me, d bigger problem is dat i'm also having feelings for him too. and i already have a serious relationship going on. God help me i just have to stop rolling with these guys. Thank God camp is almost over. Ah

Xtev: oh boy...i dey Bauchi oooo bt relocating 2 Nasarawa after camp tin! Hw is Keffi camp nw?

xtev am also in bauchi camp doe posted 2 nasarawa....hw are u enjoying camp here n wat platoon are u? Am in 5platoon playing futball final 2day.

booqee: I bin get one male friend for camp, he's cool, lively, funny, decent, loaded and very ok. Courtesy of him i'm always hanging out in d mammy every nite flexing. We're just supposed to be friends with no single strings attached, but d problem be say d guy don dey develop feelings for me, d bigger problem is dat i'm also having feelings for him too. and i already have a serious relationship going on. God help me i just have to stop rolling with these guys. Thank God camp is almost over. Ah

damn.. That guy aint just tight,falling in love with nysc camp chick, when he suppose to be counting how many time he done tidy you and how many chicks he done suck their burrreesst

4 november I aint going there to love anybody or have 1 chick to roll with, hell no,nysc camp suppose to be a place to gather stories to tell about how many chicks that give you bloow juhb and how many p.us.sie.s you enter from behind

God go punish devil 4 november, but wait o, this one wey I dey read stories of them decamping people up and down, na waa o,e go spoil thins 4 me o, anyway I be malabite(unical product)I know say I go do am