Mr swagalord's ban will expire tomorrow (saturday)

Donvitalis: It's not imperative. Your Government, CRS is mostly needed.

thanks bro.

didi 5

Nonisco: didi 5

GREATFRIEND

dis is a crazy question.abeg no abusesoooo.is it possible for one to change course during clearance even though one's o'level is complete?

Detivo: pls any bodi got kiluto contact, i nid it....i dont tink i hav a say on dis thread any more....make i stil de wait until d so cald 3rd list cums out....nd 4 u guys dat ask abt my yabatech enrolment, its a no go area, cos i scord 55agg nd mascum cutoff is 65, so am 10mark down. Lyf goes on. I greet al my fair pals....am stil ask of benusi, wer is he. Nyc nite guys

Som wer somwer at d middle...Skeptical abt d possibility

Didi 5: GREATFRIEND

o'boy,how far na?how z the ministry?

All over the wide world
our fruitful works unfurl
what we sowed in joy and pride
with good our common goal
one heart and voice for all
we heed the purple clarion call
arise mighty UNIBEN
robed in your purple and gold
clad in your fertile green hem
knowledge for service untold. Lets make Uniben number 1 in Nigeria and Afric[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#770077][/color]a

Kiluto: ......ITS TIME TO DROP MY RESIGNATION LETTER....... Dis family is a place 2 b no mata d ups nd down involv 4rm pple lyk kolade, odizee, micheal sokoto n d rest ov dem. I nva regret viewin a page bt rada try 2 learn 4rm pples mistakes n gud doings lyk dat ov greatmind, riley, asakel, mickey, adex n d rest ov dem. N d most ov it al is dat faith can nva b preachd beta dan faith hersef. Quitin dis thread nt becos i hav lost hop bt becos i can see dat dis thread is nt 4 d yet 2 b admitd bt 4 dose dat ar alreadi admitd. Metaphycist xperience is wat evry aspirant wish 4 him/hersef no mata d stress involv. Uniben wil stop xistin wen pple lyk sylvalord stop deir unendin desire 2 b d best. Can nva stop wishin 2 hav leg lyk benusi. Al dis ar wat dis thread hav, d suspence ov knwin a ladi 2 b a guy lyk olishe.com. D confusion cusd by 1 gal lyk mehlena, karen n d rest. Watchin guys talk lyk ntin matas, d mr personali imsef 'detivo'. Men wit unendin emotions lyk romanticboy. Guys lashin guys wit insult n later ntin counts. Explicit, sir-tunechi ar jst tryin 2 mk al post count. N jazino remind me ov d formal name ov dis thread. Al dis ar wat i hav cum 2 realise in dis thread, N al d lovly unmentiond names. Sori 2 say bt i hav 2 let go lyk odas. N u guys shud try knw each oda durin clearance no mata d hate. Awarded thread ov d year. Uniben admitd student thread.....kiluto aka Depo_kiluto is hereby resignin 4rm Nairaland as a NairaLander wit no jet. God b praisd 4 d few tyms spent here. Out

Som cudnt bear it n had 2 resign

Bt now,dey r all jubilating.
Life is interestin,n livin it maks it even more interestin...gud9ite
Gud 9ite...

Sorry, i came late to the celebration tonite...

'M so happy for my fellow citizens who were admitted(i believe nobody was left out, its just a matter of time) that i cant sleep...

Oga detivo, Lady fairfax, Sir Kiluto, Miss karen, Sir jasphiano, Lady jellyd et all, i can only say " oshe baba God o" (in naeto c's voice) on ur behalf.
@ jasphiano, u r recognised in 3D..
Btw, congratulooooooobia!!!


Finally, wishing every citizen of uniben, the capital city of NL, the most pleasant nite rest..

Metaphycist: It's so painful dat I missed d initial action....bt I hope It's nt too late to say CONGRATS to u guys who wer jst admitted.
Kiluto (Editor of Amazing Experience)
Karen(Plankton's wife)
Devito(Mr Personali)
Fairfax (Asakel's target n d future buyer of Blackberry Company)
Affrey(d gurl dat follows almost evrybody)
and all odas........
Perhaps in d pitiable condition of our country,we now hav a reason 2 celebrate.
N 4 d 1st time on dis thread...I say....HAPPY INDEPENDENCE(yeah....ur admission made it 2day 4 me)......dis thread dint hv it all witout u guys kippin a smiling face....
I share in ur joy....I love u all.
N I'm damn serious abt dat....

Lol!
U said so
*smiles*

Was thinking t'was gonna be an "all nite" of celebration sha.... Maybe we'll continue tomorrow..

Oga Donvitalis, Sir metaphycist and asakel, i dey hail o..

Where is d CSO nah *calling out*Adeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexx....... Hmmmm....., hope we are safe sha:|

sylviagoldie: Was thinking t'was gonna be an "all nite" of celebration sha.... Maybe we'll continue tomorrow..

Oga Donvitalis, Sir metaphycist and asakel, i dey hail o..

Where is d CSO nah *calling out*Adeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexx....... Hmmmm....., hope we are safe sha:|

Yes miss!!!
You're 100% safe....
CSO is always here

sylviagoldie: Was thinking t'was gonna be an "all nite" of celebration sha.... Maybe we'll continue tomorrow..

Oga Donvitalis, Sir metaphycist and asakel, i dey hail o..

Where is d CSO nah *calling out*Adeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexx....... Hmmmm....., hope we are safe sha:|

Dear...
I am hailing wit all ma heart.
Buh tis late o.
Shld be sleeping tinz
*smiles*

Everybody iz xo xo happy that they 4got ma sledge hammer.
:-(

Asakel: Everybody iz xo xo happy that they 4got ma sledge hammer.
:-(

bros,u funnyoooo.did ur sledge hammer gain admission?

Romanticboy1: was expectin an allnite parry,
hmmm!



Karen-hope u cn handle dt course oooo,

FairFax-pls o,me dun wana hear dt u nd asakel kip eyein each oda in class instead of listenin 2d lecturer o

Kiluto-mehlena is ur course mate,so abeg give her some breathin space b4 she run comot 4 uniben

Detivo-abeg dt ur personali,try reduce am o,b4 u go 4get sey na class u de de sing d song,u knw d rest

Jellyd-hope ur hrt z mur finer dan d course,wel wid a beauriful face like dt,no doubt abt dt

Prof-emmy-i'll see u in class

Jasphiano-tke am easy o,dis wan wey slyvagoldie na una class rep,i knw u,adex nd ken-excel nr go let d poor gal rest! De pursue her like flies de run after cow yansh! Pls tke it easy

Nd 2 de rest newly admitted patientsstudents! Jas begin 2 tnk God 4 His mercies nd hs unlimited favour!


Dun jas tnk Him nw only nd later b askin 'what has he done 4 me sef' cus im givin u breath of life nd d strength/ability 2 pass tru d borders of jamb,postume til nw is more dan enough 2 Tnk Him


1nce again! Congrats nd a lovely mornin 2 y'all
#peace

We don hear you...oya , go to bed

I pray ASUU call up this strike fast so that this thread will 'rest'.

olawalebabs: I pray ASUU call up this strike fast so that this thread will 'rest'.

y u dy beef us nw? arent u enjoying d trendy trend?

congrats to d newly admitted uniben students...karen, freeman etc u guys r welcome to d great citadel of learning!

Z quite a while guyz,whatz cooking ? Av been catalectically abscence 4 while....
Buh lyk sincerely u guyz are trying ,making diz thread a big family,....
Am happy 4d newly admitted and i pray 4d yet 2b admitted,may God grant all our heart desires.....
*in reminensce voice*
morning y'all....

*standz on iz SUV majestically and waving at evry1*

Romanticboy1: was expectin an allnite parry,
hmmm!



Karen-hope u cn handle dt course oooo,

FairFax-pls o,me dun wana hear dt u nd asakel kip eyein each oda in class instead of listenin 2d lecturer o

Kiluto-mehlena is ur course mate,so abeg give her some breathin space b4 she run comot 4 uniben

Detivo-abeg dt ur personali,try reduce am o,b4 u go 4get sey na class u de de sing d song,u knw d rest

Jellyd-hope ur hrt z mur finer dan d course,wel wid a beauriful face like dt,no doubt abt dt

Prof-emmy-i'll see u in class

Jasphiano-tke am easy o,dis wan wey slyvagoldie na una class rep,i knw u,adex nd ken-excel nr go let d poor gal rest! De pursue her like flies de run after cow yansh! Pls tke it easy

Nd 2 de rest newly admitted patientsstudents! Jas begin 2 tnk God 4 His mercies nd hs unlimited favour!


Dun jas tnk Him nw only nd later b askin 'what has he done 4 me sef' cus im givin u breath of life nd d strength/ability 2 pass tru d borders of jamb,postume til nw is more dan enough 2 Tnk Him


1nce again! Congrats nd a lovely mornin 2 y'all
#peace

Lol!
Ah pway sey i eye person 4 class o when lecture dey on.
#team-guru's lodge

jazinogold: congrats to d newly admitted uniben students...karen, freeman etc u guys r welcome to d great citadel of learning! heard online clearance may start mnth end or early nxt mnth!

kofa dn show ?

O'boy...
Zzzzzzzzzzz...xo xo cold
Diz kain wicked rain 4 Lasgidi diz early morning!
Zzzzz'zzzz'zzz....*weather for 4*

jazinogold: congrats to d newly admitted uniben students...karen, freeman etc u guys r welcome to d great citadel of learning! heard online clearance may start mnth end or early nxt mnth!

I've nat gotten any doc'ment ready sef
Zzzzzzz....Asakel sef
:-(

IKJ66:
kofa dn show ?

4where.
Iyanga dey worry am.

Asakel:
Lol!
Ah pway sey i eye person 4 class o when lecture dey on.
#team-guru's lodge

neva knew u are an african/asian until i stumbled on ur signature...
How yhu and ur sledge hammer ? u knw kuku ask of me,just hold ur hammer wella coz my SuV IZ here o.

Nonisco: bros,u funnyoooo.did ur sledge hammer gain admission?

U'll see it during clearance na.
Zzzz'zzzzz'zzzz...*teeth chattering*

IKJ66:
neva knew u are an african/asian until i stumbled on ur signature...
How yhu and ur sledge hammer ? u knw kuku ask of me,just hold ur hammer wella coz my SuV IZ here o.

Haaa....Uncle J
Lol!
U dey always dey dat oda syd na. How ur aging body doin?
I knw sey na u go ask abt sledgy jawe....da bros jez dey sulk sinz yesterday.
Nobody gri notis am na.
.
Uhmm...dat signature stuff.
Lol!
Me guy......na China dem born me. I so love dat country sote dem deport me cos ma love pass twilight own.
Guy,
How u na?
Gu'morning
*so cold*

Donvitalis: I beg to differ. My sister scored an aggregate of 62 and is yet to be admitted though am hopeful she'll be soonest.

course ?