Asakel: #Guru's Lodge
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U gave a deaf man $10million to hide 4 u.
When u returned he had become blind too.
How will u ask 4 ur money back?

1st of al! If d person is gud wid sign language!

U wil tke d blind/deaf man hands nd begin 2 communicate wid im tru d sign language!

Asakel: These young ladies think snubbing suitors
is funny, until they're 51 years old and
living with 13 cats...and a pwetty chihuahua.

Asakel: Somebody said Banky-W is Nigeria's first
Military Head of State. I swear u people are wicked.

ditrix: naso o

Romanticboy1:



1st of al! If d person is gud wid sign language!

U wil tke d blind/deaf man hands nd begin 2 communicate wid im tru d sign language!

Asakel: Please ignore any rumor about me being
made a Minister. Yes, President GEJ called
me but I declined for personal reasons.

Romanticboy1:



1st of al! If d person is gud wid sign language!

U wil tke d blind/deaf man hands nd begin 2 communicate wid im tru d sign language!

Detivo: lol...hope dey didnt tak it personali..

Asakel:
Lol!
Ah pway o!
If u see ur money again.

Monsieursuave:

Ï pray mk Ï nr c am ooo.
Ï go tk am 2 1 Öѵ d numerous deliverance ministries 2 deliver am from 1 Öѵ d 2 ailments

Asakel:
Lol!
Ah pway o!
If u see ur money again.

Of course i wil















bt on 2nd thought y will i gve such person ma money 2kip? Abeg o

Monsieursuave:
ℓ☺ℓ. Watz Đíŝ 1 saying.

Asakel:
Prof'emmy hasn't cm online on 2go 4 some wks now.
Dnt knw y....he hardly stay dat long.

Romanticboy1:


U wn't understand cus u dunno sign languages

Fairfax: okay,Profemmy!whereeva u r,pls we all want to hear frm u

Austino1000: how are you

Romanticboy1:


Of course i wil















bt on 2nd thought y will i gve such person ma money 2kip? Abeg o

another1234: @faith hope u ar faithful 2 God.no hard feelin sha

Tinaoyen: blexysexy i sight u,hook up wif faith una b masscomm people

Riley_Freeman:

lol, na so dem dey talk.. Excuse must dey Dey.

Ehmm.. @Jellyd, the page isn't opening, Uniben's website is still down.. Trust me, It's still on my mind.

Tho' I have an idea of how it might be, but I just wanna be atleast 90% sure before I say anything. Meanwhile, you MAY print the admission letter strictly for security reasons.

BTW, the following amongst others have been declared missing.

Snave007
GorgeousReney
chaarly
doc miss
Greatmind
Guldberg
Applemoik,
Bizmania,
Ivykorah,
badbull .


If found, contact Mr. C.S.O

Great~Mind:
Lol...I found this thought interesting, So let me reply it. Don't mind the word length. I just feel like playing with it.



Aunty, thanks for the biography! But,

Greatmind is older than that.

And if ur nt up to average in height, he might be taller than that.

Don't mind his signature colour, Only think of the text. B'cos
His favourite colour is much more cooler than that.

Though he is nt as fair as fair, but he is a little lighter than dark.

Behaviour: Always serious? Lol... Perhaps, he is just trying to learn the hard, but best part of growing a business, which according to smebody, is "Always Mind ur Busy" ...Lol...But dnt be taken aback, if u see him in an attitude that is quite other than that

Male: Yes! But don't think that such name can't go to any other gender than that

As for that grammar thing ehn, e be like say time don reach wey u go write sir @emylexray biography oh, b'cosfor here, na dat guy Trafford/Didi/Metaph..e.t.c. be d bosses for that dept.

Lastly, and at the risk of derailing the thread further, Since you are gud at writing peoples biographies, why dnt u paint ur own picture, so that threadmates could rate ur art work.

Asakel: But what shall it profit Boko Haram to
bomb the whole Nigeria and live in the
forest?

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Asakel: #Guru's Lodge
.
.
U gave a deaf man $10million to hide 4 u.
When u returned he had become blind too.
How will u ask 4 ur money back?