ditrix: u b monkey wel well o,shuu u dey fear me na so i dey tlk o,man dey vex say no money den dey flash am,abegi,u go send my credit bk

Holyrule: 1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st
anatomy class. They all gathered around the table with
real dead body. The professor started the class by
telling them two important qualities as a doctor.
The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything
regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the
body's ass & on drawing back, put the finger in his
own mouth &
tasted it. Then he told the students to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the
body's ass & tasted it.
When everyone finished the professor looked at them
& said :Be like Engineers. The most important 2nd
quality is Observation. I inserted my middle finger but
tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention

exPLIcit7: ur v0ice make me fear...I was lyk...I called at the wr0ng h0ur...n0 be say I n0 get credit 0...I get...bt at that time I dey busy...s0 I just say make I flash...and if u n0 cal back then I go cal back by dz tym when I'm les busy...when I hear d bass in ur v0ice...fear catch me.

ditrix: na dat period i been dey repair my extention wire o,

Holyrule: 1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st
anatomy class. They all gathered around the table with
real dead body. The professor started the class by
telling them two important qualities as a doctor.
The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything
regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the
body's ass & on drawing back, put the finger in his
own mouth &
tasted it. Then he told the students to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the
body's ass & tasted it.
When everyone finished the professor looked at them
& said :Be like Engineers. The most important 2nd
quality is Observation. I inserted my middle finger but
tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention

exPLIcit7: n0 p shA...me stil dey busy that time sha...I b wan cal bt I say make I see u 4 here...

I-am-Winner:
*yawns*..

bros dat na Old joke na!!

I-am-Winner:
*yawns*..

bros dat na Old joke na!!

ditrix: i paid yst,100k,my pman con tell me say mk i no mk 4 point n above him no go pay ma fees again,cos d money too much

Ghyft: are u tryin to say dat d joke is stale?

Affrey:
lol,ditrix den u need to go boil and eat that elephant meat with beans and egg that ur bablawo might have prescribe for u,cause no girl in her right senses will do that or am i wrong ladies?

y2k62: Like seriously?

I-am-Winner:
*yawns*..

bros dat na Old joke na!!

Affrey: Good evening family,adex mi querida how are u doin dis evening

Great~Mind:


Lol...Give us new one abeg.

Faith93: u must be a mamalawo....ow do u knw d ryt concotion

ditrix: gud eve,nans don dey para for ASUU o

Affrey:
what happened?

tsleazy: How many professional pianists do we have here ?

y2k62: Leave FG/ASUU. I understand that there's a problem and I'm not too blind to know all the things you kept inside even though you might not show. If I cannot apologise for being wrong then it's just a shame on me. I've been the reason for your pain, So you can put the blame on me. You can put the blame on me x3....

ditrix: seconded

Affrey:
*throws up*i think am gonna be sick from what u just said.

Great~Mind:


Abii oh! The joke might be an old one, quite alright, but am sure it still makes a lot of sense to a lot of people, not forgetting the moral/lesson, and the humour that is contained therein.

Infact, I liken it to the proverbial old wine.

@Holyrule...nice one!

Affrey:
what happened?

ditrix: de pres said ASUU is fighting for dem selves,wt do dey want land for n so on,i jus sw smtyn like dt in ait news

Faith93: sry!

Affrey:
ditrix the way ASUU is going we might not start sch anytime soon but there is nothing too hard for God with Him all things are possible