dharmora: me dey qo for accounting oooooooo my score was kinda disappointin too

No vex bt page starting tins. Not up to 55?

ditrix: No vex bt page starting tins. Not up to 55?

qat 56 as screenin score nd 59 aggregate

dharmora: qat 56 as screenin score nd 59 aggregate

y u dey pull my legs, shuo, my friend get 54 GT admission.

ditrix: y u dey pull my legs, shuo, my friend get 54 GT admission.

which yr be vhat na............ah was kinda hopin for 70 as sreenin score

dharmora: which yr be vhat na............ah was kinda hopin for 70 as sreenin score

2011

ditrix: 2011

u cant compare dat yr to recent tym na

Mickey7: lolzzzzz...ermm trafford so ure delta-igbo

No sir, Deltan-Urhobo

dharmora: u cant compare dat yr to recent tym na

mgt science students no tear like dat na God dey just dey pray

ditrix: yes na ughelli north and south. Ewu and agbarah

okay brother.. Noted

masterpein: Hope say JUNO SUNBEAMS no dy here oh.

lol.. I dont think so. Funny dude

Trafford:

No sir, Deltan-Urhobo

my brodas in d house.

Mickey7: ursername

SYLVALORD and CHYNKS112

Mexyz: @sylvalord nd Greatmind,thanks 4 recognising ma little effort....sylvalord,if u dnt want trouble den avoid ekosodin(bt if u re lucky to get an apartment closer to d gate,den gud n fine) u wl defintly get into trouble in d skul's hostel except keystone sha

owk bro.. But hw much is keystone

Adex097: lol..some guys dey envy our thread o.
@ johntosyne I'm referring to you.
Yes you!!!
.

Please mind your business.
And if you rémain adamant,
I and my team (I.G and D.P.O)
Would invade your thread with assault rockets, Ak 47 , drones ,armour tanks etc.

hahahahahah! Adex! If i catch u, even d IG wnt b able to hlp u............ Lol...... Didnt knw u stil visit our thread...... Thumbs up for u guys coz u ve corrected dat act..... Nd dnt worry u ll b awarded d 2nd best positn on nairaland after d First and d best ni ............. Lol..... Xowi 4 dat....

Hmmm, just have to make this post about the admission list now as I'm considering taking a break from this page. Well,One thing I realised last year was that Uniben follows same pattern..atleast for the past recent years.

Like you all are anxiously awaiting the list now, it's been done before. N during my time last year, this same worries y'all havin now prompted me to do a lil research, just to atleast have a lil conjecture on the whole issue.

After the first batch was released, I discovered (you may say) Uniben's strategy of releasing admission lists. I kinda compared that year 2012 to the one of 2011. Sorry, I cant go into all that now...can't even remember the dates.. Lemme just be straight here.

One thing I discovered was that Uniben always take an interval of about 1 month before releasing any list.

Firstly; last year,2012.. Jamb was conducted March 24th..if I remember correctly, after the Month of April&May.. Postume was conducted in June.. June 15&16 to be precise.

10days later, (June 26) the Postume results were released.

After the month of July.. The merit list came in August (August2/3)..it came on the 2nd, but most peeps didnt really know till on the 3rd.

Again, after the month of September, the 2nd batch came in October...October 1st(Independence day) to be precise.

And Again, after the month of November, the 'hidden 3rd batch' came in December... December 2nd&5th to be precise.. Dont wanna go into that particular list 4now,So much controversy surrounding it.. Till when time comes.

This year, Uniben seem to be following same pattern.

Jamb was conducted April 27th. After the month of May&June, postume was conducted in July...July 13..as you all know.
(tho' one thing you should consider is that postume is conducted before the 2nd semester exams)

10days later, July 23rd.. Postume results were released.

Do I need to say the merit list would be released September 2nd... And the 2nd batch released in the first week of November?

You know.. I used the one of 2011 to ascertain the one of 2012 & the one of 2012 now in ascertaining the one of 2013..and so far, it's been..(you may say) a 100% correct
Tho' the one of 2011 was really rough..thats y I'm not going into that.

So you see.. I knew all dez..dat's while I never worried abt wen Uniben postume wud be conducted, always knew it was gonna be Mid-July & july 13th it was.

N I knew for sure, the results wud be released July 23rd, thats why I never bothered.. I always laughed whenever I came here to read your predictions.. I found them hilarious! Just one guy(cant rememba his username) said it'll be on Tuesday(July 23rd)

I didn't have a nairaland account then. Would've informed you guys to save you the stress.. So when I say the List would be out 1st week of September (sep 2nd) U'd believe me...& now I'm saying that to save you the stress.

I'd even give you the exact time you may check you kofa page if you want me to.. But Nah, I'll be going too far. So till september 2nd, but if it does come earlier, then it's cuz of the strike.. Guess they got 'less busy' .. But sep 2nd it shall be.

N Yea, feel free to bookmark this page, as a matter of fact.. Do it! So you may mock me if it doesn't come out first Week of september.


Whoops whoops! Another epistle, but as I said earlier on, this might probably be the last..as I'm considering quiting this thread for a while.. Have lots to attend to.

So if you have any question.. You may ask now.

Any question?

Mickey7: U̶̲̥̅̊ nah no :O abt d dreaded ekosodin? Hmm

hmm.. Na here me start to hear say d place badt oo

Trafford:

lol.. I dont think so. Funny dude

he might b in ghost mode

sylvalord:
hmm.. Na here me start to hear say d place badt oo

me wey juz dey reach benin for da 1st tym oooooooo i juz qo lounge for hall 5****winkz******** i dey jack lyk were nd me no kwn say na after 8 in da night see lyk evwiwhere dark for ekosodin nd bush dey for da right nd left nd wiv dat deir mumu road i juz dey fear ehnnnnnnn nd i con treck reach boundary bus stop............................ da place dey fear me die nd na only in da nyt dem dey get light to be precise 1am-6am gbam......lolzzzz

Faith93: Owva y'all nw...hope its all going well

we thank GOD ma:-)

oliseh.com:

my brodas in d house.

oh! You too? my sister...greetings to you

*removes Abraham Lincoln's hat and takes a bow*

masterpein: he might b in ghost mode

lol, if he were to be here. I'd have figured him out.. Unless he's just viewing this thread as a guest.

Naldogen: am talking abt Ekosodin oh!, its per year.U knw scu hostel talk of session but off-camp us like ds one am talkn abt is per-year.

owk bro.. Thanks

Susky: did u knw maths?

do u understand english?

To clarify tins again
startin with hw many applicant wrote 4 med and surg.am vry sure of this not more than 700. WHY.cos med wrote in 4 halls. And each had atmost 150 applicant xcept mine which arguably was 200.its lyk dis if u score 200 to 220 u write in a hall 221 to 231 writes in another hall 232 to 241 writes in diff hall 242 to 251 writes in diff hall while 252 and above wrote in ma hall.in which pharmacy student wit low marks wrote within us.if am to sum everytin together med and surg is not upto 700.last yr was 6000(unofficial).
Now to hostel issues who told u ekosodin is nt peaceful if u r going by dat all skul offcampus hostel is not peaceful.i stay in ekosodin d only problem i av is transport.ekosodin now is difff frm b4.peepz just call ekosodin to scare u.dnt b fooled by thr tricks.
To skul hostel.hall 1 2 3,a place i can neva stay.too dirty and unkept xpecially hall 1 2 they r worst.if i stay in dat hostel for 2 weeks.am gonna develop a disease dat as not been discoverd.to keystone.trusted rumour.u apply for keystone dre is a 75% chance they will not give if u r not frm edo and iffluential.and after the session u r chased out lyk a thief.so i advice if want to get an hostel get hall 4(though not that clean.19k if skul did not give u nd u r buyn it) hall 5(clean and matured 75k to 80k if its a female hostel 35k to 40k if its a male hostel).
......

sylvalord:
do u understand english?

lolzzzzzzzzz

Trafford:

e no matta weda fine or not fine.. I no dey go dere to groove

i dey hear of ekosodin.. Na place for the 'strong'..n I no strong o .So na where body catch man dey go na

then go live for BDPA ,thats where i stay. Making sense and virtually trouble free. Ekosodin na ghetto

ok. Now, man no fit get a decent one room face to face and toilet with kitchen near the school. Me go prefer an past ANY HOSTEL ABEG.

Hugo7: ope o AssU has calledoff the strike...patiently waiting for merit list..BABA JEsUs OVEer TO U

aBEg no veX i waz misinformed......vnti needz floging

Holyrule:
then go live for BDPA ,thats where i stay. Making sense and virtually trouble free. Ekosodin na ghetto

abeg which 1 be BDPA oo

Trafford:

3bedroo...?! For Ekosodi....?!

na joke you dey ^^

lol..na joke o...besides, staying off camp is a taboo in my family.

Johntosyne: hahahahahah! Adex! If i catch u, even d IG wnt b able to hlp u............ Lol...... Didnt knw u stil visit our thread...... Thumbs up for u guys coz u ve corrected dat act..... Nd dnt worry u ll b awarded d 2nd best positn on nairaland after d First and d best ni ............. Lol..... Xowi 4 dat....

longest time ma boss...2nd ain't bad atall .
Mind you , i'm stil part of the u.i family.