[quote
author=Fairfax]interesting!so wat did i say dat ignited ur advocating
4d Devil.by d way,am xcluded.am jst an innocent little girl seeking
admission[/quote]

none is innocent

GST
FIRST SEMESTER EXAM
answer all questions....dis paper wud last 4 2hrs only.
1. Tobi wanted 2 setup his gf 2 c if she was a cheat by plannin wif his best friend......1 month later, his best friend n gf sent him a weddin invitation.....describe tobi
a) God sent b)mumu c)learner

2. who are d 2 people dat shake hands when u switch on a nokia phone?

3.did adam and eve have navels?

4. which uni in naija has d highest numba of ladies using bb phones?

5.who ate d missing part of apple's logo?

6.if u pamper a cow, do u get spoilt milk?

7.if ada is a gal and obi z a boy, den wat is adaobi?

8.if a king is gay and marries another guy, who is d guy 2 d royal family?

9. what is d shape of d sky?

10.can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

11.is a hot car cool or a cool car hot?

12.how can u hear urself think?

13.if quizzes are quizzical den what are tests?

14. if u try 2 fail and succeed, wat have u done?

15.why are buildings called buildings when dey are built, y arent dey called builts?

16.y do dey call things sent by ship 'cargo' n things sent by car 'shipment'?

SECTION B
write an essay of 1500 words on 'my oga @ d top'

Hmmmm. Wow. I never did anything good or nice to anyone on this thread and u guys still looked out for me. That's very sweet of y'all. Look,I owe no one an explanation for anything I do or say. But don't get me wrong,if you were clever enough,u wld no I wasn't bragging in anyway. I'm not his daughter. The guy is just a "secretary" for sobbing out loud.


Mehn. I'm sad. My family travelled I'm the only one at home watching life with boys on Nickelodeon.

How's err'one in the house?

Mehn. I need to open a page to show this Adex guy the stuff a girl is made of....

Eng. Tino:
GST
FIRST SEMESTER EXAM
answer all questions....dis paper wud last 4 2hrs only.
1. Tobi wanted 2 setup his gf 2 c if she was a cheat by plannin wif his best friend......1 month later, his best friend n gf sent him a weddin invitation.....describe tobi
a) God sent b)mumu c)learner

2. who are d 2 people dat shake hands when u switch on a nokia phone?

3.did adam and eve have navels?

4. which uni in naija has d highest numba of ladies using bb phones?

5.who ate d missing part of apple's logo?

6.if u pamper a cow, do u get spoilt milk?

7.if ada is a gal and obi z a boy, den wat is adaobi?

8.if a king is gay and marries another guy, who is d guy 2 d royal family?

9. what is d shape of d sky?

10.can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

11.is a hot car cool or a cool car hot?

12.how can u hear urself think?

13.if quizzes are quizzical den what are tests?

14. if u try 2 fail and succeed, wat have u done?

15.why are buildings called buildings when dey are built, y arent dey called builts?

16.y do dey call things sent by ship 'cargo' n things sent by car 'shipment'?

SECTION B
write an essay of 1500 words on 'my oga @ d top'

bros neva go o. . .use dese ones take tie wrapper.
1. Y is water wet ?
2. Y is d sky blue ?
3. Y doesnt 1 + 1 = 3 ?

I hope u gt dem o. . .buh if u werent able, I will gv u d ansas.

Has anyone stayed home alone before? Please if u have,give me a tip on how to keep myself busy other than "Go to bed"

karenkinky: Hmmmm. Wow. I never did anything good or nice to anyone on this thread and u guys still looked out for me. That's very sweet of y'all. Look,I owe no one an explanation for anything I do or say. But don't get me wrong,if you were clever enough,u wld no I wasn't bragging in anyway. I'm not his daughter. The guy is just a "secretary" for sobbing out loud.


Mehn. I'm sad. My family travelled I'm the only one at home watching life with boys on Nickelodeon.

gud evening senorita
shall i come and join u?

Monsieursuave: .

As if her own foul mouthed rant makes her any better dan d maligned madame.

dnt mind her jare,she wanna tell us dat good home training na her second name.hehehehehehe.bt wait o Monsieursuave,jst imagine dat uniben is admiting base on character nd gud judgement,hw many wud be admitted?

It's quite unfair talking to people and I feel I'm talking to myself

Preciousguyx:

bros neva go o. . .use dese ones take tie wrapper.
1. Y is water wet ?
2. Y is d sky blue ?
3. Y doesnt 1 + 1 = 3 ?

I hope u gt dem o. . .buh if u werent able, I will gv u d ansas.

water isn't wet.. Water makes things wet

My family left me... You guys want to leave me too....?

sylvalord:
water isn't wet.. Water makes things wet

bro, water is wet. Are u chemistry student ?

Okay I give up. Goodnight. Love you all. Muuuuuaaah!!

karenkinky: My family left me... You guys want to leave me too....?

we arent leaving u o buh at same time we arent holding u o. . .lol

#go & watch ''jetli is fearless''

I pledge to UNIBEN 2013/2014 ADMISSION THREAD my E-FAMILY

To be gentle, kind and calm

i promise not to insult any1 or post spiteful words even when angered or picked on

i promise to play my part in letting peace reign in this family


And i promise to keep my promise


So help me GOD AMEN







i use this medium to say sorry to any1 i might av in any way offended.. Pls 4give me... 4rm now on am gonna be at peace with evry1 by GOD'S Grace #peace

karenkinky: My family left me... You guys want to leave me too....?

nahh Karen.we r ur family too u knw.we luv u nd we will neva leave u.y dnt u read novels to kip urself busy or jst chat here wit us .u might be alone bt nt lonely.i am here for u*stretches arm*hugs**perks*

karenkinky: Okay I give up. Goodnight. Love you all. Muuuuuaaah!!

uhnn.. I would say u left me and not the oda way round.. I av been greeting u and u av not replied

Thank God i didn't waste mb readin 5 beef pages.....make una mature naa,why all this childish acts? ADEX AND JAZINO oya take action fast.

Preciousguyx:

bro, water is wet. Are u chemistry student ?

yes i am bro.. Pls can u expantiate on the wetness of water? *readstening with rapt attention*

karenkinky: My family left me... You guys want to leave me too....?

..nah miss......go thru yo family'z pic album or smfn...brings bak nyc memoriez

d navel is a 'remnant' of an umblical cord(cc ur biology textbooks ).so adam nd eve cudnt have had navels cos dey wernt born of a woman

Eng. Tino:
GST
FIRST SEMESTER EXAM
answer all questions....dis paper wud last 4 2hrs only.
1. Tobi wanted 2 setup his gf 2 c if she was a cheat by plannin wif his best friend......1 month later, his best friend n gf sent him a weddin invitation.....describe tobi
a) God sent b)mumu c)learner

2. who are d 2 people dat shake hands when u switch on a nokia phone?

3.did adam and eve have navels?

4. which uni in naija has d highest numba of ladies using bb phones?

5.who ate d missing part of apple's logo?

6.if u pamper a cow, do u get spoilt milk?

7.if ada is a gal and obi z a boy, den wat is adaobi?

8.if a king is gay and marries another guy, who is d guy 2 d royal family?

9. what is d shape of d sky?

10.can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

11.is a hot car cool or a cool car hot?

12.how can u hear urself think?

13.if quizzes are quizzical den what are tests?

14. if u try 2 fail and succeed, wat have u done?

15.why are buildings called buildings when dey are built, y arent dey called builts?

16.y do dey call things sent by ship 'cargo' n things sent by car 'shipment'?

SECTION B
write an essay of 1500 words on 'my oga @ d top'

Section A

1) God sent (a)
2) Denrele and charly boy
3) Yes
4) Unilag
5) Steve jobs
6) NO
7) An hermaphrodite
8] P.A to the King
9) Shapeless
10) Yes
11) A hot car is cool
12) Its illusional
13) Testical
14) Succeeded in failing
15) Cause you will surely renovate them.
16) You blind?? Car and ship aint dsame!!!

Section B
I cannot categorically write an essay now cause my oga @the top (olawalebabs) might ban me for derailing.
*dazall*

oluwaugo: Thank God i didn't waste mb readin 5 beef pages.....make una mature naa,why all this childish acts? ADEX AND JAZINO oya take action fast.

lol..me just dey observe

sylvalord: I pledge to UNIBEN 2013/2014 ADMISSION THREAD my E-FAMILY

To be gentle, kind and calm

i promise not to insult any1 or post spiteful words even when angered or picked on

i promise to play my part in letting peace reign in this family


And i promise to keep my promise


So help me GOD AMEN







i use this medium to say sorry to any1 i might av in any way offended.. Pls 4give me... 4rm now on am gonna be at peace with evry1 by GOD'S Grace #peace

$



Hmmm...you sure you can keep that promise

ASUU's strike may be called off tomorrow.Jonathan takes ova negotiation wit ASUU.a meeting has been called and will hold tomorrow with representatives of ASUU.AIT. lets hope nd pray

karenkinky: Hmmmm. Wow. I never did anything good or nice to anyone on this thread and u guys still looked out for me. That's very sweet of y'all. Look,I owe no one an explanation for anything I do or say. But don't get me wrong,if you were clever enough,u wld no I wasn't bragging in anyway. I'm not his daughter. The guy is just a "secretary" for sobbing out loud.


Mehn. I'm sad. My family travelled I'm the only one at home watching life with boys on Nickelodeon.

did u watch True Jackson ...btw where's trafford nd oliseh.com

karenkinky: Has anyone stayed home alone before? Please if u have,give me a tip on how to keep myself busy other than "Go to bed"

say ur nite prayers ask for mercy from God sincerely and tell him to reveal the admission list to you

Fairfax: ASUU's strike may be called off tomorrow.Jonathan takes ova negotiation wit ASUU.a meeting has been called and will hold tomorrow with representatives of ASUU.AIT. lets hope nd pray

I saw the news.
Good to know you listen to NEWS too.

Fairfax: dnt mind her jare,she wanna tell us dat good home training na her second name.hehehehehehe.bt wait o Monsieursuave,jst imagine dat uniben is admiting base on character nd gud judgement,hw many wud be admitted?

.

ℓ☺ℓ. Ï cannot categorically tell U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ 1 Ƞω

karenkinky: My family left me... You guys want to leave me too....?

no God is with you