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Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Kolade9(m): 8:15pm On Sep 04, 2013
Adex097:
Mr sean osewa
he might collect back the scholarship if he sees this grin
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Adex097: 8:16pm On Sep 04, 2013
Profemmy001: Heeey...What's diz...I scored 250 jamb, 74 putme, nd 68 aggregate nd has nt yet been offered my course "History" on the jamb's site...What's happening!!!!!
The devil is a lier!!!! shocked

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Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Kolade9(m): 8:16pm On Sep 04, 2013
Kini big deal? undecided
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by MrRomantic1(m): 8:17pm On Sep 04, 2013
Riley_Freeman:


ACT 1..SCENE 1

LECTURER : who propounded the theory of separation of Power?

CLASS :

LECTURER : Mr. Romanticboy, can you give us the answer?

ROMANTICBOY: sir, I have no idea.

LECTURER : I'm not suprised, how will you have an idea when you call yourself 'Mr.Romanticboy'.. Indeed you must be 'romantic' -_-

ACT 1...SCENE 2

PROFEMMY: Romanticboy, please wait for me.

*V.c passing by and overhears the name*

V.C: come here Mister, what did you just call him?

PROFEMMY: 'romanticboy' ..Sir, that's the name he wants to be called.

V.C : (-_-)

*Adex eavesdropping from a near corner**

ADEX : end time things .



No vex o...Romanceboy, the ministry is moving, na joke we dey wink (

buhahahahahahahahahahahha!
Ye! Nw i knw y ppl lv u,e b like sey i go join d queue of d lovers,bt which number i go de nw?




Btw u r rite! Every1 wud nd must address me as 'romantic Boi'if nat na fight go end am ooo!grin Imajin ppl de hail me as i enter class 'ROMAN-TIC,ROMAN-TIc,al d gals go de trip4 me nd ma big head go de swell wel welcheesy




nd dt course 'history' i jas pray e nr 2 hard 4 me,cus dt course large pass uniben.i jas hope de dun'tstart askin me abt d origin of eba nd how s*x came abt ooo. . .lipsrsealed








pls lemme stop here ,b4 ur venom of long posts finally tkes ova me
bt while u r readin it! Jas no dt i av arrived d mental hospital,
ma laughin was so loud nd husky dt ma family was thrown in2 confusion nd hd 2 kal 4 an emergency ambulance:-(

nd nw u cause am oooshocked
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by FilesUpdator(f): 8:18pm On Sep 04, 2013
Riley_Freeman: Had a chat with a guy on 2go, he told me his story..I did the lil encouraging I could..n told him to keep checking.

I left..came back an hour later only for him to tell me he's been admitted!!! The LORD God be praised..!!!

Please help me Thank God for this guy's life..my joy has increased to...48%.

Thank YOU Lord JESUS..Thank You smiley

others, be encouraged.
I'm the guy trafford is talking about. I was overgasted and flabberwhelmed when I saw it 3hrs ago. God be praised!!!

@sylvalord and others; add me on 2go with $$$$$$94
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 8:20pm On Sep 04, 2013
Riley_freeman: ACT 1..SCENE 1LECTURER : who propounded the theory of separation of Power?CLASS :LECTURER : Mr. Romanticboy, can you give us the answer?ROMANTICBOY: sir, I have no idea.LECTURER : Mr. Romanticboy, can you give us the answer?ROMANTICBOY: sir, I have no idea.LECTURER : I'm not suprised, how will you have an idea when you call yourself 'Mr.Romanticboy'.. Indeed you must be 'romantic' -_-ACT 1...SCENE 2PROFEMMY: Romanticboy, please wait for me.PROFEMMY: Romanticboy, please wait for me.*V.c passing by and overhears the name*V.C: come here Mister, what did you just call him?PROFEMMY: 'romanticboy' ..Sir, that's the name he wants to be called.V.C : (-_-)*Adex eavesdropping from a near corner**ADEX : end time things .ADEX : end time things .No vex o...Romanceboy, the ministry is moving, na joke we dey(correct romanus u c ursef
Lol...No put me insyd hot soup wit Mr V.C. Have u forgotten he's my sister's ex-boyfriend's mother's brother' friend's nephew's inlaw's dad
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Mbahchiboy(m): 8:20pm On Sep 04, 2013
GREAT UNIBEST......
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Jfliyv: 8:21pm On Sep 04, 2013
please when is the date for the clearance?
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by MrRomantic1(m): 8:22pm On Sep 04, 2013
Profemmy001: Heeey...What's diz...I scored 250 jamb, 74 putme, nd 68 aggregate nd has nt yet been offered my course "History" on the jamb's site...What's happening!!!!!

ma course mate! It is wel! Jas continually say dt2 yasef
ya testimony is on dway
add me on 2go wid dis numba-08185957628
hopin2c u in uniben
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by ditrix(m): 8:25pm On Sep 04, 2013
Adex097:
Abeg no misquote me o shocked
na weryn u talk ooooooooooooooo
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by MrRomantic1(m): 8:26pm On Sep 04, 2013
Profemmy001:
Lol...No put me insyd hot soup wit Mr V.C. Have u forgotten he's my sister's ex-boyfriend's mother's brother' friend's nephew's inlaw's dad

Story!!!
Na u edit ma name 2ROMANUS
I de vex sey de de cal me ROMANCE u con add ya own de cal me ROMANUS Hmmm
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Mexyz(m): 8:26pm On Sep 04, 2013
Ditrix jst dey find bankn studnts up nd dwn. No worry,u go see dem 4 skul na. Anyway,am a bankn guy. Metaphycist u ve bn doing a 1daful job concerning imprtnt infos, let me quickly correct one thing....medicine=65k, other science courses=49,500
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 8:26pm On Sep 04, 2013
I'm juz confused here....Jamb 250, putme 74, aggregate 68 nd Jamb has nt given me my course "History"....What Is wrong?
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by BARONDEMONTE(m): 8:31pm On Sep 04, 2013
I never dreamt of studying philosophy in my life.............. God why me?
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by bizmania(m): 8:32pm On Sep 04, 2013
hmmmm Uniben don throw me enter farm!!! Abeg which one be agricultural economics again? Na im dem dash me oooo!!! Happy 4 all of U here! Congratz!!*one love*........ Ehem! Where's Oliseh?
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by ditrix(m): 8:34pm On Sep 04, 2013
Mexyz: Ditrix jst dey find bankn studnts up nd dwn. No worry,u go see dem 4 skul na. Anyway,am a bankn guy. Metaphycist u ve bn doing a 1daful job concerning imprtnt infos, let me quickly correct one thing....medicine=65k, other science courses=49,500
r u a staylite or new admitee
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by ditrix(m): 8:37pm On Sep 04, 2013
bizmania: hmmmm Uniben don throw me enter farm!!! Abeg which one be agricultural economics again? Na im dem dash me oooo!!! Happy 4 all of U here! Congratz!!*one love*........ Ehem! Where's Oliseh?
agric econs na correct course o
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Mickey7(m): 8:43pm On Sep 04, 2013
dis kind thunder and lightening *scared* Myt b #endTimeTins o shocked ...signal is back later
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by bizmania(m): 8:45pm On Sep 04, 2013
abeg!!! Ah dey hear clearance #49,500, school fees #46,000!plus oda small small fees wey go reach #40,000 ie, including accomodation! Which kind mumu xpense b dis nah! *looks around- everybody quiet*... Na only me think say dis moni too much :::::hope der is a flexible payment option for d financially weak ones like me sha
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by FilesUpdator(f): 8:46pm On Sep 04, 2013
Profemmy001: I'm juz confused here....Jamb 250, putme 74, aggregate 68 nd Jamb has nt given me my course "History"....What Is wrong?
Calm down bro. You are not alone, psycho pea got 68 aggregate or so but has not been given his course too. They are still uploading, I was given today.

Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Mickey7(m): 8:48pm On Sep 04, 2013
BARON DE MONTE: I never dreamt of studying philosophy in my life.............. God why me?
u'm suprised ure sayin dis...philosophy is kul
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by BlessedFellow: 8:49pm On Sep 04, 2013
Congratulations to everyone who has been admitted! Those that are yet to be admitted, don't be dismayed. Anything can still happen but even if nothing happens just know that God has a better plan for you. You might not believe it but you will be thankful to God at His appointed time.

I know somebody who was not offered any course last year even though she passed but she has been offered her choice course this year.

Learn from every disappointment, life is 10% what happens to you and 90% what you make out of it. Every disappointment I have witnessed in the past couple of years have always resulted to blessings which I am grateful to God for. A popular pastor often says that God is a puppet-master who controls everything. I know it is difficult but please encourage yourself because God has good things in stock for you but you might need to be patient and persevere till manifestation.

To the freshers, I will advise you take note of the following information:

*Come with the originals of all your documents, WAEC/NECO certificate or statement of result, birth certificate/affidavit of declaration of age, affidavit of non-membership of secret cult, affidavit of good conduct, guarantors letter, acceptance letter, jamb admission letter, jamb result with passport photograph etc.

*If you sat your exams more than two years ago, I will advise you get your certificate, else you will be asked to go get it from wherever you sat the exams, I know a number of students were sent to Bornu and other troubled states.

*If you wrote the exam in less than two years and your certificate is not ready, I will advise you bring your statement of result rather than just online printout.

*Check if your DOB on your WAEC certificate is same with your birth certificate/affidavit of age declaration and JAMB result.

*If you do not have a real birth certificate duly signed and stamped, go do an affidavit to declare age. Last year, some freshers brought birth certificates that were designed in business centre with their current passport photograph, you know the rest of the story.

*Make sure the name on your WAEC/NECO result is consistent with your JAMB result, birth certificate etc. Last year, there were some bad cases which could not be resolved. For example, a candidate combining results had say Joy E. Ogbeide in WAEC result and Joy Ejiro O. in her NECO result. No two names matched.

*Always have a copy of whatever document you are asked to submit. I will advise you make "7" copies rather than "6" copies so you keep one for yourself. Throughout your stay in UNIBEN, it is often expedient to have a copy of any document/letter you submit in any office.

*You will submit original copies of affidavit of non-membership of secret cult, affidavit of good conduct, guarantor's letter and acceptance letter.

*Please cooperate and obey the instructions from the clearance officers to make it easy for both parties.

If time permits, I will share more tips with you on how to excel another time.

Best wishes!!!

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Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Miscellaneous(m): 8:59pm On Sep 04, 2013
Profemmy001: I'm juz confused here....Jamb 250, putme 74, aggregate 68 nd Jamb has nt given me my course "History"....What Is wrong?

MY PROF calm down. . . let God take control, i will see u in uniben. . .i know dat. . . Dont worry.
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by MrRomantic1(m): 9:04pm On Sep 04, 2013
Where is ma BESTIE mickey?
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by MrRomantic1(m): 9:07pm On Sep 04, 2013
Profemmy001: I'm juz confused here....Jamb 250, putme 74, aggregate 68 nd Jamb has nt given me my course "History"....What Is wrong?

kip up d faith
nd neva give up hope ooo
pls its nat over
till its over
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Bobola07(m): 9:07pm On Sep 04, 2013
Congratulations Adeparusi Bobola
Joy!!!
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a 4-Year FIRST DEGREE Programme
into
UNIVERSITY OF BENIN, BENIN CITY.
Course BIOCHEMISTRY in the Faculty
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well, that's it fellas. admitted but i won't be accepting the offer. I'll continue by biochemistry at futa. congratulations to everyone else who got admission, especially my guy guldberg. see you at d top.
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 9:10pm On Sep 04, 2013
bizmania: hmmmm Uniben don throw me enter farm!!! Abeg which one be agricultural economics again? Na im dem dash me oooo!!! Happy 4 all of U here! Congratz!!*one love*........ Ehem! Where's Oliseh?
congrates,rejoice.
i would hv gladly taken this rather than that human kinetic edu.
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 9:19pm On Sep 04, 2013
FilesUpdator: Calm down bro. You are not alone, psycho pea got 68 aggregate or so but has not been given his course too. They are still uploading, I was given today.
Alright bro...I'll take some consolation 4rm ur story. My hope is built on nothing else...
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 9:23pm On Sep 04, 2013
Miscellaneous:
MY PROF calm down. . . let God take control, i will see u in uniben. . .i know dat. . . Dont worry.
MrRomantic1:
kip up d faith
nd neva give up hope ooo
pls its nat over
till its over

I'm still confident...Jesussssssssss
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 9:29pm On Sep 04, 2013
Adex097:
The devil is a lier!!!! shocked
big liar.. Oga profemmy be patient.. U shall be admitted
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Metaphycist(m): 9:30pm On Sep 04, 2013
Riley_Freeman:

bro, I'd advise they do it now... All those who've been admitted...please print your admission letter ASAP, for security reasons..please
Security....hmm seems u'v gat intel abt Snowden n d likes.
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by ditrix(m): 9:31pm On Sep 04, 2013
bernie igho hw r u

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