Adex097: This one wey almost everybody dey get problem with their credentials , make I run go check my own o..

Adex097:
I've chekd it o...







The only probs I've got is........








I didn't use a RED background for my passport photograph.....































Its WINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Metaphycist: AMAZING EXPERIENCE DAY 3
It's wednesday mrning,
I mst be very early 2day I tut,so I cn get dis ova wit once n 4 all.
I woke up n prepared as early as I cud n left 4 skul.
I got 2 d bursary,it stood at d south west of d auditorium,n south east of d bank,i.e btwn d auditorium n bank..Despite how early I ws,there was already a list of names n it appeared 192 peeps cam b4 me.Jeez! Did dey sleep here?!!
I had 2 stay on queue b4 I cud even write my name on d list,only 4 dos issuing d receipt 2 com n render it obsolete.Afterall,it ws organisd by freshers demselves.
We wer told 2 go behind d buildin 2 form queues accordin 2 our faculties to transform our tellers.
It ws now obvious dat d nickname 4 d clearance was "queue".
Now I had already made an analysis abt d clearance procedure,typed n pasted in on d walls 2 help those jst startin.
.
Freshers wer nw on difrnt levels.
Dos who had nt started at all wer viewed as not beign ready.Freshers nw respected each oda accordin 2 d stage dey wer in clearance.
More dan trice,I ws asked,"wat stage r u?" n I wud proudly reply, " bursary stage"it was a prestige.
Now, I ws num 10 in d queue,I ws so hapi cuz I'v neva been so close on d start b4.Little did I knw it'l tak ova 3 hours 2 attend 2 me.
It's all gud anyway,in queues b4,we received first hand scorching 4rm d sun bt in d bursary der wer enuf trees 2 shade us.
It ws nw 11 am, i took d receipt 2 my clearin dest n I ws given four files 2 fill in my info elaborately.
U'l tink dis ws easy,bt d files wer huge n som consider it d most dificlt part.
I placed a passport n one bundle of my six difrnt photocopies on each file.I hv nw used 5 bundles of my 6 photocopies,remainin 1.
Afta filling d file in wat seemed like copyin a full newspaper,I finishd n had 2 staple my documents wit each file.
Getin a stapler isnt usuali a problem,bt 2day it ws.D clearin officers wnt let me use theirs,their face lookd lik those who wer jst attacked by bees.They wer as tired as we were.
After searchin tirelessly,a worker outside offerd 2 staple it 4 me each costing 50naira.

WATCH OUT FOR DAY 4

Asakel: Me sef get DOB ish o
And names too.
Jes hoping the affidavit will solve it.

Mickey7: lol dnt have any problm with my credentials...why shud anyone use diffrnts names for diffrnt documents nd diffrnt dates of birth?trna b smart?knw pple who reduced deir age wen dey were filling in for waec.saying some companies consider age for employment...je pense d only problm i have is my birth certificate. it looks ordinary to me.it wasnt stamped,just d matron's signature

Adex097: wow ......see stapler business o...#time_to_make_money#

*evil-grin*

Thanks bro.

Adex097:
Na football age you use

Metaphycist: Lessons 4rm Day 3
-Always go early
-Dnt bother too much 2 write ur name in d punctuality list.Most often dan not,dey r nt used.
-Always try 2 help odas
- Try buyin a stapler
- Do wat u mst,bt wait patiently
- Make sure ur papers r on point so u dnt get a blow in d eleventh hour.

Mexyz: Hehehehd...nice one metaphycist,wit wat am seeing on ds thread, i see sme people going to jamb's office in abj. #FACT# Adex,did u say ur passport is WINE BACKGROUND? Hmmmm....God help u bro.

Metaphycist: Lessons 4rm Day 3
-Always go early
-Dnt bother too much 2 write ur name in d punctuality list.Most often dan not,dey r nt used.
-Always try 2 help odas
-Try buyin a stapler
- Do wat u mst,bt wait patiently
- Make sure ur papers r on point so u dnt get a blow in d eleventh hour.

Mexyz: Hehehehd...nice one metaphycist,wit wat am seeing on ds thread, i see sme people going to jamb's office in abj. #FACT# Adex,did u say ur passport is WINE BACKGROUND? Hmmmm....God help u bro.

Monsieursuave: .

Derz hardly any diff. No 1 would notice

Mickey7: how much does a stapler cost

Mickey7: it depends sir..der're diffrnt shades of wine...adex haba it's nt lyk it's ur first tym

Monsieursuave: .

Derz hardly any diff. No 1 would notice

Asakel:
Yeah!
Me comot 7yrs 4rm ma real age?
Hope no be problem sha.
:-(

Metaphycist: ..
n holy cow! All my guarantor's
lettas wer on my bed.....

Adex097: wow ......see stapler business o...#time_to_make_money#

*evil-grin*

Thanks bro.

Uzzidili: ah don't think that was the point or was it. Negro was just being sarcastic

ememdee:

Lol.. Just added it to list of things to buy

Adex097:
RACIST!!!

Adex097: Later guys
#movie-movie-movie#

ditrix: correct,wats ur province,mines lagos province 31

benusi:

I've been trying to access my email but it is not opening. pls send me the message on face book: benusi006@yahoo.com

Miscellaneous: When Thomas Edison was interviewed by a young reporter who boldly asked Mr. Edison if he felt like a failure and if he thought he should just give up by now. Perplexed, Edison replied,"Young man, why would I feel like a failure ? And why would I ever give up ? I now know definitively over 9,000 ways that an electric light bulb will not work. Success is almost in my grasp." And shortly after that, and over 10,000 attempts, Edison invented the light bulb.

U got it wrong today doesnt mean u wont get it right the next day. . .you guys should calm down.

And for those that av already given up on d struggle for dis year, pls jst calm down. God is in control. . . I love thomas edison, bill gates and so many others. The teacher of bill gates told him he has block head and nothing good will ever come out. . . today, y'll know who is bill gates in microsoft and programming. Calm down, people will dessert u. . .thats d truth dey dont lyk who failed, ur best friends will jst vanish. . .but dont dat give u time to think without disturbance ? I heard of a student in unizik who lost her life jst afta dis their medicine year 3 exams. .she was shot in d head on her way home .wat abt if she had stayed at home for 3years b4 gaining admission or mayb she stayed home a year b4 she entered, she would av probably meet who will avert dat death. . .do u tink she would av been dead by now ?

There are also cases where someone gains admission and he/she dies mysteriously or during d journey or in the year1.

The devil may av programmed evil for u in uniben or u tink secret cults dont exist ? God knows best. . .the delay is for a purpose. . I av come to realise that God neva make mistake. . .accept ur fate as it is. No one knows tomorrow. . .

@profemmy pls calm down. . . We cant undastand d delay. . .u are one person i would luv to see in uniben. . I jst hope God takes charge.

Psycho Pea: Im d happiest man on earth, hv bin admitted and ws given my course, help me thank d Almighty. Deo gratiars

you don happy now shey? Congrats.

mhizz_bernie: aiit i l ask im hia cus i dnt wish 2 create enemy hia 2.is it only d jamb adm.letter we r 2 print in coloured