Swagalord18:
lolzzz ....u fell 4 it
...i succeeded in making u behave like a DOG!! .....lmao

My bad
*covers face*

Doc_Miss: Oshodin Is Taking us There . But 6000 ?? . This Is serious

oshodin kwa

Adex097:
My bad
*covers face*

...cool.. huh?

(COPIED FROM LAST YEAR'S THREAD)
Dear Newly Admitted
Unibests, you are welcome to
this Great Citadel of learning,
UNIBEN.
Many were Called, Few were
Chosen, is one phrase i can use to Describe your succes at the
Screening Exam(Post Ume). I
once again congratulate you on
your Admission into the
Institution.
I must bring to your awareness that every decision you make at
this tender stage will go a long
way to determine not just how
far but how well you fare in this
institution. Always have this at
the Back of your Mind. By the time you'll be reading
this write up, I Suppose you
should have commenced or
about to commence your
Clearance. First you will have to
do the online Clearance whereby you are expected to
Acknowledge and accept the
Provisional Admission, Login as
a new Student and Submit
some Documents online which
will be requested of you when filling your Bio Data (Pls be very
careful to type in correct info as
it might save you a lot of stress
in the Course of your
Clearance).You are also
expected to scan several Documents (=Your O'level
Result(Original Certificate or
statement of result or online
Print out=Your Original Jamb
result Slip= Your Local Govt Of
Origin or Affidavit of Local Govt of Origin= Your Guarantor's
Letter= Your Acceptance
Letter= Affidavit od Non-
membership of secret Cult=
Affidavit of Good
Conduct=Birth Certificate or Age Declaration Affidavit. etc.)
and submit online
You are expected to have
acquired the scrath Cards which
will be available at designated
Banks for a fee. Below are some samples of
what some of yur Documents
should look like.
Pls note that it is these
Documents which you
submitted to the Uniben Portal that you are expected to come
with when coming for the
Second Clearance/Manual
Clearance...
Once again in the spirit of Love,
I welcome you all to the University of Benin.
HERE'S WHAT
YOUR AFFIDAVIT OF GOOD
CONDUCT SHOULD LOOK LIKE
IN
THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE EDO STATE OF
NIGERIA
IN THE BENIN JUDICIAL
DIVISION
AFFIDAVIT OF GOOD
CONDUCT I, OLOWOLE JETRO (M), a student,
Christian and citizen of Federal
Republic of Nigeria, residing at
No 6 Edo Street , Ekosodin, Edo
State of Nigeria do hereby make
an oath as follows: 1. That I am a 100 level (Full
time) student of the Department
of Dental Surgery, School of
Dentistry, University of Benin,
Benin City.
2. That my Jamb registration no is 82073497EB.
3. That I am aware of the
Rules and Regulations of the
University of Benin.
4. That I will not do anything
to infringe on the rules and regulations of the University.
5. That I will not aid or abet
any activities detrimental to the
smooth running of the
University of Benin.
6. That the University of Benin is at liberty to invoke necessary
disciplinary sanction against me
for acts unbecoming of the
students of the University of
Benin.
7. That I make this solemn declaration conscientiously
believing same to be true and
correct in accordance with the
Bendel State Statutory
Declaration Law of 1976, also
applicable to Edo State. DECLARANT
Sworn to at the High Court of
Justice Registry, Benin City,
This___day of_____2011.
BEFORE ME
COMMISSIONER FOR OATHS. HERE'S WHAT YOUR
AFFIDAVIT OF NON
MEMBERSHIP OF SECRET CULT
SHOULD LOOK LIKE
IN THE HIGH COURT OF
JUSTICE EDO STATE OF
NIGERIA
IN THE BENIN JUDICIAL
DIVISION
AFFIDAVIT OF NON
MEMBERSHIP OF SECRET CULT I, OLOWOLE JETRO (M), a student,
Christian and citizen of Federal
Republic of Nigeria, residing at
No 6 Edo Street , Ekosodin, Edo
State of Nigeria do hereby make
an oath as follows: 1. That I am a 100 level (Full
time) student of the Department
of Dental Surgery, School of
Dentistry, University of Benin,
Benin City.
2. That my Jamb registration no is 82073497EB.
3. That I am aware of the
Rules cult renunciation
Committee recently inaugurated
by the pro-chancellor and
chairmen of the Governing council of the University of
Benin.
4. That I have never been a
member of any secret cult
within or outside the University.
5. That I am not a member or sponsor of any secret cult.
6. That I will never aid or abet
the activities of any secret cult.
7. That from the rules and
regulations of the University, I
am aware that membership of any secret cult is incompatible
with any status as a student of
the University of Benin.
8. That the University of Benin
is at liberty to invoke necessary
disciplinary actions against me for acts unbecoming of a
student of the University of
Benin.
9. That I make this solemn
declaration conscientiously
believing same to be true and correct in accordance with the
Bendel State Statutory
Declaration Law of 1976, also
applicable to Edo State.
DECLARANT
Sworn to at the High Court of Justice Registry, Benin City,
This___day of_____2011.
BEFORE ME
COMMISSIONER FOR OATHS.
HERE'S WHAT YOUR
ACCEPTANCE LETTER SHOULD LOOK LIKE
Ekosodin Ugbowo,
Benin
City,
Edo
State. Nigeria.
January
1st, 2011.
November 13, 2008.
The Registrar
University of Benin, Benin City.
Sir,
ACCEPTANCE LETTER
I, OLOWOLE JETRO humbly
accept the course of study I was
given in your University to study Bachelor in Dental
Surgery in the Department of
Dental Surgery, School of
Dentistry.
I promise to be faithful,
hardworking, dedicated and obey the rules and regulations
governing the University of
Benin.
Thanks for offering me a
chance of admission in your
University. Yours Faithfully
OLOWOLE JETRO
HERE'S WHAT YOUR
ACCEPTANCE LETTER SHOULD
LOOK LIKE
Ekosodin Ugbowo, Benin
City,
Edo
State.
Nigeria.
January 1st, 2011.
November 13, 2008.
The Registrar
University of Benin,
Benin City.
Sir, GUARANTOR
LETTER
I, Mr. OLAOLUWA CHRISTOPHER
humbly stand as a guarantor for
my son OLOWOLE JETRO who
gained admission into your University to study Bachelor in
Dental Surgery in the
Department of Dental Surgery,
School of Dentistry.
He is hardworking, dedicated
and will obey the rules and regulations governing the
University of Benin.I will be
responsible for his school fees
throughout his stay in the Noble
University of Benin.
Yours Faithfully, OLAOLUWA CHRISTOPHER
For all your Affidavits, ensure
you get them signed in any
court of Law in Nigeria.

Adex097:
At least two months after ASUU strike.

#i_stand_to_be_corrected#

Thanks for helping

Chai see formats when i dy plan to uze since! Hope say overload no go cause problem metaphycist?

Hapi Sunday to you all ...jst passing by /_@____@__\

exPLIcit7: I hope you are not trying 2 telme dat the unit 4 heavier is newton(N)...I think d origin of these z dat d guy did not ask his question very wel...what I'm trying 2 say z dat DENSITY determines HEAVINESS... Mass does not determine Heaviness.

And all Social Science students kept quite...Perhaps an argument wic z soc.sci inclined wil keep d thread parallel...lol

odizeey: c dis one sef dey argue,ehen

U think I am as dumb as yuh are!

drake49: oboy na witch jare. No scientist or biological explanatiòn, wat abt the pipo dat c a dark shadow acending up immediately day bkum active?

Som say they c monkeys, accentric persons,shadows etc.they look so real,bt all dese happen while d eyes r still closed.Once d eyes r opened,evrytin becums normal.
.
If witches wnt 2 attack,they sud strike 2 kill.N it happens 2 too much pple 2 tink dat dey wud all hv angered d witches.
Even d spiritual ones atimes experience it.
U might try 2 call d name JESUS bt it'l feel ur mouth z closed n it'l sound faintly.
.
If it ws smtin wizardry,dat name sud drive it...Bt no....Its jst a gap dat fills wit time.

Swagalord18:
yeah ....som even dey hear wierd sounds
....oyibo talk say na when reality still dey mixed wit dreams ....all dose shadows nd soundz na product of ur fear .....na tricks wey brain dey play on us .....okay ...if na winch, ...y d tin dey do almost evribody 4 d world .....oyibo pple too

Bro...mehn seems we tink alike...
@drake...if sm1 is experiencin it n tinks its a snake,it'l be a snake,if he tinks its a lion,it'l be a lion....
Many pple TINK only shadows cn sneak 2 deir room n press dem,dat is why dey see shadows.
Moreova,d earlier u tink of it as a physical blunt,d beta.As it wil mak u less scared afta wakin up n tackle it as evryday accident.

LadyB1195: sadly n luckily 4 me i ws given education and social studies insted of accounting......my aggr is 53

y ur blood dey hot

LadyB1195:
hmmm.......jez joind recently sha[/color/]

[color=#000099]Welcum ma'am!
Watz ya discipline?

iam_slimterry:
U think I am as dumb as yuh are!

lets watch and c,let me nt catch u in benin o,cos u mking mouth here nw,u no go respect ur elders,mk i catch u,u go wish say u no gt admission. I pray mk ur story no b like dat guy wen den bust him head for uniben sport complex

Romanticboy1:




Dis is wah i hate
did any1 force you 2 choose uniben
infact! Dun even go 4 d optometry nd waheva its called
dun wana c u in uniben!
Berra dun choose it next yr!
U hear me zo











#peace

all dose guys wen dey bear i am dis i am dat,dem head no correct o.

Mourinho after everton defeat;ye my head,hospitu hospitu hospitu

Monsieursuave:

Ï dint call any1 a B.

Ï onli exclaimed "b*tch please".

Itz a fairly popular exclamation used extensively on twitter.

It even has a popular funny "face".

ℓ☺ℓ.

Who'z d naïve one now??

dnt mind him..lamar indeed!

ditrix: all dose guys wen dey bear i am dis i am dat,dem head no correct o.

lolz

Sir-Tunechi:

lolz

no b lol mata o,especialy dat slim terry,na urhobo boy o,hm dey do any hw gv him okpako,smh

ditrix: no b lol mata o,especialy dat slim terry,na urhobo boy o,hm dey do any hw gv him okpako,smh

hw tinz

I just went bk to slimterys post,out of 14 post,almost half is aimed at me,nawa o,una no go put una full details so una fit yab ppl anyhw,cos una dey fear,i pray mk i c u for benin,mk i forgt joor,na small tyn dey cos murder case,bt if i kill am,nobody fit catch me

Austino1000: hw tinz

baba wadup,as for me im cool

ditrix: I just went bk to slimterys post,out of 14 post,almost half is aimed at me,nawa o,una no go put una full details so una fit yab ppl anyhw,cos una dey fear,i pray mk i c u for benin,mk i forgt joor,na small tyn dey cos murder case,bt if i kill am,nobody fit catch me

i dy ur back anytym u wan kil am cum borrow my gun

Austin c wetyn u don cause,nw dem don cast ditrix, btw mk una say by to dis syt

Sir-Tunechi:

i dy ur back anytym u wan kil am cum borrow my gun

no u shoot hm dick i go shoot hm balls

ditrix: lets watch and c,let me nt catch u in benin o,cos u mking mouth here nw,u no go respect ur elders,mk i catch u,u go wish say u no gt admission. I pray mk ur story no b like dat guy wen den bust him head for uniben sport complex

I got no muscle to flex buh one thing I ave for yuh is a flat in Kirikiri...not cleared nd yuh are tretning me.Tanx for the heads up nd I'll watch out for Odeezey or watever yur name is...