i no fit shout

Who defiling my KUVUKI?
Whose hand is stinking like this?
Who are these sacrilegious men on the run?

Minister of Def and Info, report to me immediately.
Signed
HRH PRINCE OF KUVUKI.

who dey collect bribe?
@ sam milla,
if say no be you,i for don execute you for high treason

@ holybug
send this communicae,i'm back and plan to deal with any unscrupulous entity

ur confirmation will be considered

comments still reserved

jay accepts mission

you know one for all and all for one

it will hurt me to see you die in battle

Commander Sammy I must commend you for the very good job you've been doing by defending our great kingdom. Don't worry your promotion is being processed. Just in case anybody wants to prove stuborn just get in touch with me sharply.

Signed
Amb. Naijastlye
Kuvukian Representative to the UN

hmmmm

now this is becoming a bitter pill

calling out to all loyalists
as head of kuvuki defenses,lets pitch tent to fight against this insurgents headed by rebel leader sam milla
i will not repeat again that i will crush to air anyone who wants to break kuvuki unity

*dials gunpoint's number. . . . . . i hope he hasnt gone soft in the head*

HAPPY with proceedings and waiting on general sam milla to gimme a lucrative office and also eyeing tessybaby to be my my deputy so i can accomplish my long dreamt fantasy

*if you touch her,i go castrate you*

these laws are still under duress until approved by the joint chiefs
thanks

All hail Kuvuki!!!

good choice man

now Ms Zuby
freedom of the press is not totally encouraged here
who told you the new government has been endorsed?
i can have you arrested for HIGH TREASON
but i'll refrain. . . . . next time,have ur sources correct b4 publishing
otherwise. . . . .

i hereby pledge my loyalty to General Sam Miller. . . . only if my demands are met

1. my salary must compete with Bill Gates monthly income

2. a 20kg bag of fresh weed must be on my desk every morning _{(non-negotiable)}

3. 5 beautiful nland chicks have got to be mine _{(non-negotiable)}

4. dat all fakers disturbing the jokes forum must vacate immediately

5. _{the general must provide the last condition himself!}

Elementus where art thou? You have allowed your Kingdom to be toppled,do you need reinforcement?

waiting for gen.sam milla to let out the list of his officials.

Orders for the arrest of Zuby. Loitering is not allowed.

ALL HAIL KUVUKIANS!

THE LAND IS GREAT ONLY WITH SOME WEED IN YOUR POCKET!

HEHEHEEE

MINISTER OF THE DRUG LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY / AMBASSADOR TO JAMAICA AND COLOMBIA

my speech will come later

Anxiously waiting.

THE SEGUNPC WILL BE THE MINISTER OF WOMEN AFFAIRS

at last i got wat i sought all my life.

i congratulate gen.sam on his inception as the president of kuvuki land.

and i also appreciate him recognising me as a formidable elder statesman in kuvuki land.

and i accept the appointment in good faith.

i ll let all the women in kuvuki land know how i plan to run my office in the land.

once again i say 10x to gen.sam milla.

wait till u grow beards under ur teeth!