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Kuvuki Land by elementus: 10:20am On Feb 29, 2008
I just came back from kuvuki land
it was a nice and lovely place to be
share this experince with me
dont shout oh ok!

King Mswati does it again, The 2006 version of his "Reed Dance" sequel. It's become the biggest tourist attraction for kuvukiland.

Re: Kuvuki Land by elementus: 10:28am On Feb 29, 2008
check this out

Re: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 8:46am On Mar 03, 2008
element is this how all the ladies in kuvuki dress?

if yes then i ll love to be there!

and the first pics is cute and the second is the bomb.

oh i love kuvuki[b] grin[/b]
Re: Kuvuki Land by kolaoloye(m): 10:51am On Mar 03, 2008
@segunpc,
YOU BETTER WATCH WHERE YOU GO THIS YEAR.
Re: Kuvuki Land by clemcykul(f): 11:57am On Mar 03, 2008
*buys flight ticket to kuvuki*

elementus the first pix must be u, and i must confess ur beautiful and collected kiss
and as for our kuvuki dancers theve got some developing,developed and under developed boobies grin
Re: Kuvuki Land by Lohlarh(f): 12:51pm On Mar 03, 2008
Segun u go run down o, na dis kain tin we go see sm pple for cool
Re: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 1:20pm On Mar 03, 2008
lorlarh na why u dey yarn like this na?

why i no go like a place wey be say na free show.

and i want to beg for apology frm saucekid cos i don blast am not knowing i ll still NEED to visit his land.

pls forgive this harmless immigrant of urs and i promise to handle ya babes with kia grin
Re: Kuvuki Land by elementus: 2:02pm On Mar 03, 2008
clemcy thanks jare
kuvuki is a lovly place and dat was not my picture

segunpc u need to go to kuvuki land and i know what your pix will look like

Re: Kuvuki Land by Lohlarh(f): 2:28pm On Mar 03, 2008
make una no sha go carry sometin else dre o grin

use protection angry sado
Re: Kuvuki Land by elementus: 2:37pm On Mar 03, 2008
lohlarh thanks for the advice i will stick to dat grin grin
Re: Kuvuki Land by MrTurkey(m): 2:45pm On Mar 03, 2008
okay, now i don't know if saucekid is aware of these usurpers, are y'all sure you got the right place, cos i ain't seen anybody that's seen the kid in this wonderful new land of your's
Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 2:46pm On Mar 03, 2008
clemcykul:

*buys flight ticket to kuvuki*

elementus the first pix must be u, and i must confess your beautiful and collected kiss
and as for our kuvuki dancers theve got some developing,developed and under developed boobies grin
*gets d last ticket to kuvuki*. . .lucky me, anymore passenger wld av to board d luggage compartment
Re: Kuvuki Land by seunspice(m): 2:49pm On Mar 03, 2008
holy ravioli!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Kuvuki Land by Opoki(m): 3:05pm On Mar 03, 2008
@ poster,
Can i board a bus to kuvuki land?
Re: Kuvuki Land by alsheex(m): 3:23pm On Mar 03, 2008
holythug:

*gets d last ticket to kuvuki*. . .lucky me, anymore passenger would av to board d luggage compartment

HOLY PLEASE I GO FIT GET AM 4 BLACK MARKET? I GO TRIPLE THE PRICE, I SWEAR!!!!!
Re: Kuvuki Land by clemcykul(f): 3:26pm On Mar 03, 2008
u wey nevr ever see plane shocked shocked shocked shocked

buses, trains,flights, canoes, boat, ships,bicycles, jet, cars,911 are all filled up embarassed the only mean of transportation is gere-gere used by kids and off course wheel barrow grin

ure all welcome to our new moon festival grin elebaby keep the posting the pics grin
Re: Kuvuki Land by Lohlarh(f): 3:28pm On Mar 03, 2008
why d rush for kuvuki land come plenty like dis? Ha una go run down o
Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 3:35pm On Mar 03, 2008
no need to ask VISA don finish
Lohlarh:


why d rush for kuvuki land come plenty like this? Ha una go run down o
alsheex:

HOLY PLEASE I GO FIT GET AM 4 BLACK MARKET? I GO TRIPLE THE PRICE, I SWEAR!!!!!
o boy u no go fit follow us o, except u go grab 1 of d wings of d plane & if u fall, on ur own o
Re: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 3:43pm On Mar 03, 2008
kai i can't wait to b on board kuvuki airways.

element and lorlarh are going to b my room-mates and am sure am gonna ve a good time there.

element pls and pls i must see that very girl beside in kuvuki cos the her tit is doing mejigbijigbi .

in fact i go live on it and am sure i ll get a lot of milk and grow fat and strong.

10x element.
Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 4:24pm On Mar 03, 2008
u are all welcome
Re: Kuvuki Land by folly69(m): 4:35pm On Mar 03, 2008
hmmmmn saucekid u better make sure say kuvuki land dey safe enuff 4 im citizens cus de rate wey Nlders dey fly go dere,make dem no go corrupt de place o!!
Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 4:38pm On Mar 03, 2008
haba. . .we NLders r nt corrupt, we r only plain & dont u claim to b holy cos u no holy pass me
Re: Kuvuki Land by elementus: 4:56pm On Mar 03, 2008
segun na there u go die u havnt seen anytin yet
kuvuki is not for people like u sha
u will misuse the chance given to u.
I am sure that saucekid will make dat u dont get visa go kuvuki land ohhhhhhhhhhhh grin grin grin
just check dis babes out

Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 5:08pm On Mar 03, 2008
checked out. . . tongue kiss cant wait for d plane to take off, *quickly packin luggages, including condoms into d suitcase*
Re: Kuvuki Land by folly69(m): 5:14pm On Mar 03, 2008
u must b 1 sorry ass thug ,imagine tryin to take advantage of those poor gals tongue
Re: Kuvuki Land by elementus: 5:19pm On Mar 03, 2008
holythug u wont be allowed to enter into kuvuki land cos i hav already given instruction dat u shld be deported on the point of entry.

repent and the kingdom of kuvuki will allow u 6hrs only permission from suacekid
Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 5:21pm On Mar 03, 2008
on my knees cry
Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 5:21pm On Mar 03, 2008
i cant afford to miss it
Re: Kuvuki Land by tytylayor: 5:26pm On Mar 03, 2008
i tink every rod shud be covered wit rubber b4 entering into Kuvuki land grin grin grin
Re: Kuvuki Land by elementus: 5:39pm On Mar 03, 2008
lol thug your sins has been 4given but plane to kuvuki land once in 2months and the plane left y/day so u hav to wait for the next plane going to kuvuki in may.

however, suacekid private jet flys to kuvuki minimum of once a day.
Re: Kuvuki Land by gunpoint(m): 5:44pm On Mar 03, 2008
Aftr viewin d fotos bust out singin
*take me der, i wana go der, tak me der, lets go der*
Kuvuki is most def d nxt place i'm gona conquer

angry angry angry
Re: Kuvuki Land by delib: 5:55pm On Mar 03, 2008
imagine

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