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Re: Kuvuki Land by Jeovy(m): 1:45pm On Jul 02, 2008
eya princess,you hate me like this,I can be sure for gunpoint but not you
Re: Kuvuki Land by princesa(f): 3:02pm On Jul 02, 2008
thats what i call misplaced prority or is it misplaced respect
Re: Kuvuki Land by tufe(m): 5:29pm On Jul 02, 2008
hmmmmm, a lot has really happened behind my back
Re: Kuvuki Land by princesa(f): 6:39pm On Jul 02, 2008
but i still hav eyes for you
welcome
Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 6:45pm On Jul 02, 2008
dis wan dey clinch. . . na wa o, u wan bcome 1st lady by force?
Re: Kuvuki Land by princesa(f): 7:10pm On Jul 02, 2008
wetin u no grin
Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 9:14pm On Jul 02, 2008
he know something na
Re: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 10:59pm On Jul 02, 2008
Well as the Head of Chiefs, Kuvuki Land, i plead that all citizens come out en masse and support me/others for the Gulder Ultimate Search programme

The organisers dont know who I am, so it wld be nice if my citizens storm the venue with Placards.

I would be very grateful if i see any Kuvukian.

ONE PLOT OF LAND FOR EVERY SUPPORTER AT THE VENUE.

Thanks


Ituen
Head, Kuvuki Chief


cc: Saucekid - Defense Minister
Tufe - High Chief
Migines - High Chief
Jaymobb - Town Crier
BenJay - Mass Mobiliser
Other respectful citizens of Kuvuki Land
Re: Kuvuki Land by Katigurl: 11:21pm On Jul 02, 2008
Gulder Ultimate Search for what? undecided
Re: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 12:13am On Jul 03, 2008
black n white TV no good oh!!
Re: Kuvuki Land by Jeovy(m): 8:35am On Jul 03, 2008
cover the screen with coloured lylon
Re: Kuvuki Land by clemcykul(f): 9:37am On Jul 03, 2008
good idea grin
Re: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 1:00pm On Jul 03, 2008
d guy ask question make una try answer na! grin
Re: Kuvuki Land by elementus: 1:51pm On Jul 03, 2008
hello all kuvukian blessing to u all
i just got back from kuvuki land and i want to inform u all that there will be a summer party in 4weeks time at kuvuki land. 9ice, tuface, mode9, femi kuti, asha, tumaya, Dbanj and all mohits star, rugged man, snoppy doggy, 50cent, R.kelly and lil wanye will all be performing live at kuvuki land

Pls note that visa and approval will be done by kuvuki chief. U can contact them for more information and details

elementus the originator of kuvuki trend.
Re: Kuvuki Land by Jeovy(m): 2:22pm On Jul 03, 2008
Go and eat
Re: Kuvuki Land by clemcykul(f): 2:48pm On Jul 03, 2008
buhahaha
Re: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 4:09pm On Jul 03, 2008
if fatai rolling dollar is not performing then am not cumming! grin
Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 6:31pm On Jul 03, 2008
see ya bend brain grin
Re: Kuvuki Land by princesa(f): 6:48pm On Jul 03, 2008
if beyonce is not coming too, am not coming angry
Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 6:53pm On Jul 03, 2008
beyounce ko! rihanna ni!
if ibkaye no come, i no come
Re: Kuvuki Land by princesa(f): 6:55pm On Jul 03, 2008
ituen:

Well as the Head of Chiefs, Kuvuki Land, i plead that all citizens come out en masse and support me/others for the Gulder Ultimate Search programme

The organisers don't know who I am, so it would be nice if my citizens storm the venue with Placards.

I would be very grateful if i see any Kuvukian.

ONE PLOT OF LAND FOR EVERY SUPPORTER AT THE VENUE.

Thanks


Ituen
Head, Kuvuki Chief


cc: Saucekid - Defense Minister
Tufe - High Chief
Migines - High Chief
Jaymobb - Town Crier
BenJay - Mass Mobiliser
Other respectful citizens of Kuvuki Land




see them all with their stomach churning aura
will sombody tell whoeva cares to know that i hate kukuvi

@sauce
no worry she go come
Re: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 10:19pm On Jul 03, 2008
why wont you hate kuvuki?

Inside uvuki, no man like you

outside kuvuki both man n woman hate you
Re: Kuvuki Land by princesa(f): 12:12pm On Jul 04, 2008
i really dnt care cool
Re: Kuvuki Land by Nella(f): 2:01pm On Jul 04, 2008
Ituenlink=topic=116424.msg2459343#msg2459343 date=1215169946:


Well as the Head of Chiefs, Kuvuki Land, i plead that all citizens come out en masse and support me/others for the Gulder Ultimate Search programme

The organisers don't know who I am, so it would be nice if my citizens storm the venue with Placards.

I would be very grateful if i see any Kuvukian.

ONE PLOT OF LAND FOR EVERY SUPPORTER AT THE VENUE.

Thanks


Ituen
Head, Kuvuki Chief


cc: Saucekid - Defense Minister
      Tufe - High Chief
      Migines - High Chief
      Jaymobb - Town Crier
      BenJay - Mass Mobiliser
      Other respectful citizens of Kuvuki Land



Chei! shocked see as all of them dey run go rule Kuvuki land! All because of one thing! Abeg oo, make una no go impregnate all the females there say una dey rule oo, undecided
Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 2:54pm On Jul 04, 2008
if lysaa, beauteous, holychic, ibk. . . & fela no come, i no dey come
Re: Kuvuki Land by clemcykul(f): 4:15pm On Jul 04, 2008
if clifford orji no come, i go go
Re: Kuvuki Land by segunpc(m): 4:26pm On Jul 04, 2008
na u tell u say na him b d only cannibal wey dey area? grin
Re: Kuvuki Land by princesa(f): 5:16pm On Jul 04, 2008
I WONDER
WHEN SEG DEY AREA grin
Re: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 12:03am On Jul 05, 2008
i wonder where saucekid is?
Re: Kuvuki Land by Jeovy(m): 7:30am On Jul 05, 2008
sourcing for another kid
Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 7:46am On Jul 05, 2008
saucekid. . . dey do enviromental for kirikiri
Re: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 8:00am On Jul 05, 2008
see money !!!!

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