One day little Johnny was walking up a hill
pulling his red wagon behind him
saying,"Bleep this," "Bleep that."
The town priest hears this and walks up to
Johnny and says,"You shouldn't swear like
that, Johnny. God is all around us."
"Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny.
"Yes," says the priest.
"Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny.
"Yes," says the priest."
Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny.
"Yes," says the priest.
"Well tell him to get the Bleep out and
push!!!"

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