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MR Ogbuvugbuvu..........blockbuster Joke by bingbagbo(m): 7:09pm On Jan 16, 2013
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Kwaata's daughter, Erimma was not doing well at school,
So he hired a home teacher for her, the Teacher was Mr OGBUVUGBUVU.
mR OGBUVUGBUVU asked Kwaata which subjects he will teach Erimma and Kwaata replied "all subjects"
After six months, Kwaata found out that Erimma was pregnant, so he asked her and she confessed it was MR OGBUVUGBUVU who was responsible.
"So where did he make you pregnant?" Kwaata asked
Errimma replied "Daddy in the garden!!" grin
Kwaata was angry, so he summoned MR OGBUVGBUVU.

Kwaata: mr man, what did i employ u for?

MR OGBUVUBGUVU: That's a steewpid question, u know i teach

Kwaata: Who made Erimma pregnant?

MR OGBUVUGBUVU: Another steewpid one, u know it me

Kwwaata: listen, was that part of the teaching work?

MR OGBUVUGBUVU: of course, remember, u asked me to teach all subjects? so i taught her all....besides when last did you pay me?..i had to compensate myself with your daughter . Now tell me oga Kwaata, who is responsible for " drupy", the family dog's pregnancy?

Kwaata: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! we can settle this amicably now sah grin



Erimma miscarried instantly grin[/b]
Re: MR Ogbuvugbuvu..........blockbuster Joke by bunmioguns(m): 7:22pm On Jan 16, 2013
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Re: MR Ogbuvugbuvu..........blockbuster Joke by Nobody: 7:34pm On Jan 16, 2013
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Re: MR Ogbuvugbuvu..........blockbuster Joke by bingbagbo(m): 7:56pm On Jan 16, 2013
~vicky~:
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liar, this joke is a virgin........i just composed it angry
Re: MR Ogbuvugbuvu..........blockbuster Joke by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jan 16, 2013
bin gbagbo:


liar, this joke is a virgin........i just composed it angry
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Re: MR Ogbuvugbuvu..........blockbuster Joke by bingbagbo(m): 5:38pm On Jan 17, 2013
PretiEbony: virgin joke cheesy cheesy cheesy



are u a VIRGIN? angry
Re: MR Ogbuvugbuvu..........blockbuster Joke by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:51pm On Jan 17, 2013
Nice 'joke'.
Re: MR Ogbuvugbuvu..........blockbuster Joke by Nobody: 11:38pm On Jan 17, 2013
bin gbagbo: are u a VIRGIN? angry
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Re: MR Ogbuvugbuvu..........blockbuster Joke by Lagusta(m): 12:02am On Jan 19, 2013
PretiEbony: I'm nad Holy Mary tongue tongue

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Re: MR Ogbuvugbuvu..........blockbuster Joke by bingbagbo(m): 11:17pm On Jan 03, 2016
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