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Computer Short Keys by ibkdikson: 9:23am On Mar 01, 2008
1. CTRL T ------------------ TOTO
2. CTRL O------------------- OMU
3. CTRL A------------------- APO
4. CTRL I-------------------- IDI
5. CTRL W------------------- WIFE
6 CTRL K--------------------- KISS
7 CTRL F--------------------- Bleep
8 CTRL R--------------------- RAPE
9 CTRL B---------------------BREAST

give it a trial!!!! ,
ibkdikson.

nice weekend!!!
Re: Computer Short Keys by deviduff(m): 9:45am On Mar 01, 2008
this guy is obviously a bufoon or a retard.money spent on raising you should have used a starting a poultry.it would have brought more satisfaction to your parents.
Re: Computer Short Keys by delib: 10:30am On Mar 01, 2008
deviduff:

this guy is obviously a bufoon or a retard.money spent on raising you should have used a starting a poultry.it would have brought more satisfaction to your parents.
babydavid when did u join nairaland and must you talk to people like this, you had better watch your mouth.
Re: Computer Short Keys by ibkdikson: 11:09am On Mar 01, 2008
deviduff:

this guy is obviously a bufoon or a retard.money spent on raising you should have used a starting a poultry.it would have brought more satisfaction to your parents.
wetin concern you and my parent? you better go learn more about computer if you dont no computer short keys.
Re: Computer Short Keys by ituen(m): 1:53pm On Mar 01, 2008
:-x
Re: Computer Short Keys by kronkykay(m): 12:55am On Mar 02, 2008
@devidduff

na wa oo. . . . .u get fire ontop ya tongue ooo. . . ,

no be so naa. . . . .let the guy express im small level of literacy abeg. . .
Re: Computer Short Keys by ituen(m): 3:26am On Mar 02, 2008
e don tey the boy yab person na
Re: Computer Short Keys by ibkdikson: 9:19am On Mar 02, 2008
kronkykay:

@devidduff

na wa oo. . . . .u get fire ontop ya tongue ooo. . . ,

no be so naa. . . . .let the guy express im small level of literacy abeg. . .
wetin concern you and the fire wey i get on top my tongue? how u dey
Re: Computer Short Keys by delib: 9:42am On Mar 02, 2008
this na big fight oo
Re: Computer Short Keys by kronkykay(m): 11:11am On Mar 02, 2008
ibkdikson:

wetin concern you and the fire wey i get on top my tongue? how u dey

na wa oooo

i just realize say your brain dey hang during boot-up. . . .  . . . . .no vex say i interupt the process

so u are ibkdikson and deviduff at the same time


i now see why your fada named u dickson. . . . . BLOODY son of a D1CK!
Re: Computer Short Keys by ibkdikson: 12:05pm On Mar 02, 2008
kronkykay:

na wa oooo

i just realize say your brain dey hang during boot-up. . . . . . . . .no vex say i interupt the process

so u are ibkdikson and deviduff at the same time


i now see why your fada named u dickson. . . . . BLOODY son of a D1CK!
wetin concern you? amebo. you better go work
Re: Computer Short Keys by delib: 12:09pm On Mar 02, 2008
ibkdikson take it easy here
Re: Computer Short Keys by ituen(m): 12:34pm On Mar 02, 2008
Shutup Delib,

E don tey wey fight happen for NLD.

Adds more methylated spirit to the sore
Re: Computer Short Keys by kronkykay(m): 12:49pm On Mar 02, 2008
ibkdikson:

wetin concern you? amebo. you better go work


~YABA-LEFT-SIDE DISCHARGE CERTIFICATE~


THIS DUDE HAS BEEN DUELY CERTIFIED RETARDED. NO FURTHER CLAIMS OF SANITY CAN BE MADE.













ibkdikson. . . .i know u are reading this upside down. . . . try and get your clogged head outta your back pocket. . . . . . . . .maybe u could start thinking for a while. . . , .
















S0n0fad1ck!
Re: Computer Short Keys by delib: 12:51pm On Mar 02, 2008
ituen u told me to make peace on here u rememba?
Re: Computer Short Keys by ibkdikson: 12:56pm On Mar 02, 2008
kronkykay:


~YABA-LEFT-SIDE DISCHARGE CERTIFICATE~


THIS DUDE HAS BEEN DUELY CERTIFIED RETARDED. NO FURTHER CLAIMS OF SANITY CAN BE MADE.





oni je







ibkdikson. . . .i know u are reading this upside down. . . . try and get your clogged head out of your back pocket. . . . . . . . .maybe u could start thinking for a while. . . , .
















S0n0fad1ck!
Re: Computer Short Keys by ituen(m): 1:01pm On Mar 02, 2008
Delib, there are times u allow trouble reign so that peace can reside
Re: Computer Short Keys by delib: 1:04pm On Mar 02, 2008
ituen:

Delib, there are times u allow trouble reign so that peace can reside
so lets gooooooo
Re: Computer Short Keys by ituen(m): 6:32pm On Mar 02, 2008
as an elder, i gotta stay n watch

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