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9 Shocking Cases Of When You Are Too Fat To…(crack Your Ribs) by nigerianjury(f): 8:23am On Jan 19, 2013
Too fat to murder

A new documentary is set to reveal the astonishing true life story of a woman who testified falsely to murder but was found innocent on the grounds that her burgeoning obesity could never have allowed her to commit the crime. TLC's Half-Ton Killer? tells of how, in March 2008, Texan Mayra Rosales, 31, told police officers that she had killed her two-year-old nephew, Eliseo Jr, by accidentally rolling on top of him while babysitting. Due to her 1,100lb frame, Mayra imagined her story to be believable, until doctors revealed that the boy could only have died from a blow to the head. Then her attorney's main argument for her defense became the reality that she was so big she couldn't move her arm.

After lying to the authorities, Mayra eventually confessed the truth. She had invented the story to protect her sister Jaime, whom she claimed had struck the boy various times over his body with a hairbrush earlier the same day

Re: 9 Shocking Cases Of When You Are Too Fat To…(crack Your Ribs) by nigerianjury(f): 8:26am On Jan 19, 2013
Too fat to go to jail

A man considered too obese to be jailed for an altercation at a pub has spoken out about escaping prison time. Shepparton man Claude Jackson is currently doing community service for smashing a glass over another man's head at a Shepparton bar on January 14, 2007. The victim, Tim Kirkman, received a 4cm cut to his neck in the incident and required hospital treatment. Jackson pleaded guilty to recklessly causing serious injury and affray.

A medical report submitted to the Victorian County Court sitting at Shepparton said Mr Jackson, who weighed 190kg, had suffered three heart attacks earlier in life and suffered from ongoing arthritis, sleep apnoea and other weight-related ailments. It said he had once weighed up to 234kg and that "morbid obesity" had been present all his life. The medical report also warned that a jail term would "create great problems" for his health.

While reluctant to talk about the incident, the 21-year-old said he was deeply sorry and had been keeping out of trouble since the barroom brawl

Re: 9 Shocking Cases Of When You Are Too Fat To…(crack Your Ribs) by ITbomb(m): 9:14am On Jan 19, 2013
I believe the post that has been hidden is what I had been waiting for.
'Too fat to fvrk'
Re: 9 Shocking Cases Of When You Are Too Fat To…(crack Your Ribs) by nigerianjury(f): 1:09pm On Jan 19, 2013
ITbomb: I believe the post that has been hidden is what I had been waiting for.
'Too fat to fvrk'
It was actually too fat to go to work, too fat to go to jail, etc but the moderator is just a funny hater. They dont even let me post. I wonder this kind of attitude
Re: 9 Shocking Cases Of When You Are Too Fat To…(crack Your Ribs) by nigerianjury(f): 1:53pm On Jan 19, 2013
Too fat to be executed

A condemned Ohio inmate who weighs at least 480 pounds wants his upcoming execution delayed, saying his weight could lead to a 'torturous and lingering death.' Ronald Post, who shot and killed a hotel clerk in northern Ohio almost 30 years ago, said his weight, vein access, scar tissue and other medical problems raise the likelihood his executioners would encounter severe problems. He's also so big that the execution gurney might not hold him, lawyers for Post said in federal court papers filed. Post, 53, is scheduled to die Jan. 16 for the 1983 death of 53-year-old Helen Vantz in Elyria who was robbed before found shot twice in the back of her head.


Post has tried losing weight, but knee and back problems have made it difficult to exercise, according to his court filing

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