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Question For Our Romance Audience by ashmanpolo: 3:11pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
A guy was dating this girl for over a year, he got tired of the relationship. One evening he took the girl out to a bar. He bought her a bottle of malt and a bottle of stout for himself. Then he now gave her the news, that it is over between them. The girl started crying but 20mins later she started laughing as in ROTFLAO. The guy was confused and asked why she was suddenly happy. The girl now showed him the maltina cork he'd bought for her. She just won N20 million. If u are d guy what will u do, if u are the girl what will u do? |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by Nobody: 3:19pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
20million ni? For inside bottle cork ba? Well, i'll join her in rotflmao cos we all knw as far as Naija promo is concerned,u aint getting a penny. |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
If I was the girl, I'd tell the guy, "so long, suckerrrrrrrrr!!!" |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by Nobody: 3:25pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
ItsModella: If I was the girl, I'd tell the guy, "so long, suckerrrrrrrrr!!!"Sucker?? What has he been suckìng... |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by Acidosis(m): 3:26pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
I'll tell her; April fool |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by 190theclown: 3:26pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
I'l simply tell her I'm testing her loyalty and never meant those words |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
binger: Sucker?? What has he been suckìng...Sucker is an American slang for a fool or a person who just got screwed (as in messed up) |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by 190theclown: 3:31pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
ItsModella: Binger thought u meant sucking the-koko With his evil dirty mind |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
190-the-clown: I already told him that he has a dirty mind.. |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by ashmanpolo: 3:36pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
binger: Sucker?? What has he been suckìng... Oh gosh, I needa buy you another mind |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by Nobody: 3:57pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
ItsModella:Oh seriously? U think i didn't know what sucker meant?? Hehe...such a learner |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
ashmanpolo:Remember to give them the change,kid... |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
binger: Oh seriously? U think i didn't know what sucker meant?? Hehe...such a learneroh puh-lease, you didn't know.. |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by Nobody: 4:01pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
190-the-clown:hehe...it takes a dirty mind to recognise a familiar |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by Nobody: 4:03pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
ItsModella:You're still a learner |
Re: Question For Our Romance Audience by ashmanpolo: 5:11pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
binger: Remember to give them the change,kid... Okay...little soldier |
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