Fynestboi: Just sitdwn 4 mai relaxatn theatre chilling with mai agbado nd corn nd alomo sugar viewing as d drama 4 mai 15D as dey go sitngg dose sellng nd buying..... Lyk ayam enjoyn. It gan... Koma lobeeeee
.. *eeee u comot head ma see road clearly*

alomo?..hope its nt d xam alomo 2 face takesz

mohitgupta: Guys I am running a career related website, lets have a look
http://sarkarinaukri-results-admitcard..com

. Sire, we noe see our indigenous universities oo... Abi which one be palamuru university

papindinho: gbam!!!! btw shey na crash-land abi na crash-flight happen ni.....lolz #abi u get estate for sahara desert.......

lolz,waitin 4 my privat ship...

Kendzyma: lolz,waitin 4 my privat ship...

haha?? inside Sahara desert?? Na sand go float the ship

Samtolly4JESUS: This guy dey Heaven sha! no wonder you're confused!.. Those Forbidden fruits inside garden of Eden is getting you confused abi??.. #winks#

..i neva reach dat plz na,ma no go area...tank God i neva tak..d sight of dos angelz reminds me of alomo..*i hp God isnt hearin diz caus if e iz,my guy!*

jakesund: I'll like to address the whole house...

Morning fellow aspirants..
And shadow aspirants as well
In as much as i would like to bash saheven ,i think i'll let it go ..its kinda hard but i just have to...i'm sorry to disappoint those looking forward to that ..well this room should be for the benefit of all,and it would be selfish of me to turn it into a warzone..

For the first time in ma life,i'm walking away from a provocation ...and it feels good...


I'm also sorry to disappoint some haters , i wont be relenting in ma efforts to make this thread lively while praying we all get to the promise land(oau) this year...

Without criticism how can we get better...

We must value peace above our ego

i luff u all so mush but i still love ma gahrie more


##jake stops a bike##

bikeman : where u dey go

JAKE : e no too far..

Bikeman : oga na where na

JAKE : dreamland,how much

Bikeman : #500

JAKE : na witch u wan carry

bikeman : una plenty na

JAKE : who plenty

bike man : look ya back na

##jake looks back and still cant see anyone and starts to freak out##

bikeman : una dey go ni?

JAKE : Oga if na play stop am

bikeman : i serious...look ya back u go see them..fyn boys and girls in oau matric gown

JAKE : oh...u mean ma shadow aspirants?

Bikeman : e be like so

JAKE : oga dey go we go trek


##bike man zooms off....and jake brings out SHADOW KOBOKO...turns back and smiles##

JAKE : i will flog d shadow out of u ..una must be visible aspirants by force

lolz..... That's it oga mi..... Human beings (beans) dey do like toin toin atyms..... Jah Bless u oga mi

Kendzyma: ..i neva reach dat plz na,ma no go area...tank God i neva tak..d sight of dos angelz reminds me of alomo..*i hp God isnt hearin diz caus if e iz,my guy!*

na direct entry to that Hell you dey remember oooo

E be lyk say uniben aspirants don dey shakara o. On behalf of Prof. Omole, i visitd their forum jst 2 see dat they are in dia page 300plus while oau aspirants are stil battling 2 complete page 166. In order 2 make great Ife great,we've decided 2 employ some nairalanders here 2 kip d thread muvin so dat we wil soon catch up wit dem. If u no get job 4 house,abeg signify nw b4 we gv it out 2 oda skus 2 kom nd post on our thread. Salary z very attractive, admission z sure! Hurry nw nd grab ur post...

Timichael: E be lyk say uniben aspirants don dey shakara o. On behalf of Prof. Omole, i visitd their forum jst 2 see dat they are in dia page 300plus while oau aspirants are stil battling 2 complete page 166. In order 2 make great Ife great,we've decided 2 employ some nairalanders here 2 kip d thread muvin so dat we wil soon catch up wit dem. If u no get job 4 house,abeg signify nw b4 we gv it out 2 oda skus 2 kom nd post on our thread. Salary z very attractive, admission z sure! Hurry nw nd grab ur post...

salary?*remvin hand frm gari*...just to kip it flowing? Guy plz no giv anibody d job...i can do it alone,xo hw many thousands ar we talkin about

Timichael: E be lyk say uniben aspirants don dey shakara o. On behalf of Prof. Omole, i visitd their forum jst 2 see dat they are in dia page 300plus while oau aspirants are stil battling 2 complete page 166. In order 2 make great Ife great,we've decided 2 employ some nairalanders here 2 kip d thread muvin so dat we wil soon catch up wit dem. If u no get job 4 house,abeg signify nw b4 we gv it out 2 oda skus 2 kom nd post on our thread. Salary z very attractive, admission z sure! Hurry nw nd grab ur post...

Go hire Frank Edoho.. Make he dey ask us questions....

Or , Go wake Chinua Achebe to tell us stories so Things no go fall apart...
#abi wetin you think?

Kendzyma: salary?*remvin hand frm gari*...just to kip it flowing? Guy plz no giv anibody d job...i can do it alone,xo hw many thousands ar we talkin about

just 2 noni

Samtolly4JESUS: na direct entry to that Hell you dey remember oooo

na xoo..i dey xee alomo and hell...and alxo flyin bak and repentanc..xo i chos d latter

Kendzyma: salary?*remvin hand frm gari*...just to kip it flowing? Guy plz no giv anibody d job...i can do it alone,xo hw many thousands ar we talkin about

omole no wan pay o, i wil jst gv u #5 4rm my pocket make u buy kulikuli 4 ur gaari nd get d job done. Bt mind u, u av 2 pay tithe o, nd i think i'm fit 2 av dat.

Samtolly4JESUS: just 2 noni

oh! U mean per page!?*smilin @ d sight of a dream vistd canteen 4 my street*

Samtolly4JESUS: Go hire Frank Edoho.. Make he dey ask us questions....

Or , Go wake Chinua Achebe to tell us stories so Things no go fall apart...
#abi wetin you think?

ehn, d tin eazy nw, shebi 1 guy get connectnz 4 heaven, we wil beg him 2 tell chinua achebe 2 contribute 2 our thread. May be u cn gv him money make him travel 2 heaven. Me busy ntemi

Samtolly4JESUS: eku igbaladun oo! Ajepe aye oo

ajepe aye keh pours alomo sugar 4 bdy abeg no distract mai attentn jhor

Kendzyma: alomo?..hope its nt d xam alomo 2 face takesz

check am wella am own is nt bitter mai own is sugar alomo

Fynestboi: check am wella am own is nt bitter mai own is sugar alomo

he! I wnda wat dat 1 does to d system*cnfusd*

Fynestboi: ajepe aye keh pours alomo sugar 4 bdy abeg no distract mai attentn jhor

why you kon serious like this?? You det write post graduate exams??

Sister Chiamaka, we don sight you again oo

Kendzyma: oh! U mean per page!?*smilin @ d sight of a dream vistd canteen 4 my street*

per page ke??. Till we reach 300 level ni oo

Breaking news
reported by bory09 from the vc office
some may be given admission to obafemi awolowo university through obafemi awolowo of nairaland courtesy of their strength in posting on nairaland. OAN is our new annex where student are tested on the velocity of their love for the school so let every candidate start hitting the keyboard to post anything postable. Thats all for now

Samtolly4JESUS: why you kon serious like this?? You det write post graduate exams??

DIS ONE PASS POST JAMB BOBOYI

If you Love me,send recharge card # 100 mtn and the thread go port from 167-300 trust me ma digit : 08166283721 thanx i dey wait !

x-kid2000:
If you Love me,send recharge card # 100 mtn and the thread go port from 167-300 trust me ma digit : 08166283721 thanx i dey wait !

I DN SEND AM CHECK YOUR INBOX

(Dis is aydesmond nt johntosyne,was banned by d antispam boot )Hmmm,,get mtn free 3 monthbrowsing,av been rockin with dis,tanks to aydesmond.



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Fynestboi: I DN SEND AM CHECK YOUR INBOX

resend,ah no see am... Resend!

x-kid2000:
resend,ah no see am... Resend!

ok

i dn resend am no do wayo 4 me oo i dn send i dn resend sapaly stat urjob

x-kid2000:
If you Love me,send recharge card # 100 mtn and the thread go port from 167-300 trust me ma digit : 08166283721 thanx i dey wait !

its nt about d length,its bout wat we gain frm dis thread


#stayblessed

OYA MAKE WE PLAY DIS BRAINISH GAME IT GOES THUS

TITLE: DNT STAT WAT U CNT FINISH


I WUD WRTE A WORD ND WHOEVER QUOTE IT WUD USE D LAST LETTER TO FORM ANODA WORD

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2. Dnt repeat a word dat had been post earlier
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5. Must gv the meaning of such word
6. Writing d plural of words s nt allow e.g paroles

PENALTY
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2. Wud pay d sum of 3k into mai acct.. Compulsory

3. Wud nt be allow to post until u make d payment...



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