Who is the funniest?1. HAUSA man who
removed
his shoes to enter a taxi.....2.IGBO man
who went
to the bank with a spanner to open a bank
account.3.YORUBA man who went to bed
with a
ruler just to know how long he slept....4.
A TIV
man who watched the news and waved at
the
news reader.5. AN EFIK nurse who woke
up a
sleeping patient simply because she forgot
to
give him sleeping pills....6. AN IGALA man
who
lowered his TV volume because he wanted
to
read a text message..7. AN EDO man who
sprayed himself with mortein to keep
mosquitoes
away......8.AN IKWERE man who polished
his shoes
to take a passport photo.9. AN ISOKO man
who
climbed a mango tree to check if the
mango was
ripe enough then came down and started
stoning
it.....10.A FULANI man who chose to drink
Fanta
because he thought sprite was
unripe ........11.A
GWARI man who saw something that
looked like
shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na
shit
ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....12.AN
IDOMA
man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to Cool FM.
av a nyc dae

Gcool2: Guy,pls aw does it wa bi gbalo?wetin u do to it?u don commot ife?abeg,i wan know.

i didnt rilli sit at hum, i went dere twice, d remaining is personal

Ghydyon: fynest dnt wori ur mum has a beta plan 4 u.i was going 2ru ha diary den i saw d promise she made 4 u on 25/12/13 dat she want 2 buy u planet pluto once d list is out.***dont let ha knw orelse she wont get it 4 u***

Really

interesting
nodhead

Ghydyon: jake micheal neva finish his una jail term ni?

...padi mii...he's still in jail watching naruto

A wonderful morning to y'all

Mehn...this osun osogbo festival is really making osogbo crowded oh make them do quick finish abeg ...

##covers blanket and goes back to bed##

Nairalane: Eternity is Godly is a day that has no sunset : Eternity to the unGodly is a nite that has no sunrise. Dear brethren, Pls, KEEP UR GODLINESS or become a child today.

sir concerning d last quote bfore antispambot ban me..d username is michaeltotti........tanx sir

Morning friends.. how was ur nite??

jakesund: A wonderful morning to y'all

morning boss me

hackex: Morning friends.. how was ur nite??

cool boss, and yours?

jakesund: Mehn...this osun osogbo festival is really making osogbo crowded oh make them do quick finish abeg ...

##covers blanket and goes back to bed##

dats what's up ooooo

I notice dis days dat michaelotti is scarce to POST afta been ban twice...... Coz i knw michael wella well well to dose wey antispambot dn stat awardng with adminsn present congrat to una oooo excluding me coz its nt a new tn to me.......

Adegbemigunjosh: Who is the funniest?1. HAUSA man who
removed
his shoes to enter a taxi.....2.IGBO man
who went
to the bank with a spanner to open a bank
account.3.YORUBA man who went to bed
with a
ruler just to know how long he slept....4.
A TIV
man who watched the news and waved at
the
news reader.5. AN EFIK nurse who woke
up a
sleeping patient simply because she forgot
to
give him sleeping pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted
to read a text message..
7. AN EDO man who
sprayed himself with mortein to keepmosquitoes
away......
8.AN IKWERE man who polished
his shoes to take a passport photo.
9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the
mango was ripe enough then came down and started
stoning
it.....
10.A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe ........
11.A GWARI man who saw something that
looked like
shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na
shit
ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....12.AN
IDOMA
man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to Cool FM.
av a nyc dae

lolz.... GWARI man ni o

papindinho: lolz.... GWARI man ni o

the questn shud ve been WHO MUMU PASS then it goes to GWARI bt abt d funny na all funny...

Adegbemigunjosh: Who is the funniest?1. HAUSA man who
removed
his shoes to enter a taxi.....2.IGBO man
who went
to the bank with a spanner to open a bank
account.3.YORUBA man who went to bed
with a
ruler just to know how long he slept....4.
A TIV
man who watched the news and waved at
the
news reader.5. AN EFIK nurse who woke
up a
sleeping patient simply because she forgot
to
give him sleeping pills....6. AN IGALA man
who
lowered his TV volume because he wanted
to
read a text message..7. AN EDO man who
sprayed himself with mortein to keep
mosquitoes
away......8.AN IKWERE man who polished
his shoes
to take a passport photo.9. AN ISOKO man
who
climbed a mango tree to check if the
mango was
ripe enough then came down and started
stoning
it.....10.A FULANI man who chose to drink
Fanta
because he thought sprite was
unripe ........11.A
GWARI man who saw something that
looked like
shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na
shit
ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....12.AN
IDOMA
man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to Cool FM.
av a nyc dae

TO ME EHN NON IS FUNNY COZ DIS RE ALL EPITOME OF MUMURITY

the strike has been reported to b called off in 2032......
Piece of advice:ladies go nd marry...















Ah dey ground if u wan marry mhee buh on a condition..na u go pay ma dowry oooo..

fYnEsTboII: I notice dis days dat michaelotti is scarce to POST afta been ban twice...... Coz i knw michael wella well well to dose wey antispambot dn stat awardng with adminsn present congrat to una oooo excluding me coz its nt a new tn to me.......

antispamboth jux let d tyn tyar mee..av leaarnt ao to b widaot nairaland sev...tyar tyar of evrytyn,tyard of ASUU,tyard of ohm gan..tyard of naija...tyard of tola sev..she dey treaten...

Of the greatest ife, great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!great ife, great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great ife.

Good morning eyin ogami gbogbo oo

michaeltotti: antispamboth jux let d tyn tyar mee..av leaarnt ao to b widaot nairaland sev...tyar tyar of evrytyn,tyard of ASUU,tyard of ohm gan..tyard of naija...tyard of tola sev..she dey treaten...

ahahah u nt tayad of NIGGA NI? u nt tayad of JAKE na??

AKPOS THE TEACHER
Akpos: "who is the minister of
education?"
Children: "Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan"
Akpos: "who is CBN governor?"
Children: "Aliko Dangote"
Akpos; "who is the minister for
information?".
Children: "Mike Adenuga"
Akpos; "who is the minister for sports.
Children: "Stephen keshi".
Akpos: "Correct! who composed the national anthem of
Nigeria"
Children: "wizkid"
Akpos: "correct" what is 2+5?
Children: "25"
Akpos:- "correct" Akpos:-"what is the capital of Nigeria?"
Children: "Abia-umuahia "
Akpos: "correct, Who is d president of
nigeria?".
Children. "General Muhammadu Buhari"
Akpos:. "Correct! Who stopped the killing of twins".
Children: "Psquare"
Akpos: "correct! who is the minister for
women affairs"
Children: "Genevieve Nnaji"
Akpos: "Correct, Who is d governor of Anambra state?
Children. "Baba Tunde Fashola"
Akpos: "Correct!"
Akpos:- "Good! Clap for yourselves...
(children claps) It's gonna Remain like
that until government increases my salary!!!

O boy,i tire for this thread o,maturity low,see teenagers wey i sure dem don reach 18 19,average 17 sha,haba wetin,make we discussion beta tin na,we no be 12 or 13. If u wanna criticise me you're free,i'd be really hapi if a change can be done. No offence peeps,i still love you all. Abeg about dis predegree cutoff mark,make person help us check senate or giv us gist na.

Sum pple sha maturity is low?? Just because nbdy could help u get pre degree ctmark ryt? Is dat nt y u tnk maturity scarces 4 here, well well well #majen soro ju#

benatex: O boy,i tire for this thread o,maturity low,see teenagers wey i sure dem don reach 18 19,average 17 sha,haba wetin,make we discussion beta tin na,we no be 12 or 13. If u wanna criticise me you're free,i'd be really hapi if a change can be done. No offence peeps,i still love you all. Abeg about dis predegree cutoff mark,make person help us check senate or giv us gist na.

mtcheew u dn kill ya self even b4 seeing knife, i knw its nt ur fault na frustratn no worri u go soon c pesn dat wud leave wats he s dng to elp u go check senate building......

fYnEsTboII: the questn shud ve been WHO MUMU PASS then it goes to GWARI bt abt d funny na all funny...

Exactly...They're all funny..But the Gwari man is the Mumuest of them all..

fYnEsTboII: ahahah u nt tayad of NIGGA NI? u nt tayad of JAKE na??

am tyard of jake gan...buh ah beat am yesterday..dt y he went to slip bck liein dt it osun osogbo festival dt let im slip..na lie ooo

No wonda

michaeltotti: am tyard of jake gan...buh ah beat am yesterday..dt y he went to slip bck liein dt it osun osogbo festival dt let im slip..na lie ooo

fYnEsTboII: TO ME EHN NON IS FUNNY COZ DIS RE ALL EPITOME OF MUMURITY

Mmmmm...funny in d first place no longer funny-CONTRADICTION...ALL IS WELL

benatex: O boy,i tire for this thread o,maturity low,see teenagers wey i sure dem don reach 18 19,average 17 sha,haba wetin,make we discussion beta tin na,we no be 12 or 13. If u wanna criticise me you're free,i'd be really hapi if a change can be done. No offence peeps,i still love you all. Abeg about dis predegree cutoff mark,make person help us check senate or giv us gist na.

oya, give us better topic make we discussion

benatex: O boy,i tire for this thread o,maturity low,see teenagers wey i sure dem don reach 18 19,average 17 sha,haba wetin,make we discussion beta tin na,we no be 12 or 13. If u wanna criticise me you're free,i'd be really hapi if a change can be done. No offence peeps,i still love you all. Abeg about dis predegree cutoff mark,make person help us check senate or giv us gist na.

gat wat ure tryin to say,hadnt bin u said it euphemiously it wuld av bin beta...small small pipu...no vex 4 him o

fYnEsTboII: Really?!

u jxt trust me

Ghydyon: fynest dnt wori ur mum has a beta plan 4 u.i was going 2ru ha diary den i saw d promise she made 4 u on 25/12/13 dat she want 2 buy u planet pluto once d list is out.***dont let ha knw orelse she wont get it 4 u***

I hrd u

Adegbemigunjosh: Who is the funniest?1. HAUSA man who
removed
his shoes to enter a taxi.....2.IGBO man
who went
to the bank with a spanner to open a bank
account.3.YORUBA man who went to bed
with a
ruler just to know how long he slept....4.
A TIV
man who watched the news and waved at
the
news reader.5. AN EFIK nurse who woke
up a
sleeping patient simply because she forgot
to
give him sleeping pills....6. AN IGALA man
who
lowered his TV volume because he wanted
to
read a text message..7. AN EDO man who
sprayed himself with mortein to keep
mosquitoes
away......8.AN IKWERE man who polished
his shoes
to take a passport photo.9. AN ISOKO man
who
climbed a mango tree to check if the
mango was
ripe enough then came down and started
stoning
it.....10.A FULANI man who chose to drink
Fanta
because he thought sprite was
unripe ........11.A
GWARI man who saw something that
looked like
shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na
shit
ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....12.AN
IDOMA
man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to Cool FM.
av a nyc dae

D Gwari man and d dumb Efik nurse follows