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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:06pm On Aug 22, 2013
Oluwatola5: See, wen nxt u jam d@ boy, mayb online or onwire, ax im wut he said about u


whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!...i will beep him on whatsapp angry...michael needs serious flogging grin

hope what he said is'nt about ekiti
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by tIce(m): 5:07pm On Aug 22, 2013
jakesund:

yeah smiley..or may be ROOM 101 where 2 + 2=5 grin
yeeee datz a badman room oooo..........na there we suppose take FG nd ASUU
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:11pm On Aug 22, 2013
Fynestboi: IQ test 1

You have a fox, a chicken and a sack of grain. You must cross a river with only one of them at a time. If you leave the fox with the chicken he will eat it; if youleave the chicken with the grain he will eat it. How can you get all three across safely?

take d chicken across...come back n take d fox across...take d chicken back...drop it and take d sack back...then come back for d chicken LIKE A BOSS cool
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 5:12pm On Aug 22, 2013
jakesund:


whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!...i will beep him on whatsapp angry...michael needs serious flogging grin

hope what he said is'nt about ekiti
Nope ooo, it is about u....d word is heavy das y i'wld rather u hrd it 4rm d horses mouth.....make sure u treat his brain 4 im wif sum dramatic court drama in d bar, dont let im escape ooo
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdedejiSamson(m): 5:13pm On Aug 22, 2013
Gud evening guys. Pls as a graduate from OOU who studied business admin and wish to gain more knowledge by studying law in OAU, what are the requirements?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 5:15pm On Aug 22, 2013
jakesund:

take d chicken across...come back n take d fox across...take d chicken back...drop it and take d sack back...then come back for d chicken LIKE A BOSS cool


WOW!!! Logical reasoning
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:15pm On Aug 22, 2013
T.ice:
yeeee datz a badman room oooo..........na there we suppose take FG nd ASUU

loooooooooooooooolz...oga mii u want make F.G n ASUU faint anytime them hear d word strike grin
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:19pm On Aug 22, 2013
Oluwatola5: Nope ooo, it is about u....d word is heavy das y i'wld rather u hrd it 4rm d horses mouth.....make sure u treat his brain 4 im wif sum dramatic court drama in d bar, dont let im escape ooo

i will teach him how not to inSALT me behind ma back..after i am through with him all he'll know how to do is inSUGAR people smiley

##plucks kpankere and heads to whatsapp##

i'll be back wink
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 5:26pm On Aug 22, 2013
jakesund:

i will teach him how not to inSALT me behind ma back..after i am through with him all he'll know how to do is inSUGAR people smiley

##plucks kpankere and heads to whatsapp##

i'll be back wink
trust u, show im wu z boss and if u dont finish im, dnt com bak er or else i wld finish u coz dis fight is tagged 'fight-2-finish'
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 5:26pm On Aug 22, 2013
jakesund:

i will teach him how not to inSALT me behind ma back..after i am through with him all he'll know how to do is inSUGAR people smiley

##plucks kpankere and heads to whatsapp##

i'll be back wink
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by hackex(m): 5:36pm On Aug 22, 2013
Live updates from campus!!!

Bats have taken control of the skies and have started oppressing students by pooing on their heads around the SUB


cool cool cool
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 5:37pm On Aug 22, 2013
whatsuppin here?what new...jux comin frm d hand of antispambotcheesy
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:38pm On Aug 22, 2013
Oluwatola5: trust u, show im wu z boss and if u dont finish im, dnt com bak er or else i wld finish u coz dis fight is tagged 'fight-2-finish'

##breathing heavily##
i hav...i ha....i have finished him smiley
wish u saw d look on his face when i brought out ma kpankere....he was like ''pls have mercy'' and i said ''sorry i'm all out of mercy'' grin

i handled him like a BOSS...and he promised neva 2 utter such g-flakious statements again cool

##stretches out his hands##

sister mi the americans hug after a good victory ..oya come gimme one sharply wink
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by tIce(m): 5:39pm On Aug 22, 2013
jakesund:

loooooooooooooooolz...oga mii u want make F.G n ASUU faint anytime them hear d word strike grin
na dat1 beta pass........so as nt 2 prolong d years meant 4 each course.......abi wetin u think.....wink
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by tIce(m): 5:44pm On Aug 22, 2013
hackex: Live updates from campus!!!

Bats have taken control of the skies and have started oppressing students by pooing on their heads around the SUB


cool cool cool
lolllzzzzz
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:53pm On Aug 22, 2013
T.ice:
na dat1 beta pass........so as nt 2 prolong d years meant 4 each course.......abi wetin u think.....wink

na d best thing be that oh cool...cant imagine something like this recurin when i resume at ife sad
na room 101 sure pass for fg n ASUU
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Anuoluwap(m): 5:53pm On Aug 22, 2013
Here's proof that the list won't take long-Admission For 2013/2014 Session Into Nigerian Universities Should End 31st, October - Jamb Registrar
click my signature for the news
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdExLaWyEr: 5:54pm On Aug 22, 2013
Oluwatola5: Omo mi, dis ur teeth enh, i fink u nid 2 c d panel beater ooo 2 fix it
am nt ur OMO 4 dis place u dn 4get ni 4 here ayam ur TP, wen we reach aus then u go be mai mami bk.. Nd about mai grin is dat nt wat u turn am to wit d expire kstraw u dey buy cum aus ni??
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdExLaWyEr: 5:55pm On Aug 22, 2013
Oluwatola5: carry d fox 1st, den d sack of grains and lastly com 4 d chicken
wrong
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdExLaWyEr: 5:57pm On Aug 22, 2013
jakesund:

take d chicken across...come back n take d fox across...take d chicken back...drop it and take d sack back...then come back for d chicken LIKE A BOSS cool


wrong
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:59pm On Aug 22, 2013
Anuoluwap: Here's proof that the list won't take long-Admission For 2013/2014 Session Into Nigerian Universities Should End 31st, October - Jamb Registrar
click my signature for the news

Bro trust me when i say OAU doesnt abide by such deadlines..wink

oau is like a gangstar...they answer to no one..they do whatever they like however it pleases them cool

stalites can attest to that!!
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdExLaWyEr: 6:01pm On Aug 22, 2013
Fynestboi: IQ test 1

You have a fox, a chicken and a sack of grain. You must cross a river with only one of them at a time. If you leave the fox with the chicken he will eat it; if youleave the chicken with the grain he will eat it. How can you get all three across safely?
Take the chicken over first. Go back and bring the grainnext, but instead of leaving the chicken with the grain, come back with the chicken. Leave the chicken on the first side and take the fox with you. Leave it on the other side with the grain. Finally, go back over and get the chicken and bring it over.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 6:01pm On Aug 22, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: wrong

u said one item at a time..

I'm afraid that is the only logical answer
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdExLaWyEr: 6:02pm On Aug 22, 2013
jakesund:

u said one item at a time..

I'm afraid that is the only logical answer
check d ansa ex-post...
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 6:05pm On Aug 22, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: Take the chicken over first. Go back and bring the grainnext, but instead of leaving the chicken with the grain, come back with the chicken. Leave the chicken on the first side and take the fox with you. Leave it on the other side with the grain. Finally, go back over and get the chicken and bring it over.

bro we are saying the same thing...read ma answer again.....smiley
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 6:09pm On Aug 22, 2013
jakesund: chiamaka where art thou smiley

Come n give us some of ya vibes oh..this place is dry sad
My oga @ d top, i was in the literature section, oh. I have nothing to say for now. I'm waiting for strike to be called off.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 6:12pm On Aug 22, 2013
Chiamaka01:
My oga @ d top, i was in the literature section, oh. I have nothing to say for now. I'm waiting for strike to be called off.

ahh...dont do that oh...do u want this thread to gradually fade into oblivion...ah need u on this thread wink strike or on strike
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 6:13pm On Aug 22, 2013
hackex: Live updates from campus!!!

Bats have taken control of the skies and have started oppressing students by pooing on their heads around the SUB


cool cool cool
Harrison, are you kidding?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdExLaWyEr: 6:14pm On Aug 22, 2013
ANTISPAM BOT AYAM WARNING U 4 D LAST TIME...
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 6:18pm On Aug 22, 2013
After a sunday school session in the church, a young boy stood up to ask some questions.
'Ma, you said that the children of israel crossed the red sea.'
'Yes'
'You also said the broke down the walls of jericho'
'Yes, with the power of God.'
'When the children of Israel were doing all these, what were the adults doing?'
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 6:19pm On Aug 22, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: check d ansa ex-post...

boss i still insist what i posted was correct...lemme expantiate on the answer.

Firstly carry the chicken across leaving d fox n d grain...come back n carry the fox across to the chicken...but for security reasons u bring d chicken back to the other side where d grain is and drop it...then for spiritual reasons u take d grain across to the fox then com back for the chicken like a BOSS....

SINCE U DID'NT INSIST ON A DEFINITE SEQUENCE IN CARRYING OUT THE TASK KINDLY SHOW ME WHERE I GOT IT WRONG....I LOVE LEARNING FROM MA MISTAKES cool

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