hackex: ADD YOUR OWN BREAKING NEWS:

Okada killed two people inside
trailler...
Christiano Ronaldo impreginate
Funke Akindele...
Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his
new single...
Eyinmba will sign Messi dis
August...
Baba suwe joined Illuminati,
signed in by Jay z...
Beyonce is in love with Terry G...
Primary school pupils don dey
graduate at class primary 2....
University and Poly students are
now putting on school
uniforms...
Obama claims EDO STATE as his
home town...
New Arsenal manager is Chief
Olusegun Obasanjo...
Chris Brown wears agbada and
slippers to the grammy awards...

Nairalane: for me alone. Excellent mix of dieting. My kind regards to tola. My bluetooth is powerful enough to receive the meal. When its ready, connect me. Dont send any children. You ll put them into temtation. They ll finish it in a jiffy.

Chiamaka01:

I know. But a new person seeinf 'f' in front of your moniker will think u're a female.

Samtolly4JESUS:

Oya, Go follow ASUU do explanation

Timichael: sir... Wotz d name of ur bluetooth? Cos d bluetooth here cn only see virus. Are u virus?

hackex: ADD YOUR OWN BREAKING NEWS:

Okada killed two people inside
trailler...
Christiano Ronaldo impreginate
Funke Akindele...
Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his
new single...
Eyinmba will sign Messi dis
August...
Baba suwe joined Illuminati,
signed in by Jay z...
Beyonce is in love with Terry G...
Primary school pupils don dey
graduate at class primary 2....
University and Poly students are
now putting on school
uniforms...
Obama claims EDO STATE as his
home town...
New Arsenal manager is Chief
Olusegun Obasanjo...
Chris Brown wears agbada and
slippers to the grammy awards...

Fynestboi: thats d nxt project gv me jurt 5days

Nairalane: Wow! Incredible! When did michealtotti became a female. Thats amazing. E pele o, sis micheal or michealina. Beta still, sis totti-in.

Nairalane: am fine too. Hope Ogun is bubbling. Whats the next thing now. I suggest some spiritual mix and comic flavors subsuming some brain teasing quizzes to keep the thread alive, having been posed in a state of limbo with the ASUU strike. Play safe in the Lord o.

michaeltotti: PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 QUEEN's
ENGLISH
QUOTES,......crack ya By
ribs!
1. My husband and Sambo is a
good people. (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the
Senators
were once a children.
(bleeping Well)
3. My fellow widows. (Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.
(His children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before you
were once a children.
(Smh) 6. Yes we are all happy for the
effort, it is not easy to carry second in an
International
competition like this one,
(addressing press men after Female Under-
19 FIFA World Cup).
(bleeping piece of poo)
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They
were once a children now a adult now they
are bombing women and children making some
children a widow.
(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these
children who have become widows for
loosing their
parents for one reason or another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have love for our fellow
Nigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALITY (Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to
treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomblast
churches on christmas day, they
don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very
bad
person, infact I'm a sadder woman right now andMr.
President is
more saddest
(Sad,sadder,saddest...)
15. We all have HIV. Either positive or negative
(You guys have it too? Coz I don't Oo ... Lolzzz... Abeg o na joke, before some people will take it personal.

michaeltotti: PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 QUEEN's
ENGLISH
QUOTES,......crack ya By
ribs!
1. My husband and Sambo is a
good people. (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the
Senators
were once a children.
(bleeping Well)
3. My fellow widows. (Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.
(His children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before you
were once a children.
(Smh) 6. Yes we are all happy for the
effort, it is not easy to carry second in an
International
competition like this one,
(addressing press men after Female Under-
19 FIFA World Cup).
(bleeping piece of poo)
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They
were once a children now a adult now they
are bombing women and children making some
children a widow.
(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these
children who have become widows for
loosing their
parents for one reason or another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have love for our fellow
Nigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALITY (Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to
treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomblast
churches on christmas day, they
don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very
bad
person, infact I'm a sadder woman right now andMr.
President is
more saddest
(Sad,sadder,saddest...)
15. We all have HIV. Either positive or negative
(You guys have it too? Coz I don't Oo ... Lolzzz... Abeg o na joke, before some people will take it personal.

Samtolly4JESUS: Please, I need to ask y'all this question...

This has been a question that has been on my mind all these while... I have kept this in mind waiting for the right time to spew this out...

Its a question that has gave me soo many sleepless nights and I hope I get a answer to this question today.


The question is directed personally to YOU! I understand things might be awkward between us
after this but I have to staighten up and be a man.

I know you might be angry with me over this question but hear me out first.


Should I ask this question?



Did I hear you say YES?



Here goes the Question:








HOW MUCH IS A BOTTLE OF COCA-COLA IN YOUR AREA?

michaeltotti: lolz..i like fmale oo..u cn imagine i open a fmale 2go acount nd i had frend dn michaeltotti dt av open since two yrs bck...so i wana maintain dix..cux av been seein new request since last wk dt i change eet
Its funny. My 2go application is not working. I ll download a new one and connect u v.soon.








I dropd ma id den wen u ask me to drop it..buh ah cudnt see ya request sir?abi u no wan enlight me aqain??

michaeltotti: PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 QUEEN's
ENGLISH
QUOTES,......crack ya By
ribs!
1. My husband and Sambo is a
good people. (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the
Senators
were once a children.
(bleeping Well)
3. My fellow widows. (Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.
(His children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before you
were once a children.
(Smh) 6. Yes we are all happy for the
effort, it is not easy to carry second in an
International
competition like this one,
(addressing press men after Female Under-
19 FIFA World Cup).
(bleeping piece of poo)
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They
were once a children now a adult now they
are bombing women and children making some
children a widow.
(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these
children who have become widows for
loosing their
parents for one reason or another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have love for our fellow
Nigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALITY (Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to
treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomblast
churches on christmas day, they
don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very
bad
person, infact I'm a sadder woman right now andMr.
President is
more saddest
(Sad,sadder,saddest...)
15. We all have HIV. Either positive or negative
(You guys have it too? Coz I don't Oo ... Lolzzz... Abeg o na joke, before some people will take it personal.

Nairalane: @totti
Its funny. My 2go application is not working. I ll download a new one and connect u v.soon.

Jodekss: My people in the Lord, if you met the merit but haven't seen your name, perhaps it's cos you have a wrong subject comination, you must run down to the school, the senate building, the admission office, try and relay the question of wether the combo is ok or not or the reasons your name ain't included... I have my reasons for saying this o. Peace...!

T.ice:
boss whatz d combo 4 linguistics

Samleke77: I tink this thread shuld be on d front page, cus criously its very hard to kip up wit u guys, my last page was 332 nd now u guys v hit 370! Its like some of u work and sleep here (likes of Oluwatola, samtolly, papindinho etc nd u guys went 2 d extent of uploading ur CV's wit pictures, wow! Dats fascinating, m very sure d nxt time I try to post u guys must v pass 400.
Looking forward to seeing u guys on matric day.
I rep d Faculty of Social Science
Great of the great among the greatest great OAUifeites!
Add me up on 2go Samleke77

Chiamaka01:

Oga, i've learnt oh.

Teaser4: All things bright and beautiful.
ASUU STRIKE WILL END THIS WEEK,
Source:Holy Ghost

michaeltotti: PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 QUEEN's
ENGLISH
QUOTES,......crack ya By
ribs!
1. My husband and Sambo is a
good people. (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the
Senators
were once a children.
(bleeping Well)
3. My fellow widows. (Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.
(His children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before you
were once a children.
(Smh) 6. Yes we are all happy for the
effort, it is not easy to carry second in an
International
competition like this one,
(addressing press men after Female Under-
19 FIFA World Cup).
(bleeping piece of poo)
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They
were once a children now a adult now they
are bombing women and children making some
children a widow.
(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these
children who have become widows for
loosing their
parents for one reason or another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have love for our fellow
Nigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALITY (Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to
treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomblast
churches on christmas day, they
don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very
bad
person, infact I'm a sadder woman right now andMr.
President is
more saddest
(Sad,sadder,saddest...)
15. We all have HIV. Either positive or negative
(You guys have it too? Coz I don't Oo ... Lolzzz... Abeg o na joke, before some people will take it personal.

papindinho: geezer Teaser... How are u doing boss? U com leave us like say we be prodigal son abi. E no good o..lolz

Samtolly4JESUS:

She needs to collect a #5000 Form, and come with 3 passport photograph.



And Quote this post properly.

Samtolly4JESUS:

My prayer works!


She's delivered



Now, ASUU! Quote this Strike properly!