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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nairalane: 3:49pm On Nov 11, 2013
Oluwatola5: **just thinking aloud**


Are you a marriage counsellor or something?
i am not the former or the latter but i am a child of God learning the teachings of Christ. When i too ve any challenge, i ll rush to my Teachers and say "Man of God, please, help the son of man" *laughs* But But But, whats ur new surname after u ve undermined my succint plea and u ve finally married . . . . . . .
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nairalane: 3:53pm On Nov 11, 2013
Anybody living around my house in this room? Asking for the Parakinites, mayfairites, lagerians, eleyelites, all living in Ife.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by papindinho(m): 4:06pm On Nov 11, 2013
All ASUU chapters are to meet today to reach a definite conclusion on the lingering industrial break (lolz) while the excos hold their sitting on Wednesday.
http://myschool.com.ng/school/news/23242/strike-ASUU-branches-meet-today-exco-on-wednesday.html

Hoping for best and favourable outcome o.



All things being equal. Agreement is never a good business option.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Harrisonn(m): 4:08pm On Nov 11, 2013
Nairalane: Anybody living around my house in this room? Asking for the Parakinites, mayfairites, lagerians, eleyelites, all living in Ife.

Team mayfair
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by godlovesyou(m): 5:32pm On Nov 11, 2013
how far Harrison I thougth I gave u my number.I was expecting ur call but u didnt ring d bell, hop al is wel. Team mayfair
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Wealth2mighty(f): 8:01am On Nov 12, 2013
Pls,all in d house,heard 1&2 admission list has bn pasted,pls i need ur help cos actually confuse. Pls how true is ds info?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by papindinho(m): 8:30am On Nov 12, 2013
Wealth2mighty: Pls,all in d house,heard 1&2 admission list has bn pasted,pls i need ur help cos actually confuse. Pls how true is ds info?
the report is false sir. OAU is yet to paste any of its lists.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nairalane: 9:55am On Nov 12, 2013
Harrisonn:

Team mayfair
Good to know. God's willing tommorrow, when i leave Daminet cyber cafe, i ll come to mayfair round about. For u to become more accentuated to me, sit behind the ever-static arms of Ori Olokun and hold the pin point of its head gear. For u to know its me, i ll do this b4 i call on u: i ll climb the 029 SAS Red Covoy to the top and read the 2nd stanza of out national anthem. Then we ll understand it better, by and by. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nairalane: 10:45am On Nov 12, 2013
Read enjoyably, the history of ASUU
Strike in Nigeria since 1999 to
2013 as shown here.
The series of strike tabled below
have been experienced by all
Government-owned universities
in Nigeria, whose academic
lecturers
remained under the umbrella of
the "Academic Staff Union of
Universities...-ASUU".
1999---5 months
2001---3 months
2002---2 weeks
2003---6 months(ended in 2004)
2005---3 days
2006---1 week
2007---3 months
2008---1 week
2009---4 months
2010---5months & 1 week
2011---3 months(ended in 2012)
2013---4months, weeks, and
still counting.
QUESTION: When Would the 2013
ASUU Strike End? And when will
our
government resolve the issues
behind tertiary education in this...
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Richiez(m): 11:58am On Nov 12, 2013
The Nairaland math quiz round1 has commenced! Click Here to participate
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by adura09: 12:18pm On Nov 12, 2013
Nuga on ma mind!
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Harrisonn(m): 12:55pm On Nov 12, 2013
Nairalane: Good to know. God's willing tommorrow, when i leave Daminet cyber cafe, i ll come to mayfair round about. For u to become more accentuated to me, sit behind the ever-static arms of Ori Olokun and hold the pin point of its head gear. For u to know its me, i ll do this b4 i call on u: i ll climb the 029 SAS Red Covoy to the top and read the 2nd stanza of out national anthem. Then we ll understand it better, by and by. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.


shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Harrisonn(m): 1:03pm On Nov 12, 2013
godlovesyou: how far Harrison I thougth I gave u my number.I was expecting ur call but u didnt ring d bell, hop al is wel. Team mayfair

sorry bro.. can you inbox me your number again??
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by papindinho(m): 2:20pm On Nov 12, 2013
Richiez: The Nairaland math quiz round1 has commenced! Click Here to participate
*plungs outta the sick bed*
Here we go!!!!
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oninure(m): 5:47pm On Nov 12, 2013
Elo peepz, plz is it true dat d oau ife 2nd batch is out? If yes hw can i check it? Thankz
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by godlovesyou(m): 6:17pm On Nov 12, 2013
Harrisonn:

sorry bro.. can you inbox me your number again??
07066579506
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Harrisonn(m): 10:45am On Nov 13, 2013
godlovesyou: 07066579506

okay bro.. i will buzz you later
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 12:59pm On Nov 13, 2013
PLEASE LIKE THIS PAGE www.facebook.com/chemistryismypride. Thanks *SHINES_TEETH*
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Pius94(m): 1:32pm On Nov 13, 2013
Harrisonn: [b]just saw this online now.:

At OAU,

Faculty of Art has the highest number of argumentative people on campus. (just pray say u no get dem for your room;philosophy and Religious studies).

Faculty of Social sciences has the highest number of beautiful girls on campus. (go confirm yourself).

Faculty of Education has the highest number of Aged people on campus. ( if u wan confirm,go there on saturday).

Faculty of Technology has the highest number of Efi iwe (book worms) on campus(After MTH 201 and white house, Na dem still dey get highest G.p).

College of Health sciences has the highest number of Hardworking people on campus(Na Faj and Awo cafe be their room).

Faculty of law has the highest number of cute people on campus (Maybe because of their black and white).

Faculty of Agriculture has the highest number of SU on campus(Na dem they carry all the post for felllowship).

And finally,Faculty of science has the highest number of daniduro courses on campus.(white house gangan).
Pls, how true is this?[/b]
lol, veri Funny. Bro i sight you...
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by laryom1(m): 3:10pm On Nov 13, 2013
Please anybody living in Ife here to please drop his/her number or 2go id.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by emekakelvin(m): 3:52pm On Nov 13, 2013
Happy sunny filled wednesday!
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by emekakelvin(m): 3:58pm On Nov 13, 2013
laryom1: Please anybody living in Ife here to please drop his/her number or 2go id.
Here we go!
These names on ur screen below gives an answer to ur question.
Papidinho---2go i.d (depapinx)
Nairalane--- I have no contact
Harrison---- I have no contact
Godlovesyou-----07066579506
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Wealth2mighty(f): 10:44pm On Nov 13, 2013
papindinho: the report is false sir. OAU is yet to paste any of its lists.
oh! thanks so much
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by ashhascash: 12:34am On Nov 14, 2013
Jux strolling by
btw dis thread neva hit 600 pages since. angry
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by tIce(m): 2:37am On Nov 14, 2013
600 on my mind
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by xkid2000(m): 8:05am On Nov 14, 2013
600... Jamb's site not accessible... This thread dey run like snail o!
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by xkid2000(m): 8:06am On Nov 14, 2013
Good Morning
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by emekakelvin(m): 8:23am On Nov 14, 2013
x-kid2000:
600... Jamb's site not accessible... This thread dey run like snail o!
Concerning the jamb website, I just checked it and it opens, although slowly.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Kejilee(m): 9:10am On Nov 14, 2013
Omo longest tym
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 9:15am On Nov 14, 2013
A CREATIVE MAN IS MOTIVATED BY THE DESIRE TO ACHIEVE, NOT BY THE DESIRE TO BEAT OTHERS..
Emmanuel Richard
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Kejilee(m): 9:30am On Nov 14, 2013
youngPRO: A CREATIVE MAN IS MOTIVATED BY THE DESIRE TO ACHIEVE, NOT BY THE DESIRE TO BEAT OTHERS..
Emmanuel Richard
na zo




Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions:

1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.

2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you

3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl

4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me!

5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; ''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!

6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are
you doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!

7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.

8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor. Abeg laff make u send to anoda person to laff too
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Harrisonn(m): 9:39am On Nov 14, 2013
Lol... very funny


cool cool

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