Kejilee: na zo




Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions:

1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.

2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you

3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl

4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me!

5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; ''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!

6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are
you doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!

7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.

8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor. Abeg laff make u send to anoda person to laff too

Harrisonn:

Lol... very funny

Kejilee: na zo




Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions:

1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.

2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you

3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl

4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me!

5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; ''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!

6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are
you doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!

7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.

8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor. Abeg laff make u send to anoda person to laff too

emekakelvin:
Lolz, that no9 and no 2 na.........?I remain mute.
But, In an instance, if a very dark complexion guy puts on a thick black attire from the crown of his head to the sole of his feet and you asked him this question 'say you be devil ni'
What response do you expect from him?

why he be say na only number 2 you see?? and where you take see number 9 for there

Harrisonn:

why he be say na only number 2 you see?? and where you take see number 9 for there

emekakelvin: Hahahaha dat my no9 suppose be no7

Jodekss: [b]"JASON CURTIS WAS A FRIEND OF MINE ON FACEBOOK. HE'S A JIGALOO AS I AM BUT WITH THE SICKEST MENTALITIES I HAVE EVER MET/COME ACROSS TALKING-WISE RACIAL DISCRIMINATION. HE DWELLS IN THE US. I TRIED TO HAVE HIM CONVINCED THAT SOME THINGS JUST HAD TO HAPPEN WHO CAN BLAME GOD FOR CREATING SATAN AND THRUSTING HIM HERE WHY NOT THE SUN? I TOLD HIM WHITES DO REALLY DID SOME SICK THINGS BACK THEN BUT USING THOSE HURTFUL 'THEN'S' AS ESCUESES TO HATE OUR FORE-FATHERS AND OR WHITES ISN'T OF GOOD ETHICS. FOR WITH ONE LOVE WAS IT THAT BARAK OBAMA- A JIGALOO, BECAME THE MOST POWERFUL PRESIDENT ON EARTH, ONE LOVE MAKES US STRONGER AND TOGETHER MAKES US BETTER TOGETHER... HE LATTER BLOCKED ME ON HIS PAGE...
PEEP THROUGH PART OF HIS MENTALITIES PLEASE..."

The whites here maltreat us all
I am Jason Curtis I dwell in the hinter of connecticut
I am a black boy with the mentality that whites are demons
They went down there to our source
Africa and enslaved mamoths with just some rusted mirror leased unto those folly ancestors
They bolted our ancestors' black mouths with padlocks
Made 'em, us trudge on sugar plantations bare-footed with whites
Chasticers and wipers commanding commands behind their bare behinds
Bleep our beautiful women at the market square
Made 'em procreate on minted pins and broken bottles
I said they made the cocks of our valiants the drawers rope to ease their thirstings
They
Yes the white-skinned
Then, and even now
Jack-booted us and send us to go cool down in hell fire
No liberty
Freedom was captivity
Being wise is being quiet and preter-obedient
Being too obedient amounted to revolts to take control
I am Jason Curtis see whites are evil people let's stone 'em all to death
I am Jason Curtis and I hate whites because am not white
Still have more to say this night
But I need your support
Cos am sore-sure that am always right.
http://www.poetfreak.com/text/261683/...and-let-me-tell-speak-to-you-about-jason-curtis.html[/b]

Nice one bro.. but your link is not working.

Nairalane: Strike Suspended. Continue posting.

Jodekss: [b]"JASON CURTIS WAS A FRIEND OF MINE ON FACEBOOK. HE'S A JIGALOO AS I AM BUT WITH THE SICKEST MENTALITIES I HAVE EVER MET/COME ACROSS TALKING-WISE RACIAL DISCRIMINATION. HE DWELLS IN THE US. I TRIED TO HAVE HIM CONVINCED THAT SOME THINGS JUST HAD TO HAPPEN WHO CAN BLAME GOD FOR CREATING SATAN AND THRUSTING HIM HERE WHY NOT THE SUN? I TOLD HIM WHITES DO REALLY DID SOME SICK THINGS BACK THEN BUT USING THOSE HURTFUL 'THEN'S' AS ESCUESES TO HATE OUR FORE-FATHERS AND OR WHITES ISN'T OF GOOD ETHICS. FOR WITH ONE LOVE WAS IT THAT BARAK OBAMA- A JIGALOO, BECAME THE MOST POWERFUL PRESIDENT ON EARTH, ONE LOVE MAKES US STRONGER AND TOGETHER MAKES US BETTER TOGETHER... HE LATTER BLOCKED ME ON HIS PAGE...
PEEP THROUGH PART OF HIS MENTALITIES PLEASE..."

The whites here maltreat us all
I am Jason Curtis I dwell in the hinter of connecticut
I am a black boy with the mentality that whites are demons
They went down there to our source
Africa and enslaved mamoths with just some rusted mirror leased unto those folly ancestors
They bolted our ancestors' black mouths with padlocks
Made 'em, us trudge on sugar plantations bare-footed with whites
Chasticers and wipers commanding commands behind their bare behinds
Bleep our beautiful women at the market square
Made 'em procreate on minted pins and broken bottles
I said they made the cocks of our valiants the drawers rope to ease their thirstings
They
Yes the white-skinned
Then, and even now
Jack-booted us and send us to go cool down in hell fire
No liberty
Freedom was captivity
Being wise is being quiet and preter-obedient
Being too obedient amounted to revolts to take control
I am Jason Curtis see whites are evil people let's stone 'em all to death
I am Jason Curtis and I hate whites because am not white
Still have more to say this night
But I need your support
Cos am sore-sure that am always right.
http://www.poetfreak.com/text/261683/...and-let-me-tell-speak-to-you-about-jason-curtis.html[/b]

Nairalane: fynestboi disobeyed the order. U re d culprit.

Nairalane: Seconded

Fynestboi: CULPRIT OF WHAT

Fynestboi: SECOND WHAT