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Appraisal Sheet For Laughs by seunspice(m): 9:08am On Mar 03, 2008 |
Hey, March means Performance Appraisals for some of us, here is an appraisal form sample for laughs. This form indicates employee performance in the position they currently hold. Knowledge [ ] The son of a bitch really knows his stuff [ ] Knows just enough to be dangerous [ ] Only half a brain and is dangerous [ ] Fucking brain damaged, his coffee cup has a higher IQ Accuracy [ ] Does excellent work if not preoccupied with pussy [ ] Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass [ ] Has to take off his shoes to count to ten [ ] Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice Attitude [ ] Extremely cooperative if you kiss his ass frequently [ ] Brown nose in good standing [ ] Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop [ ] Doesn't give a shit, never did and never will Reliability [ ] A really dependable little RoosterDrinker [ ] You can rely on him at evaluation time [ ] Can rely on him to be the first one out the fucking door [ ] Totally fucking useless/worthless Appearance [ ] Extremely neat, even combs his pubic hair [ ] Looks great at evaluation time [ ] Flies abandon fresh dog shit to follow him around [ ] Dirty, filthy, dirty son of a bitch Performance [ ] Works like a son of a bitch, if there's money in it for him [ ] Does all kinds of good shit at evaluation time [ ] Works only if kicked in the ass every 2 minutes [ ] Couldn't do less work if he were in a fucking coma |
Re: Appraisal Sheet For Laughs by ituen(m): 10:28pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
This is a good collection Aisha shld print this out for Folly to fill Lola must present hers to Tufe Clemcy . . . . . . well na she and Miggy know demselves |
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