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Appraisal Sheet For Laughs by seunspice(m): 9:08am On Mar 03, 2008
Hey, March means Performance Appraisals for some of us, here is an appraisal form sample for laughs.

This form indicates employee performance in the position they currently hold.

Knowledge
[ ] The son of a bitch really knows his stuff
[ ] Knows just enough to be dangerous
[ ] Only half a brain and is dangerous
[ ] Fucking brain damaged, his coffee cup has a higher IQ

Accuracy
[ ] Does excellent work if not preoccupied with pussy
[ ] Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass
[ ] Has to take off his shoes to count to ten
[ ] Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice

Attitude
[ ] Extremely cooperative if you kiss his ass frequently
[ ] Brown nose in good standing
[ ] Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop
[ ] Doesn't give a shit, never did and never will

Reliability
[ ] A really dependable little RoosterDrinker
[ ] You can rely on him at evaluation time
[ ] Can rely on him to be the first one out the fucking door
[ ] Totally fucking useless/worthless

Appearance
[ ] Extremely neat, even combs his pubic hair
[ ] Looks great at evaluation time
[ ] Flies abandon fresh dog shit to follow him around
[ ] Dirty, filthy, dirty son of a bitch

Performance
[ ] Works like a son of a bitch, if there's money in it for him
[ ] Does all kinds of good shit at evaluation time
[ ] Works only if kicked in the ass every 2 minutes
[ ] Couldn't do less work if he were in a fucking coma
Re: Appraisal Sheet For Laughs by ituen(m): 10:28pm On Mar 03, 2008
This is a good collection

Aisha shld print this out for Folly to fill

Lola must present hers to Tufe

Clemcy . . . . . . well na she and Miggy know demselves

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